More than 20 beauties dressed as nuns went to the Tulou Town Government to find the new town secretary Bai Trading, but I didn't expect to wait for a morning, and I didn't see the figure of Bai Trading, and there was no one in the office staff of the town government. ＠，

Could it be that all the office workers in Tulou Town have gone to the countryside, or have they gone to participate in some kind of celebration? Why is there no one except the janitor, not even a single person on duty?

The beauties also couldn't figure out this situation, and they didn't know what the office staff of Tulou Town were doing, and no one appeared for half a day.

However, the waiting time of the beauties in the morning was also full, they were all immersed in selfies, and they regarded this Tulou Town Government compound as a garden, and they took a lot of self-photos.

In particular, there is a cypress tree with a crooked neck in the town government, this cypress tree has three or four people who can't hug it, the leaves are luxuriant, the canopy is huge, look at this tree is very old, and it is also a special scene in the compound.

This tree has become a selfie spot for all the nuns, and it is also a spot for the beautiful nuns, who are happy to do it, scratching their heads around this crooked neck tree and posing in various poses.

Of course, when the beauties took selfies, they not only wore the nun's green clothes, but they also took off their hats, took off their hoods, put down the green silk at one end, and posed in various shapes one by one.

After the selfie, all the beauties looked at each other a few times, and they were all happy at the same time, are they still nuns, they are simply coquettish girls, which is really a bit blasphemous to this nun's outfit.

Time is like this, if you are immersed in something, you will find that time passes unconsciously, like the time like an arrow.

In the morning, all the beauties were immersed in selfies, and when they came to their senses from the selfies, more than two hours had passed, and the time was already half past eleven.

The sisters were about to go upstairs to look for Bai Trade, but they also found that Bai Deal and the other office staff of the town government had not appeared for the rest of the morning, so they thought they should ask the janitor.

As soon as the beauties asked the janitor, the janitor asked them for a hundred yuan, which surprised the beauties, why did they blatantly ask for money.

"Uncle, why are you asking for money, let's ask you why Secretary Bai didn't come to work?"

Although the uncle got out of bed and stood in front of all the beauties, his expression was still squinting, and he didn't open his eyes to look at these beauties at all.

"Hmph, girls, what kind of society is now, now it's a society of paid services, you see those highway intersections in big cities, there are people holding signs to lead the way, they all need to give money, this old man is the same, if you give money, I will tell you the truth. ”

"I'll go, uncle, your ability to imitate is really strong, you have imitated that big city, why don't you want to think about how many years behind your big city is this Tulou Town, how many years behind other big cities, and you still work in the town government, your duty is to serve people in and out, how can you still be paid to serve." ”

This old man's thinking is very avant-garde, and he also tells all the beauties in a high-sounding manner, his paid service is modeled after that in the big city, and his thinking is in line with the big city.

The old man's words provoked all the beauties to scold, are you the master of the gatekeeper or the uncle of robbery.

"Hehe, girls, if you talk about responsibilities, this old man has an opinion, there are a few people who pay attention to responsibilities now, and now every office has such and such responsibilities, what secretary duties, what section duties, that's not all on the wall.

But there are a few people who work according to their duties, not as good as the people in the previous society, there are no respective responsibilities on the wall, they are still conscientious, and now people's responsibilities are on the wall, you can see it every day, but they just don't do things according to their duties!"

Speaking of duties, this old man is still a belly of resentment, he also said that the beauties are speechless, the phenomenon he said does exist, which office is not now hung with their respective responsibilities, a few more than a dozen responsibilities.

For example, all departments in the project department of Tulou Town are responsible for the wall, what is the responsibility of the project manager, what is the responsibility of the production manager, what is the responsibility of the department manager, etc., but the project department talks about their responsibilities in meetings every day, but few people really do things according to their responsibilities.

"Okay, sisters, we won't fight with the uncle, maybe the uncle really needs this hundred yuan to buy tea and drink, and this hundred yuan is even if we honor him. ”

The beauties still wanted to say below, but Miss Mei Gui stopped them in time, and she took a hundred yuan to the uncle.

"Uncle, this is a hundred yuan, even if our juniors honor your tea money, you can tell us why Secretary Bai didn't come to work, when can he come to work?"

The uncle took the money, his squinted eyes hadn't opened yet, he just touched the hundred-dollar bill, and then nodded and replied to this group of beauties.

"Girls, it's almost noon, Secretary Bai won't come, you can only come back in the afternoon, the town government is going to work at half past two, you come around two o'clock." ”

"Uncle, you've been squinting, how do you know it's almost noon?"

The uncle kept squinting his eyes, and the beauties were a little puzzled, how did he know the time.

