Chapter 399: I Took Birth Control Pills

In the evening, at the door of Chang'e small hot pot restaurant in Tulou Town, a large group of beauties came, and several luxury cars were parked, including the big yellow peak sports car that sank fish and geese.

The big yellow peak sports car of the sinking fish and wild goose sisters is the most eye-catching, and the big guys have all seen the movie "Transformers", this is a super blockbuster, and they also have a soft spot for the big yellow peak sports car in this blockbuster.

A group of spectators surrounded Da Huang Feng left and right, commenting on this car, which can be said to be in love, and many people posed for selfies and immersed themselves.

The joining ceremony of this group of beauties was originally a joke, and the beauties didn't take it seriously, but as soon as Chang E came back to tell her grandfather, Lao Chang Tou came to tell her real thing.

Lao Changtou prepared incense candles, as well as offerings such as fish heads and three lives, and also made something like a tablet. I don't know where Lao Changtou got this tablet, and it is a portrait of Sun Erniang, the heroine of Liangshanbo.

In front of Sun Erniang's portrait, there is also a blank page of "Jinlan Spectrum", and the table where the tablet is placed is also equipped with red paper, when the beauties arrive, Lao Changtou asks the sisters to write their names and birthdays, as well as the hours, as well as the names of the three generations of their origins and ancestors on the red paper.

When the beauties saw what Lao Changtou had done, and saw the portrait of Sun Erniang, the heroine of Shuibo Liangshan, they couldn't help laughing.

"Grandpa Chang, do you want us to worship sisters, or let us be female bandits!"

"Ahh

Sun Yingying, don't be surprised, these girls are all childlike, don't take it to heart. ”

Lao Changtou's respectful appearance made all the beauties laugh again, and they also wrote their names and birthdays on red paper according to Lao Changtou's explanation.

"Ouch, I forgot what the names of my ancestors were for the last three generations, this genus does not belong to forgetting the ancestors!"

"Get out of the way, our beauties worship Jinlan, what kind of fun are you here to make a scene, your ancestors are Xiong Da and Xiong Er, what do you not remember." ”

Xiong Erwei came over to join in the fun, he also held a piece of red paper to write his name, and was kicked by Wang Shangliang, and was sitting on a wooden stake in front of Chang'e's small hot pot restaurant, so painful that Comrade Xiong Erwei screamed.

As soon as Qiē was ready, Lao Changtou asked all the beauties to burn incense and bow in turn according to their age, and read the oath together.

"Today, the beauties of this country have become Jinlan sisters, and since then they have rescued each other, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, and they help each other in adversity. ”

Then, the beauties kowtowed to each other to show respect, and when they were finished, Lao Changtou brought a big jar.

"Girls, this is the last ritual, that is, you have drunk all this blood. ”

Lao Changtou poured out really chicken blood, and the bowls on the entire table were full, full of a big bowl, and they all suspected that this old Changtou had killed an unknown number of chickens.

"Grandpa Chang, don't scare us, we are all girls who have no power to tie chickens, don't talk about killing chickens, don't even dare to watch killing chickens, how dare you drink this bloody chicken blood." ”

As soon as the beauties saw the bowl full of chicken blood, their scalps were numb, and their backs were also swishing cold, and goosebumps were coming out all over their bodies.

"That's not good, you have to drink it, this is also the most important link, if you don't drink this chicken blood wine, then your righteous marriage to Jinlan is fake."

Besides, you are still a girl who is powerless, you are not a girl who is not afraid of anything, but you are a girl who is not afraid of heaven and earth, this chicken blood wine is a trivial matter for you, so don't pretend to be weak. ”

Before Lao Changtou could speak, Comrade Xiong Erwei, who got up from the stake, spoke again, he was really good at scarring and forgetting the pain, just now he was holding the egg and screaming, and now he jumped into the middle of all the beauties.

"Yes, we don't pretend to be weak, and you just drank this chicken blood for us and made you a manly guy. ”

The beauties couldn't help but say, pressed Comrade Xiong Erwei on the table, poured bowls of chicken blood on the table into his mouth, and propped Xiong Erwei like Xiong Erwei's belly.

"Grandpa Chang, this bear has drunk this chicken blood, so we will treat it as if we have drunk it. ”

Lao Changtou nodded: "Okay, anyway, this is not chicken blood, but the blood of a dead dog, I don't plan to let you drink it, since it was drunk by Xiong Erwei, then it should be drunk by a dog." ”

"Ah, Grandpa Chang, there's no such thing as you, you are the blood of a dead dog, we almost drank it just now. ”

The beauties were also dumbfounded, this old man would also make things happen, and fooled them with the blood of a dead dog, but fortunately he was drunk by Comrade Xiong Erwei.

As soon as Comrade Xiong Erwei heard this, he fainted on the spot.

Today's ceremony, but Comrade Miao Buzheng bears the expense, Comrade Miao Buzheng is late, the rest of the survey team has come early, often short and square, Qu duckweed also came, she is still a role in the sisters' worship, she must come.

There are also several technicians from the engineering department, including two comrades, Li Jingou and Bai Hailiang, as well as people from other departments of the project department, and there are probably more than 20 people.

