Silence is the state that Shanzi likes, and he can't quite accept the noise of the whole day, so Shanzi went to the dance once, and he didn't plan to go a second time. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Xu Guo came to the Yexiang International Hotel where Shanzi was, in the hotel room, Xu Guo talked about the conversation with Zhuzi at the ball, Zhuzi seemed to be a different person, her appearance, so that Xu Guo liked it, Xu Guo asked Shanzi if he could confess his love to Zhuzi, and asked Zhuzi if he was willing to be his girlfriend.

Shanzi objected to Xu Guo asking such a question, and Shanzi's point was that it was wrong to ask a girl if she would like to be her girlfriend, because girls rarely agreed verbally.

Shanzi said, "Do you know what has the hardest mouth in the world?"

Xu Guo said, "Duck?"

Shanzi said, "No. ”

Xu Guo said, "Eagle?"

Shanzi said, "No. ”

Xu Guo didn't know what was the hardest mouth, he said, "I don't know what is the hardest." ”

"It's a woman," said Shanzi, "and a woman's mouth is the hardest." I'm from here, I've had a lot of life experience, I've seen a lot of women, I've seen a lot of girls, I've seen a lot of girls, I've seen a lot of girls, I've seen her no less than you, I've got a girl, you've got her on the bed, she's all under you, you ask her, do you have a boyfriend? She may say yes, or she may say she won't tell you. You're so close, you say, can you be my girlfriend? She might say, no. You know, she's so close to you, you put her down on the bed, you ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend, she can say no, it's a hard mouth. ”

Xu Guo suddenly became enlightened and said: "In this way, a woman's mouth is the hardest, and she is almost unwilling to say that she is willing? People often say that women are duplicitous, and what women say on their lips is different from what they think in their hearts." Brother Shanzi's words make sense. ”

"This is my experience," Shanzi said, "I am in my forties, I have experienced more things than you, I have seen a lot of women, what kind of women I have not seen? If you don't believe me, you can try, go to a woman, when she lies on the bed, you are very close to her, you ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend, she may say no, but she will never refuse you, will obey you." ”

Xu Guo seemed to have an understanding, and said: "So, I went to ask Zhuzi and asked her if she could be my girlfriend, and she would almost say no, even if I put her down on the bed and ask her, she would still say no." That's what you call a hard mouth, isn't it?"

Shanzi said: "There are many kinds of women, and I am in my forties, and the words that come out are nutritious, and it doesn't hurt you to listen to them." Women from one year old to one hundred years old, too young, you have to love, too old, you have to respect, between the old and children, there are quite a lot of women, you can come into contact, these women, and they have to be classified, from the body classification, from the appearance classification, from the temperament classification, from the conversation classification, etc., you have to classify women, and then, you make friends, find the type you like, you don't have to contact any type of person. ”

Xu Guo said: "This is so profound, I don't understand it anymore. ”

Shanzi said: "Some women are not in good shape, bloated, bad in conversation, vulgar, not good in age, old, bad in appearance, ugly, in short, there will always be some women, on the whole, they are not liked by people, such a person, you don't know her, don't get close to her, don't make friends with her." Make friends with people you like, don't catch anyone and make friends with whom, some people, the overall state is not good, not what you like, you make friends with her, you will feel disgusting, she will lose your sex, make you think, women are just like this, women will be so disgusting, this is the kind of woman, pour your appetite, so, don't find those you don't like, make friends, at least find people you don't hate. ”

Xu Guo said: "Well, it's this reason. ”

Shanzi said: " There are a lot of women in the world, such as 10 billion people, 5 billion men, 5 billion women, who have slashed through those who cannot be your friends, so that there will be quite a lot of people, who can be your friends, people who can be your friends, I am talking about women, the number is quite amazing, this number, you should be able to calculate, don't say this life, even eight lifetimes, you can't finish, make friends, find people you like, even if you remove those you hate, there are still a large number of people you like when you see them, the number of these people is enough for you to know in several lifetimes。 ”

Xu Guo said: "I understand when you say this, making friends with people you like, it's like eating, looking for fragrant and delicious things to eat, smelly, things you don't like, just throw them away, just don't touch them." ”

After talking to Shanzi, Xu Guo learned a lot of things that he had never understood before, and he finally knew that women are different from women, some women are beautiful, some women are ugly, it turns out that women are superior and inferior. Everyone has this problem, especially men, at the beginning, they thought that all the women in the world were beautiful and beautiful, but when he saw a disgusting woman, his previous judgment was challenged. The reality is that there are vulgar women, there are hateful women, and of course there are beautiful women.