The uncle smiled lightly: "Girls, your uncle can hear it." ”

"Ah, uncle, you have the ability, how do you hear the time, can you hear the sound of the sun walking. ”

The beauties were very curious about this uncle, and they didn't know how this squinting uncle heard the time, could he hear the sound of the sun walking.

The uncle smiled: "Girls, your uncle doesn't have the ability to hear the sound of the sun walking, but your uncle can hear the sound of the radio announcing the time, it's eleven o'clock Beijing time." ”

"I'm going, we thought your uncle would have special functions, I can hear the sound of the sun walking, who can't hear the ball on the hour on the radio, you blind uncle fools us beauties!"

The beauties all regard this squinting uncle as a blind man, and think that only a blind man will squint like this and listen to the sound of the radio.

"Girls, who is blind, your uncle's eyes are very bright, otherwise what is your uncle doing with the TV on, or what is the town government asking your uncle to watch the door!"

The beauties mistakenly thought that this uncle was a blind uncle, and this uncle became angry and opened his eyes to stare at this group of beauties.

"Uncle, your eyes are weird, why do you always squint, we thought you were really blind. ”

"Girls, do you know why your uncle always squints, that's your uncle who sees through the red dust, this is called out of sight and out of mind, you don't know, in this town government, your uncle's identity is the lowest, and what other clerks have an identity, more or less can get oil and water, but your uncle can't get any oil and water, in order not to make your uncle upset, his heart is extremely unbalanced, your uncle just narrowed his eyes, this is also the highest state of life!"

"Uncle, you are really good, your realm is indeed high, we will learn from you in the future, live with squinting eyes, and live a life out of sight and out of mind!"

The words of the janitor resonated with all the beauties, it is true that people live in this world, and some troubles do not come from themselves, most of them come from external interference.

For example, the wife always compares her husband with how capable other people's husbands are, and for example, the husband compares his own wives with how beautiful other people's wives are, so that both husband and wife are troubled when comparing left and right.

You should learn the philosophy of the janitor of the town government, which is to squint at the door and do not have distractions.

Leaving the town government, the beauties are ready to eat, and the young woman Ma Lanhua came up with an idea, we finally dressed up as nuns, then we have to use this nun's identity to make a point of fate, don't spend money on the meal we eat at noon, let's go to the fate for lunch.

The idea of Ma Lanhua, a young woman of Fengchen, has been unanimously approved by all the beauties, and it is a pity that she has bothered to make up and become a nun, but it has not really opened yet.

The beauties made up their minds, so they lined up in a long line to prepare to go door to door, and first came to a small mutton soup shop, and all the beauties said to the shopkeeper with their hands folded.

"Donor, we are nuns who came down from Huaguo Mountain, and we came out to make fortune in order to build the Nun Hall of Huaguo Mountain, hoping that the shopkeeper would give us a little money for eating. ”

The owner of this mutton soup shop is a husband and wife, both husband and wife are in their forties, the male boss saw this large group of beautiful nuns, his eyes were like sixty-watt light bulbs, his eyes were about to fall into the mutton soup pot in front of him, and the horns of his mouth really flowed into the soup pot and flowed into a long line.

"Hehe, beauties, you want to turn your fate, you want to turn the money into food, then you don't want money, I have a pot of mutton soup here for you to drink, you can drink as much as you want, you can't drink enough at noon, and then drink it again at night, this boss has been boiling it for you, even if it is a year and a half or a lifetime, this boss is not too tired. ”

The boss smiled, and agreed to the request of the beauties very happily, and he also prepared a soup bowl, put two bowls of mutton soup and brought it to a table next to him, and directly wiped the dirt on the table with his sleeve.

"Hehe, thank you boss, we don't have to drink for a year and a half, we don't have to drink for a lifetime, we only need one bowl of mutton soup per person, you can hold twenty-one bowls of mutton soup." ”

The beauties are very happy, the first time they turned into a meal, or mutton soup, this boss is also very real, there is more mutton in this soup bowl than soup, all the beauties are very happy, they all flocked into the house to pull out the stool and sit down, crossing Erlang's legs to drink mutton soup.

"Get out, you all get out of the old lady, you fake nuns, you can fool these stinky men, you can fool the old lady, don't you use your brains to think about it before making up nonsense, there are only monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, where are the nuns, those nuns only eat fasting, how can there be blatantly drinking mutton soup!"

As soon as the beauties pulled out their stools and sat down, the proprietress of the mutton soup shop rushed over with a big soup spoon to scoop the soup and drove the group of fake nuns out of the store.

After the beauties were kicked out of the mutton soup shop, they also found that the couple in the store had a big fight, and the tables, benches and soup pots in the store were overturned, and only the male boss was heard roaring hoarsely.

"You stinky woman, what kind of society is it now, Huaguoshan has also been reformed, there are not only monkeys but also nuns, nuns can not only eat fasting but also drink mutton soup!"