He Xiangdong continued: "If you want to say that you are really rich, you are really rich, I have never seen such a rich person. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info But your father also has a regret. ”

Xue Guo knew that he was going to live, so he hurriedly picked up: "What regret?"

He Xiangdong said: "Your father, there is no son." ”

"No son, where did I get from?" Xue Guo was anxious.

He Xiangdong explained: "I didn't have a son before I didn't have you. ”

Xue Guo said: "This is not nonsense, I didn't have a son before me." ”

He Xiangdong didn't care about Xue Guo's reaction, twisted his body, and used the figure of a Peking Opera veteran, with his hands on his long hair, he had also sung in class before, and he directly changed his costume to sing, and now he is very stylish.

The audience looked at He Xiangdong's figure and thought it was very interesting, Xue Guo on the stage was really taken aback, he knew that He Xiangdong's singing skills were very good, but he didn't expect him to really be able to use his singing figure, so he could go directly to the stage after changing his clothes.

There are many people among cross talk actors who love to sing, but there are very few who can really sing on stage. At this moment, Xue Guo remembered more details, including He Xiangdong's posture of picking up his coat and robe, and the steps of walking with the outer figure, including the round and rhyming voice, this person has this shadow when he talks and walks in life, and he usually doesn't care too much, which is really surprising when he thinks about it.

It seems that this person's kung fu is far deeper than he imagined, Xue Guo was secretly surprised, he and He Xiangdongzhi have seen each other twice, but he just feels that he is in love, and he doesn't know much about He Xiangdong's past experience, but he is much more interested now.

Where did this come from?

He Xiangdong stroked his long hair, beat his chest and said, "Miss me Wang Chrysanthemum......"

Although Xue Guo thought a lot at this moment, as a professional cross talk actor, he didn't get distracted, but caught the words steadily and didn't fall to the ground: "Wait a minute, my father is not surnamed Wang, his surname is Xue." ”

He Xiangdong was as good as a stream, and continued to beat his chest: "Miss me Xue Juhua......"

Xue Guo scolded: "How can there be a big man called Chrysanthemum?"

He Xiangdong continued to be good: "I miss my Xue dog's tail and ......"

Xue Guo hurriedly said: "Okay, it's okay, it's still called Xue Juhua, it's a personal name anyway." ”

After this short paragraph, the laughter of the audience never stopped. This is called three flips and four shakes in cross talk, it is just this one thing and it turns up one by one, and the laughter is very fruitful.

He Xiangdong said: "I think I, Xue Juhua, is lacking some virtue, and I don't have a son." You see that everyone is full of children and grandchildren, why do I have no children and no daughters? ”

"It's sad here. ”

He Xiangdong didn't learn from the old man anymore, and continued: "At this time, your maid saw it, this big family has a maid, and then this maid went to the backyard to find your mother." ”

Xue Guo responded: "Oh." ”

"Then your mother went to the front hall to look for your father, and when she saw her, she said, 'You used to be happy, but what is the matter today?

Xue Guo also responded: "Yes, you have to ask." ”

He Xiangdong continued to learn from the old man: "I want to be rich and rich all my life, but I still have no descendants when I am old, madam, let me ask you have given birth to a son for me over the years?"

Xue Guo said: "No. ”

"Is it to raise a daughter?"

"Nope. ”

He Xiangdong said sadly: "No children and no daughters, what do I want you to do." ”

"Hey, here's the thing. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Your mother also explained, you can't blame me alone for having no children and no daughters, you have to be responsible, I don't have enough to feed at home." ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo was surprised.

He Xiangdong explained: "There is no shortage of kittens and puppies. ”

"Okay, let's make it clear. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Your father also makes sense when he hears it, and then your father burns incense in the East Temple and makes offerings in the West Temple for you." ”

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, it's for me." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Your mother is even more difficult for you, and she also visited the four famous mountains. ”

"What are the four famous mountains you've been to for me?"