After Xu Guo left, Lu Cun came to the room where Shanzi was, Lu Cun came in and talked to Shanzi about the treasures at the bottom of the lost lake, those treasures have been unearthed one after another, some treasures have been stored in secret warehouses, some have entered the museum, have not yet been exhibited, and some have entered the research room for many doctors and postdoctoral fellows to conduct professional research, and the water of these treasures has aroused the interest of many scientists, and these treasures have teased the nerves of almost all people on the earth.

"I have sent people to follow those scientists secretly," Shanzi said, "There are two archaeologists who I have secretly followed, and I have sent a few people to follow them, and their every move is under my control." They're studying alien things, those items, they're alien things, they're going to do research, I can't disturb them, and when they come up with the results of their research, and those things prove to be extremely important, I'll send someone to grab the treasure and grab it. ”

The house that Brother Donkey rents by himself is relatively small, but he is in this room and can cook food for himself. Two days ago, he kneaded the dough himself and ate it on the baking tray of the barbecue, but the baked bread was very difficult to eat. Today he bought yeast and added yeast to the kneading dough, and when he baked the yeast dough, the dough became soft and delicious. Yeast is such a great thing, and it is a god that yeast makes such disgusting pasta so soft and delicious. Brother Donkey can make pizza, but he doesn't have cheese and doesn't have a lot of ingredients, so the pizza he makes is relatively simple. But it doesn't matter, make your own pizza to eat, if you don't have the ingredients, you won't have it, pick up some and put more. He bought apples, he had never seen an apple on top of a pizza, he put an apple on top of the pizza he made, it was not bad, the pizza was made, it tasted ok, it would be nice if there was cheese. The apple was roasted in the barbecue machine, and Brother Donkey found that after eating the roasted apple, within two hours, the body was filled with the fragrance of apples, and between breaths, he could feel the not strong, slightly strong fragrance of apples.

Brother Donkey has eaten three pizzas baked by himself, one is relatively dry, one is softer, and one is not baked, whether it is well baked or hard, dry, or not cooked, he has eaten them all, three different pizzas. After eating the humble pizza he made, Brother Donkey came to the front of the Yexiang Hotel, and he wanted to chat with Shanzi. Standing on the elevator and going up to the twenty-second floor, I came to the door of Shanzi's room, and Brother Donkey knocked on the door.

Lu Cun came to open the door, Brother Donkey went in, and saw that there were only two people in the room, Lu Cun and Shanzi, so Brother Donkey asked, "What are you talking about?"

"Talking about national treasures," Lu Cun said, "Brother Shanzi sent someone to steal the national treasure, you know, there are some treasures in the alien cemetery at the bottom of the Lost Lake, and those treasures are being studied by some archaeologists, if the result of the research is that those things are very precious, Brother Shanzi will send someone to steal the treasures." ”

"Yes, you can steal national treasures, you can sell them, and if you like those items, you can stay with them and enjoy them, no matter what, stealing is valuable. Brother Donkey said, "Just now I made pizza for myself, I made pizza, no ketchup, no cheese, no sausages, no slices of meat, alas, nothing, I bought a few cherry tomatoes, squeezed the juice on the noodles, it was regarded as ketchup, I made a simple pizza, there was one, because it was too thick, it was not cooked, whether it was cooked or not, I ate it." Do you have any water here, I'm a little thirsty. ”

"Yes, can you call a hotel without water?" Shanzi got up and took a glass of water from the water dispenser for Brother Donkey, which was warm and could be drunk directly.

Brother Donkey drank water, squinted his eyes, Shanzi's room temperature was suitable, suitable for sleeping, Brother Donkey came here and just sat down for two minutes, he was a little sleepy, he said: "Brother Shanzi is so comfortable here, my small room, although it is said that you can cook, but it is not warm here, it is better to live in a big hotel, but the big hotel is expensive." ”

Lu Cun said: "You go hunting, hunt some expensive animals, sell them at a good price, and you can also stay in a big hotel." ”

Brother Donkey said: "I have money, but I am not the kind of person who loves to squander, I am a thrifty person, I finish frying the pot of lotus vegetables, do not brush, wait for the next day to add water to it, boil the water, boil the egg soup and drink." In that small pot, after frying lotus vegetables, there is still some oil, and the oil is wasted when you brush the pot. ”

Yexiang Hotel, there are many rooms, no one knows how many people are chatting in the rooms, and no one knows how many stories are chatted in these rooms.