"Ding, take the road to sign in to the pedometer system, the binding is successful!"

Without warning, a voice sounded in his head, waking up Tang Seng from his sleep.

Speaking of his name, Tang Seng was very depressed, because his father's surname was Tang and he also believed in Buddhism, so he named him "Tang Seng".

Because of this name, he was teased by his playmates as a child, by his classmates when he was at school, and by his colleagues after work.

Now that the voice suddenly appeared in his mind, Tang Seng thought that his colleague was joking with him.

He rubbed his hungover-wrenched head and sat up with a frown.

"Your Majesty Taizong, the holy monk, he's awake!" suddenly a male duck said loudly beside him.

"Who's it? noisy, noisy, and won't let people sleep?"

Tang Seng looked over with an unhappy face, and saw a man dressed like an ancient eunuch looking at him in surprise.

And next to him, there is also a man who is dressed like an ancient emperor, not to mention, dressed like a real person-

That majestic temperament, even if you just stand there casually, has a feeling of not being angry and arrogant.

"Holy monk, it's me......" The eunuch sneered when he heard this.

As a result, Tang Seng pushed the eunuch away: "Sheng, you are paralyzed, the filming actually came to Lao Tzu, did you give me money?

He spun around, but couldn't find the camera.

And there are people in ancient costumes all around, including women who look like ancient palace maids, and soldiers who are armed with swords and spears.

In the rear, there was a very magnificent and tall city wall, which made him stunned.

The eunuch was pushed and staggered, especially Tang Seng's words, which made him confused, and he had to look at the man dressed in front of him: "Your Majesty ......"

The sassy bag man looked guilty at this time, and greeted him and said: "Brother Xian, don't blame, I don't know that you don't drink a drop of wine, and you almost get drunk to death with a glass of practice wine......"

"Drunk? wait, don't talk yet...... Where is this?"

Tang Seng always felt that something was wrong, he looked at the sao bao man suddenly, and then at a white horse not far away, and the next moment he was shocked: ", I won't be crossing, right?"

Because he thought of the voice in his head just now, could it be crossing welfare?

"Brother Xian, what are you talking about?"

Sao Bao Nan, that is, Emperor Taizong, couldn't help but worry when he saw Tang Seng behaving like this, and frowned and looked at an old man standing respectfully behind him: "Imperial Doctor, is Brother Xian okay?"

"Taizong rest assured, the holy monk is fine, but he may be a little drunk and unconscious. The Imperial Physician hurriedly replied.

At the same time, Tang Seng found that many memories suddenly appeared in his mind, just like a person who had just woken up slowly remembered everything before going to sleep, remembered who he was, and then remembered why he was here.

After quickly sorting out the information in his mind, Tang Seng figured out the cause and effect.

It turned out that he had really crossed over, and he had traveled to the Tang Dynasty in the Westward Journey, and it was just when Tang Sanzang was ready to learn the scriptures.

And Tang Sanzang has been given by Guanyin brocade robe and nine-ring tin staff, etc., everything is ready, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty personally sent Tang Sanzang outside the city, prepared horses, and personally sent practice wine.

Then an accident appeared, Tang San, who was in his original body, was overwhelmed by alcohol, and was drunk to death by a glass of wine, and was possessed by him.

"I rely on ......"

Tang Seng, who figured out everything, burst into foul language again: "So, I really became a Tang Seng?" God, I don't want it......

Thinking of the endless demons and monsters that might appear on the way to the west, Tang Seng's scalp was numb.

"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

Emperor Taizong saw that Tang Seng was still talking crazy, and asked with a slight frown.

Tang Seng came back to his senses and hurriedly looked at Emperor Taizong: "Brother, can I not go and learn the scriptures?"

This has just crossed over, and I am going to learn the scriptures, and the road to learn the scriptures is full of tribulations, how can I enjoy happiness in the imperial city of the Tang Dynasty?

Tang Seng is not a masochist.

Emperor Taizong was very puzzled by Tang Seng's title, and why was the tone of his speech so strange?

However, thinking that Brother Xian was drunk just now, he didn't think much about it, but smiled gently: "Brother Xian is joking, right? ”

As he spoke, he saw Emperor Taizong beckoning, and immediately a minister brought a white horse and a bag of things.

"I have already prepared the entanglement and customs clearance paperwork for you on the road, while it is still early, the virtuous brother should go on the road as soon as possible. Emperor Taizong said.

When Tang Seng heard this, he opened the bag and saw that there were many fist-sized golden golds inside, dazzling him: ", is this gold? Are you sure it's not a prop?"

As he spoke, he picked one up and bit it gently, almost breaking his teeth.

Emperor Taizong was stunned when he looked at it from the side, why was this virtuous brother's performance so strange?

"This is for me?" Tang Seng looked at Emperor Taizong in surprise.

"Yes, this hundred taels of gold, although it is not much, but it can be entangled on the road of the virtuous brother, and there are many difficulties on the way to learn the scriptures, so take care of the virtuous brother. Emperor Taizong said with a smile.

Hearing 'there are many difficulties on the way to learn scriptures', Tang Seng's face immediately fell again, and he sneered: "I'm afraid I can't handle such a big thing as learning scriptures, why don't you let someone else go?"

Emperor Taizong's face sank: "Don't laugh at the virtuous brother, you have no jokes!"

"Are you really going?" Tang Seng frowned.

"Really going to go. "Emperor Taizong is sure.

"Can't you discuss it?" Tang Seng pleaded.

"There is no need to discuss, the virtuous brother is the person hand-picked by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and no one can replace him. Emperor Taizong said with a serious face: "Okay, Brother Xian, let's get on the horse." ”

Tang Seng glanced at Emperor Taizong with a resentful face, then took the burden and the nine-ring tin staff, and walked towards the white horse step by step.

Coming to the side of the white horse and fixing the burden on the saddle, Tang Seng couldn't help but say, "It's really not negotiable?"

"Brother Xian, you don't have any jokes!" Emperor Taizong said solemnly.

Nima!

Tang Seng was annoyed in his heart, turned over on the horse's back, grabbed the horse's reins and shook it to find a feeling, so as not to fall off.

Suddenly, Emperor Taizong asked, "Brother Xian, when will you be able to return?"

"You are stupid, of course you will come back after taking the scriptures!" Tang Seng said angrily, but he was thinking in his heart, Lao Tzu would not come back and talk about it when the time came.

Emperor Taizong was stunned for a moment, a trace of anger flashed in his eyes, this guy is becoming more and more presumptuous, do you really think that if you become a person hand-picked by Guanyin, I can't do anything to you?

But he finally endured it, smiled slightly, and said again: "Brother Xian, do you have anything else to say?"

When Tang Seng heard this, he took a deep breath and said with a serious face: "The grass is special, there is no place to keep a master here, there is a place to keep a master! Is the emperor great? A turtle son, you wait for Lao Tzu!!"

"Drive!"

After speaking, he kicked the horse's belly, and the white horse rushed out with his hooves raised, and he rode out of the dust.

Emperor Taizong was dumbfounded, and then he was furious: "Dare to scold me, give me back...... Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!!"

"Your Majesty is angry, Guanyin Bodhisattva said that he must not ...... the way to learn the scriptures"

"Your Majesty is angry, the holy monk must be drunk......"

Several ministers hurriedly grabbed Emperor Taizong, and then ordered the soldiers who were also stunned in the rear: "What are you still doing in a daze, grab him and beat him to make Your Majesty angry......"