"Sisters, Brother Feng, don't believe Miao Buzheng, he is a big fool, he said to bear the cost of this meal, that is to say casually, we don't expect him to come. ”

During the period when everyone was waiting for Miao Bu to appear, the members of the survey team often warned the big guy in a short and square inch, and everyone had already heard that this Miao Bu was a big fool, which fooled the survey team and a group of people, and even fooled the breakfast shop owner.

However, hearing is false, seeing is believing, the big guys are just hearsay, they haven't seen it with their own eyes, and they don't believe much in Chang Short and Square Inch.

"It's often short, square inch, Team Leader Miao is a dignified survey team leader, he won't be so tricky, are you misunderstanding others? ”

Everyone asked such questions, and the two surveyors Chang Short and Fang Cun were helpless.

"Sisters, Brother Feng, since you don't believe what we say, then let's just wait and see, and take a look at the fox tail that Miao Bu is exposing. ”

Half an hour after the sisters' ceremony of tying the knot Jinlan, Miao Buzheng's mount, Comrade Sifu's van wrapped in wide tape, appeared on the street.

Getting out of the van, there was not only Miao Buzheng alone, but also two other people, these were two comrades in supervision.

"Sisters, I'm too late, you have to take care of it!"

Miao Buzheng is a cannon-like figure, people are still far away, his voice came to him, and he apologized to the big guy with his fists far away.

"Team Leader Miao, you're late, it doesn't matter if you take care of it or not, the key is to punish three glasses of wine, this is self-punishment. ”

Seeing that Miao Bu was coming, Wang Shangliang said, that Miao Bu was smiling with his eyes sewed.

"Sister Shangliang, just punish three glasses of wine, your brother Miao is taking medicine, you can't drink, wait until you Brother Miao has a happy drink with your sister in the future." ”

"Yes, Brother Miao, you really took the medicine, then next time. ”

Wang Shangliang is also a good talker, as soon as she heard that Miao Bu was taking medicine, she didn't ask back anymore, but Fang Cun, who was not far from her, kicked her, and she didn't understand what was going on.

"Fang Cun, why are you kicking this girl's feet, don't mess with these small movements, are you kicking the wrong person, are you going to kick Qu duckweed." ”

Wang Shangliang is a big grinning person, she doesn't have so many hearts, and she can say whatever comes to mind.

Fang Cun blushed when he was talked, and squeezed Wang Shangliang with his eyes, including Qu Duckweed, who was sitting next to him, was also very shy, and lowered his head and didn't dare to speak.

"Ouch, Fang Cun, you're still a big man, can you be generous, what are you doing to make some women's movements, what are you squeezing your eyes for, what do you want to express to Qu duckweed, just stand up and say it generously!"

Fang Cun's actions made Wang Shangliang impatient, and the other party was angry, scolding him for not being a man, Comrade Fang Cun's face couldn't be hung up, and he stood up and shouted at Wang Shangliang.

"Wang Shangliang, why don't you understand, what I mean is to ask you what kind of medicine Miao Buzheng is taking, why can't he drink, every time he drinks alcohol, he says that he wants to take medicine, what incurable disease does he have, he has been taking medicine!"

Comrade Fang Cun roared almost hoarsely, this voice was surprisingly loud, and he had never seen Comrade Fang Cun roar hoarsely like this, as if he had been very wronged.

Wang Shangliang looked at Fang Cun in a daze, and everyone looked at Comrade Fang Cun, and then looked at Miao Buzheng together.

"Hello everyone, everyone has arrived, I'm Miao Buzheng is a step late, so you have been waiting for a long time, why am I a step late, it's because I went to pick up these two supervising bosses.

Let me introduce to the big guys, these two supervision bosses, this is Mr. Tu, this is Mr. Yue, we welcome these two supervision bosses. ”

When the eyes of the big guy looked at the leader of Miao Buzheng, the leader of Miao Buzheng immediately shifted his gaze, and introduced the two people he brought with the big guy with a smile, which were the two supervising comrades.

The two supervisory comrades were also about to stand up and introduce themselves, but before they could stand up, Comrade Fang Cun became furious again, pointing at the two supervisory comrades and saying in a stiff tone.

"Mr. Tu, Mr. Yue, you give me a good seat and wait for me to introduce you to the big guy, I have something important to ask Wang Shangliang at this time." ”

"Wang Shangliang, why don't you ask Miao Buzheng again, why does he take medicine every day, what kind of medicine does he take, you ask him again, ask again!"

Fang Cun was in the car, and Wang Shangliang was chasing after him, but Wang Shangliang was a little angry, and in front of so many people, he was chased by Fang Cun and asked.

"Fang Cun, what medicine did you take today, why did you keep driving this girl, what medicine did Team Leader Miao take, and he has a dime relationship with this girl, he just takes birth control pills, and this girl can't care about it, why don't you ask if you have the ability, I think you have to take medicine." ”

What kind of person is Wang Shangliang, that is a hot-tempered person, she just lit it, she stood up like Hedong roared, Fang Cun was stunned, and almost ran away.

"Sister Shangliang, you are so powerful, you guessed right at once, the team leader just took the contraceptive pill. ”

Wang Shangliang scolded Fang Cun, Miao Bu was gloating, and praised Wang Shangliang with a thumbs up.