Not to mention the mouth full of oil, there is a wooden bowl on the ground, and it seems that I want to take it away.

Aunt Tian wiped her mouth with her sleeve and smashed her slap twice, without the slightest look of embarrassment on her face: "I'm your second aunt, and I can't eat your things! And this mulberry, where did you get it? I heard that you went to the town to sell things today, how much money did you make?"

Aunt Tian came this time to explore Tian Sangsang's family, after all, the family was telling her to kiss her, and planned to sell her and her little bastard for a good price. Unexpectedly, when she came, there was no one at home, so she flipped through it at random, thinking that she would go back with something, and this shun really made her get something good! The mulberries were sour and sweet, and eating them was like getting drunk; pig's trotters, chicken legs, and other things were all meat, and they were so fragrant that she couldn't say how fragrant they were, and they taught her to eat them flutteringly. She hadn't eaten meat a few times a year, and she had eaten it for a year at a time.

"Huh?" Tian Sangsang snorted, "Second aunt, how do you eat that?"

Her hands were all purple, Tian Sangsang looked at Meng Shuyan, and lightly reproached: "Yanyan, my mother picks mulberries for you, so you let you eat them yourself, you are really naughty, learn from your mother's method of pretending to be lo-mei, what do you do when you put it in the jar? How many times have you told you, chickens only eat insects, not mulberries, you have to feed your little flowers, and you can't soak the insects in mulberries! This is going to kill people, what if you are poisoned!?"

"Second aunt, I'm really sorry, how are you now, do you feel anything uncomfortable? Does your stomach hurt? Do you feel dizzy in your head? Has your whole body been bitten by something?"

Aunt Tian immediately threw away the jar and stood up, touched her stomach with her hand, and her teeth chattered: "What are you talking about, what kind of worm, this is soaked for chickens?"

Tian Sangsang's eyes narrowed, watching his mulberry wine flow from the jar to the ground, and the purple wine flowed all over the ground. That's what she's worked so hard to make!

"Mom, I didn't. Meng Shuyan gritted his teeth aggrievedly.

Aunt Tian breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself, Tian Sangsang deliberately lied to her.

"I'm not soaking insects, I'm soaking this. His white, limp hand was outstretched, and in the palm of his hand was a dark black strip-shaped animal, which squirmed and pointed on each foot.

"It's a scorpion. Meng Shuyan said innocently and childishly, "I'm a scorpion in it." Stoned the scorpion into pieces and threw it into the jar. ”

"No, no, son. Tian Sangsang seemed to be frozen in place, motionless, and emphasized: "That's not a scorpion, but a centipede." ”

When Aunt Tian heard the words scorpion and centipede, she was so disgusted that she couldn't do it. At this time, she looked at the lively centipede that was still wriggling on Meng Shuyan's palm, she bent down and made a vomiting motion, but what she ate was easy to eat and difficult to vomit. She reached for it, but there was no movement. She wondered if she had eaten anything strange, such as a centipede. Is there a centipede in the stomach at this time? The centipede is poisonous. The more she thought about it, the more scared she became!

"Ah!!!!!!h

A loud scream came from the small courtyard of the Tian family, and Aunt Tian pointed at Tian Sangsang and Meng Shuyan with her fingers: "You two, you two, if something happens to me, I can't spare you two!" After roaring, she ran with a pale face. It was nothing when she first ate it, but now, her stomach really hurts a little.

"Second aunt, be careful, there is a stone. ”

"Plop" Aunt Tian immediately tripped and fell to the ground, ate a mouthful of ash, staggered up and continued to run.

"Yanyan, quickly throw away the centipede, it's very dangerous!" As soon as the trouble left, Tian Sangsang immediately said to Meng Shuyan in a hurry.

Her son really has quirks, he always likes to catch some bugs, earthworms, centipedes and the like, and he has a calm face. Is this the legendary "fearlessness of the ignorant"? Think of him before he is four years old, and he is indeed still at the age of fearlessness of the ignorant.

"It's okay, Mom. Meng Shuyan grinned: "It doesn't bite, it's talking to me." ”

Tian Sangsang stared at his hand tightly, for fear that he would be bitten. However, the centipede really doesn't seem to bite, and it looks very unaggressive.

Tian Sangsang just regarded it as a child's joke, so he asked, "What is it talking to you?"

Centipede: Is that sunspot really your own mother? and not your stepmother?

Meng Shuyan snorted coldly, his little eyebrows furrowed, and with a flick of his short hand, the poor centipede was thrown into the chicken pen by him. Sensing a dangerous gaze behind him, the centipede turned its head, and a tall hen was eyeing it and opening its mouth wide open.

Centipede: Brother Meng, help!

Meng Shuyan: Don't scream, even if you scream and cut your throat, no one will come to save you.

Centipede: Broken throat, broken throat, broken throat...... Help me......

"It said it was tired and wanted to find a place to sleep. Meng Shuyan walked over, stretched out his hands and hugged Tian Sangsang's calves, and said softly: "Mom, you are the best." ”

After receiving his son's praise, the stuffiness of the lo-mei and mulberry wine being ruined suddenly disappeared, and Tian Sangsang reached out and touched his little furry head. "Son, you're okay too. ”

When Aunt Zhong heard this, she hurried anxiously: "Sangsang, what's wrong, who was screaming just now?"

Tian Sangsang, who was cleaning up the yard, almost laughed, Aunt Zhong's metaphor is really appropriate, isn't it just a ghost scream.

She shrugged: "It's my second aunt, I just came back from town and saw her at my house." ”

"Okay, why did she come to your house?" Seeing the mess on the ground, Aunt Zhong suddenly understood and shook her head: "Your second aunt is notoriously stingy and greedy, she must have heard that you have done some small business to pick up ready-made bargains." When you go out later, lock your house. ”

"I also said, I didn't come before, why did I come here all of a sudden today. ”

"Our family went out today, and I didn't see her enter your house, otherwise I would have stopped you. If she comes again in the future, you will come to me, there are many of us, and I am not afraid of her. ”

"Hmm. Tian Sangsang nodded obediently.

Tian Sangsang cleaned up the yard, and the mulberry wine had been poured out, and it was all disposed of by her. She didn't dare to eat the remaining half of the jar of lo-mei. After all, she was eaten by her second aunt, and I don't know if her second aunt held chopsticks? At the end of the day today, I made 10.12 yuan by selling lo-mei, which is not bad. But it's still a bit difficult to raise money to buy a shop. Wrapping the money in a piece of flower cloth, she didn't feel at ease at the bottom of the bed, so she simply put it in the space.