048 To Explode (2422 characters)

"Ahem, Yingzi. Tian Sangsang sincerely persuaded: "I was a little young and frivolous back then, do you think I did something sorry for him, but why didn't he feel sorry for me?

Chen Ying snorted: "You don't look in the mirror, just like you, it seems that someone is willing to marry you." ”

Tian Sangsang coughed: "Yingzi, let's look forward, I've forgotten all the previous things." From now on, I will only have my son, and I hope you will forget about him sooner rather than later and start a new life. You haven't given birth to a baby and don't understand, I'm from here, look at people accurately, this teacher Zhou is a hypocrite, he ......"

"And, killing snakes, killing snakes is really nothing too great, your hero is too cheap. I can kill pigs, and I never show it off. ”

"I want you to be nosy!" Chen Ying remembered what happened just now, and her expression was in a trance: "I really regret it, if I had been brave back then, there would be no Meng Shuyan in this world now, but Chen Shuyan." ”

Wiping her tears, Chen Ying's whole person seemed to have lost her soul and floated forward. "Yes, why is my skin not as thick as Tian Sangsang. ”

Ambiguous, girl. You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Strong X men are also guilty of breaking the law and will be punished. Didn't you see the retribution of the original owner, it was too tragic, and he died directly and reunited with his parents and grandmother's family. Girl, your thoughts are dangerous...

It was almost dusk, Tian Sangsang threw the rabbit ear grass into the space and dragged his fat body home.

There is a crockpot at home, which her grandmother used to pickle sauerkraut, but now it has been washed by Tian Sangsang and used to soak in lo-mei. The longer you soak it, the richer the flavor becomes. The remaining marinade will be kept for the next time to continue soaking, and the sealed marinade will be better than the first time after a certain period of brewing.

In the evening, he ate dry rice and cooked a clear soup, Tian Sangsang used a pair of special chopsticks to pick up some of the lo-mei in the clay pot and served it in a basin.

The bright red marinade soaks in the marinade, and various spices are mixed together, exuding an indescribable fragrance. Meng Shuyan squatted and watched Tian Sangsang sandwich two braised chicken legs, two braised pig's trotters, two braised eggs, two braised chicken wings, two braised duck palms, four braised dried fragrant ducks, and two braised duck necks.

Lo-mei, generally cooled down, is more delicious. Fortunately, after soaking the marinade for a noon, these marinades are already cold.

"Son, eat quickly, it should taste good!" Tian Sangsang said with a smile.

"Well, Mom, you eat it too!" Meng Shuyan was particularly partial to that duck neck, and it was the first one to pick up.

Seeing his son eating happily, Tian Sangsang swallowed his saliva and resisted the urge to eat. said that she wanted to lose weight, but a few days ago she made an excuse to lose weight tomorrow, and tomorrow and tomorrow, how many tomorrows will be wasted for her.

From today onwards, she can only eat some light, to deliberately reduce the amount of food eaten at each meal, the original owner's weight is at least about 190 pounds, or lose forty or fifty pounds first, and then eat. At that time, although I was also fat, I was normal fat.

Tian Sangsang kept chewing green vegetables, Meng Shuyan looked up, and asked with a blank eye: "Mom, why don't you eat meat again?"

"Son, you eat, mom is losing weight. Mom told you, this person can't be too fat, if mom doesn't lose weight now, he will be fat into a ball in the future, fat into a big ball. Do you know what happens when the balloon lasts a long time? It will burst! Bang, pop. Tian Sangsang's expression was hideous, his five fingers were spread, and he made an explosive movement.

Meng Shuyan was frightened, tightened his little eyebrows, jumped down from the chair with a plop, climbed down her thighs and climbed onto her, hugged her neck with both hands, and said tightly: "Mom, don't explode, I don't want you to explode!!"

"Alas, son, son. Tian Sangsang touched his little head and accidentally caused panic. "Son, don't be afraid, of course my mother won't get fat, isn't my mother losing weight. ”

In fact, it was not that she deliberately created panic, but that she had always had a question in her heart. When she watched "One Hundred Years of Solitude," most people said that José Arcatio's death was an unsolved mystery. She used to have all kinds of speculations, all kinds of conspiracy theories, and then to think about the most straightforward aspect, José Arcatio himself is a person with a body other than ordinary people, he is full of powerful desires, could his death be the natural cause of some kind of physiological structure, and not those who are so-called murdered by his brother's political enemies, or killed by his wife Rebecca, etc.?

The little guy blinked his big eyes and his eyes were red, "But my mother is so pitiful, she can't eat too much, and I'm the only one who eats." ”

"Mom has food too, but Mom can't eat meat. You see, my mother is fat all over her body, and if she eats meat, she will gain weight again. Touching her son's little head that she could grasp with one hand, the fluffy curly hair made her feel very comfortable: "You don't want your mother to explode, right, so you have to supervise your mother, you can't let your mother eat meat, you have to eat vegetables!"

It's good to say, but I finally coaxed my son. After eating, Tian Sangsang cleaned up, and by the light of the kerosene lamp, he embroidered Meng Shuyan's clothes under the light. The current clothes are too monotonous, and she plans to embroider a cartoon pattern on the front of each dress, which also looks cute.

A goose-yellow duckling is embroidered on a dress, which is a very classic one, when I took a bath in my childhood, I always loved to throw a duckling into the bathtub.

The other is embroidered with a simple puppy, which is also cute and cute.

The next day, he put on new clothes for Meng Shuyan, the short-sleeved shirt of a goose yellow duckling, with a pair of small shorts, and exchanged for a pair of simple sandals for him to wear in the space.

People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and sure enough, Meng Shuyan, who has changed into new clothes, is different. He was so happy that he touched it left and right, and it was not enough to touch it.

So, Tian Sangsang was cleaning up today's lo-mei, and he ran out with his little short legs.

I don't know what I'm going to do, so I didn't react until Tian Sangsang, who was busy, went out. I saw him walking around childishly among the little pot friends, with a pretty little face, but the corners of his mouth quietly curled.

Dwarf oil, this is going to tsundere.

looks like a little public act with his head held high.

"Meng Shuyan, are you wearing new clothes?"

"My mom made it for me. The little guy said smugly.

"Your mom makes clothes?"

Meng Shuyan's mouth was deflated, a little unhappy. His mother is already very powerful, why is everyone like this?

"Children~" Tian Sangsang walked out with a smile.

When the children heard this, they all stepped back three centimeters, holding hands and shrinking their heads, revealing frightened little eyes. This fat man is terrible and will steal food from people!

Will rob things~~~

"Auntie, you have candy here, do you want to eat it?" he said, and took out a large handful of old-fashioned candy from his pocket, which was kraft candy.

"Yanyan, share it with your friends. ”

Looking at the small, white sesame kraft candy on the outside, the children all showed eager expressions.

Meng Shuyan generously gave one by one, and these children suddenly wanted to call Meng Shuyan brothers, and they all said that they would play with him later, Meng Shuyan tilted his head, and seemed to understand something.

The dog was left to eat vinegar, and his mouth was so high that he could hang up a bottle of oil.

"Dog ...... left"

"Humph!" head to the left.

"Dog ...... left"

"Humph!" head to the right.

Meng Shuyan pushed him, opened his little hand, and stretched the kraft candy inside, "I specially left you an extra one." ”

"Brother Yan!" Gou Yu excitedly took the kraft candy, peeled it off and stuffed it in his mouth, "Brother Yan, you are the best tot for me!"