He Xiangdong said: "I've been to Tai'an Mountain for you." ”

"For me. ”

"I've been to Wutai Mountain for you. ”

"For me. ”

"I've been to Jiuhua Mountain for you. ”

"For me. ”

"I've been to Huaguo Mountain for you. ”

"Ahh Xue Guo was stunned.

He Xiangdong continued: "Finally, I went to Miaofeng Mountain in western Beijing for you, and the temple gate was opened on April 28, and your mother wanted to go up the mountain to beg the old lady to send her a child." ”

Xue Guo said: "Eh, there is." ”

He Xiangdong looked at the audience and said: "This is all superstition among the elderly, if you want to get a red rope to tie the doll, this tie and take it home means that you have a child." ”

"Yes. ”

He Xiangdong said: "This mother begs for her son's heart, she wants to burn a stick of incense, she went to Miaofeng Mountain early this morning, and your father ordered someone to close the mountain and forbid the road, and only allow your mother to go up alone." It's not easy for your mother, she knelt and kowtowed, and went up to Miaofeng Mountain with blood and tears step by step. ”

"Well, it's not easy. ”

He Xiangdong said: "After going up to the mountain, your mother was burning incense and praying. ”

Xue Guo asked, "How do you pray?"

He Xiangdong folded his hands and prayed: "The old lady is above, and the little woman Yemen Chicken is below......"

"You fuck pheasant. Xue Guo erupted angrily, and the audience burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong hurriedly changed: "The old lady is on top, and the little woman is missing the Mende clan on the bottom......"

"Your mother lacks virtue. ”

He Xiangdong changed again: "The old lady is above, and the little woman Xue Men is below, this is always okay." ”

"It's okay. Xue Guo could only settle down.

He Xiangdong said: "Xue Men is here, please reward us with a son and a half daughter, and I will rebuild the temple for you in the New Year, and then shape the golden body." When he had finished praying, he kowtowed three more times and pulled out a red rope. ”

Xue Guo said: "This is going to tie the doll." ”

He Xiangdong pinched the rope with his hand and gestured there: "This old lady has a doll in her arms." ”

"Leash. ”

"Your mother doesn't dare to tie it, this is the real dragon emperor. ”

"Oh. ”

He Xiangdong said again: "I don't dare to tie it up." ”

"What's the matter. ”

"I'm afraid that when you grow up, climb the ladder and climb it, it's dangerous. I don't dare to tie it down here. ”

"So what. ”

"I'm afraid that when you grow up, there will be floods, and it will be dangerous. ”

"It's all for me. ”

He Xiangdong said: "In the end, your mother found four little people under the offering table, and one of them was you. ”

Xue Guo also smiled and asked, "Who are the rest?"

He Xiangdong said: "Andy Lau, Aaron Kwok, Jacky Cheung, and you." ”

Xue Guo was taken aback: "Hey, these four heavenly kings." ”

He Xiangdong said: "These four people are playing poker, and in the end, your mother tied the red rope to you, this old lady is a true spirit, and your mother's belly will be big when you go back." ”

"Hey, that's nice. ”

He Xiangdong sighed: "After conceiving you, your mother is really not easy, I don't dare to go to a high place." ”

"What's wrong?"

"I'm afraid you'll be pulling. ”

"I don't dare to pick up any money on the ground. ”

"What's going on?"

"I'm afraid you'll be in the nest. ”

He Xiangdong said: "I don't even dare to fart." ”

Xue Guo asked, "Why is this?"

He Xiangdong said: "This is for fear of shaking you out." ”

Xue Guo pushed him: "I'll yours." ”

ps:Tomorrow's update is at twelve o'clock at noon.,It's more after twelve o'clock.,Remember it's noon.,I'll break out.,Guaranteed five more.,I'll try to write a little more.,The main thing is that I'm just two chapters in the manuscript.。 I'll do my best, everyone has a lot of support, I've done my best, and the next success or failure depends on you, thank you!