Chapter 720: Wipe Your Ass with Your Shirt
Gao Feng thought that Wang Shangliang was talking in his dreams, when he used to carry his sister on his back, his sister Gao Yan often lay on his back and talked in his dreams.
Gao Feng's mother told herself that once someone says something in a dream, don't wake up the person in the dream, what this person says, you follow him.
Whenever my sister lies on her back and says a dream story, Gao Feng follows her sister's words, and people have dreams when they think about it.
Moreover, when my sister is talking in her dreams, she will ask Gao Feng many times if she agrees, and if Gao Feng doesn't go along with it, she will keep asking herself, so whenever Gao Feng says this, he naturally follows his sister, which is also a feedback to his sister's good wishes.
Gao Feng also thinks that this is a white lie, and a white lie is also beautiful, maybe it can have a magical effect, the most important thing is to meet the wishes of his sister at that time, so that his sister can get a perfect satisfaction.
When Wang Shangliang also appeared in the situation of his sister Gao Yan, Gao Feng didn't think much about it, he followed Wang Shangliang's meaning and continued, he felt that since he regarded Wang Shangliang as a sister, he couldn't bear to disobey a girl who talked in her dreams, otherwise this girl would be like a sister to ask.
Sure enough, Wang Shangliang is the same as Gao Feng's sister Gao Yan, she has been asking several times, she is waiting for Gao Feng's answer, if Gao Feng doesn't answer her, this girl will keep asking in her dreams, how can Gao Feng bear to go against a girl's good wishes like this.
Gao Feng answered Wang Shangliang's question without thinking: "Shangliang, I am willing to carry you on my back like this, even if it is hunched over, or my hair is like snow, even if my eyes are presbyopia, or Alzheimer's, I am willing to carry you all the time, whether it is ten kilometers of railroad tracks, or 100 kilometers, or even 1,000 kilometers of railroad tracks, I am willing to carry her all the time." ”
Gao Feng's answer is not a gorgeous oath, but it is also the most sincere and touching oath, this simple and unpretentious oath will move countless girls, of course, including this Wang Shangliang girl lying on Gao Feng's back.
"Gao Feng, are you telling the truth, can you really carry me on your back like this, even if it is as white as snow, even if it is dizzy with old eyes, even if it is a hundred kilometers or a thousand kilometers, you will not give up?"
Wang Shangliang lay on Gao Feng's back and asked again, and Gao Feng replied affectionately again, the two of you come and go, just like reciting poetry, reciting as many as six times.
Gao Feng felt that this Wang Shangliang was really the same as his sister, that is, if she asked six or seven times, she would be satisfied, and she would feel at ease, is it true that every girl is like this, they have to be at ease by constantly getting answers, is this also the so-called sense of security?
Wang Shangliang kept asking, and Gao Feng replied tirelessly, he didn't want to go against this girl's mood.
"Okay, Gao Feng, you have to talk the talk, you won't be fooled, right? ”
After asking six times, Wang Shangliang asked again, and Gao Feng replied again: "Shangliang, of course I am a good talker, I will not deceive you." ”
"Okay, since you won't deceive me, and you have sworn to me, then you can sign this note, I can't believe you, this girl is afraid that you will turn your back and regret it." ”
This time, before Gao Feng could finish answering, the girl Wang Shangliang on his back woke up, and at the same time handed him a note.
"I'll go, Wang Shangliang, you've been pretending to be asleep, you're actually talking about fake dreams!"
When Gao Feng saw Wang Shangliang handing over the note, Gao Feng suddenly realized that this Wang Shangliang girl was clearly not asleep, she didn't talk in her dreams, she kept her eyes closed and pretended to sleep.
"Hmph, this girl is asleep, this girl is also talking in a dream, but this girl woke up just now, anyway, you just promised this girl, then you have to speak, you sign this word, I am afraid that you will go back on your word, Bi Yue said, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world, than believe in your broken mouth, so I Wang Shangliang only believes in this black and white letter. ”
Don't look at Wang Shangliang's usual big grin, this girl has a heart, just for her performance just now, that is a girl with a heart, she also pretends to be very realistic, and it is easy to deceive Gao Feng.
Of course, Wang Shangliang's feelings are really not adulterated, otherwise she would not pretend to be so realistic, at that moment she was also revealing her true feelings, the moment Gao Feng agreed to her, this girl was also moved like a rabbit, tears were also rolling in her eyes, and she suddenly had a kind of love to be loved.
"Hehe, Shangliang, I was just a kind of kindness, you should understand, that's a kind of kindness, I used to answer my sister's dream words, and I also answered with kindness. ”
Gao Feng has also understood it now, his naughty sister should have pretended to be asleep like Wang Shangliang, and those dream words were also said while pretending to be asleep, otherwise she wouldn't keep asking about the results and always have to get Gao Feng's affirmation.
It seems that in this world, women's psychology has the same thing, they all want to be protected, they want to get constant affirmative answers, so that their weak hearts can be stable, like a small boat, they want to always dock in a warm harbor, and they need to have a sense of security all the time.
When I was young, Gao Feng was my sister's safe harbor, and when I grew up, my sister's safe harbor would be transferred.
And now Miss Wang Shangliang longs for the peak to be her safe harbor, she hopes that the peak will protect her like a bird, shelter her from the wind and rain, and hold up a piece of sky for her, this sky is still a blue sky, not a day full of haze, or a sky full of poplar fluffs.
"Gao Feng, you have to talk and count, you are in the eyes of my king Shangliang, you are my blue sky, not the hazy sky, not the sky flying in the sky, you have promised me just now, I don't care if you are good or malicious, you have to sign, as a man, you can't play tricks." ”
Gao Feng has a black line, he fell into the hands of Wang Shangliang, and was caught by this girl, then she will not give up.
"Shangliang, listen to me, I'm really a kind of kindness, think about it, this can only be goodwill, no one can do this, who can carry a person weighing more than 120 pounds to walk ten kilometers on the railroad tracks, not even a kilometer to walk the ball, let alone ten kilometers, let alone a hundred kilometers or a thousand kilometers, this is unrealistic. ”
"Gao Feng, don't give this girl this reason, this girl only knows that men dare to be daring, since you have sworn to it, you should realize this wish, you should not be afraid to sign this word. ”
Gao Feng's explanation was very pale and weak, and Miss Wang Shangliang would not give up this opportunity easily, so she raised her face and asked Gao Feng to sign on the spot.
"Shangliang, do you really want to sign, you don't need to sign it. ”
Wang Shangliang wrenched his face: "You must sign, you must sign, you must sign." ”
Gao Feng felt that this Wang Shangliang was scheming, and this girl was holding a pen and paper, this was not premeditated.
"Okay, since you said that one person does things and one person is responsible, since I said so, then I will sign the word, isn't it just signing, what's the big deal. ”
Gao Feng took the note prepared by Wang Shangliang, signed it, and handed it to Wang Shangliang, Wang Shangliang was very happy, and stuffed it into his pocket without looking at it, she was so happy that she hugged Gao Feng's neck and kissed him more than a dozen times on the ears and eyes.
"Gao Feng, you are so good, I am so happy, I love you so much!"
"Oops, hey, Gaofeng, I can't do it, I can't do it!"
Wang Shangliang was very happy and sad, and after she kissed the peak, she was so uncomfortable that she screamed.
"Shangliang, what's wrong with you, why can't you do it, then I'll send you to the hospital, you must hold on, I must find a way to save you, you will be fine." ”
Gao Feng was afraid that Wang Shangliang was really happy and sad, which caused a violent reaction in physiology, so that she couldn't bear it, so he ran desperately with Wang Shangliang on his back.
"Oops, oops, I can't do it, I really can't do it. ”
The more Wang Shangliang shouted, the faster Gao Feng ran, he was almost like flying, and he was really anxious.
"Shangliang, you must hold on, you must grit your teeth, I promise you to keep reciting, even if it is ten kilometers, 100 kilometers or 1,000 kilometers, it will not be fake, as long as you hold on. ”
Now, Gao Feng wants to try his best to comfort Wang Shangliang, he wants to let this girl grit her teeth and get through, he doesn't want to see such a young girl have three long and two short, this beautiful life has just begun.
"Oh, Gao Feng, don't run, the faster you run, the more uncomfortable I will be, if you go down, this girl will really not be able to do it, this girl is in a hurry to poop." ”
Gao Feng walked like a fly, and Wang Shangliang on his back was so jolted that he couldn't hold on anymore, and she asked Gao Feng to stop quickly.
"I'll go, Wang Shangliang, why didn't you say it earlier, I thought you were seriously ill, it turns out that you are going to poop." ”
Gao Feng hurriedly put Wang Shangliang down, and while putting down the girl, Gao Feng also asked.
"Shangliang, you're okay, you won't miss it. ”
"Gao Feng, you are such a stupid pig, if you continue to turn it upside down like this, this girl will really miss it. ”
Wang Shangliang's stomach was not very good in the morning, and it was also because she had a bad stomach that she found out that Sunflower was looking for her mother.
"Shangliang, what should I do if there is no toilet in this place?"
Around the railroad tracks, there was not a single toilet found, and Gao Feng didn't know how this girl solved it, so Wang Shangliang squatted on the track and pulled Gao Feng.
"Gao Feng, it doesn't matter if you don't have a toilet, this girl will pull to the rails, you haven't been on the train, the slow trains are pulled on the tracks, sometimes when the train passes, there is a floating face, you just need to block the point. ”
Gao Feng turned his face around and asked Wang Shangliang to squat on the railroad tracks, and after three minutes, Wang Shangliang shouted.
"Gao Feng, I forgot to bring paper, what can I do?"
As soon as Gao Feng touched his pocket, he also found that he didn't have any paper, so Wang Shangliang said to Gao Feng.
"Gao Feng, you swore to me just now, then you can make a contribution now, take off your shirt, and let this girl wipe her ass. ”
Gao Feng weighed it for a while, he still took off his shirt and handed it to Miss Wang Shangliang, after Miss Wang Shangliang was done, she lay on Gao Feng's shirtless back, and wiped her nose with a heart-to-heart napkin in her hand, and the unique fragrance of the napkin came to her nose.
"I'll go, Wang Shangliang, didn't you just say that you didn't bring paper, why are you holding a napkin in your hand now!"
Smelling the unique fragrance of heart-to-heart napkins, Gao Feng screamed angrily.