Chapter 12: Abduction

He Xiangdong shrugged indifferently, although he had never gone to school, his knowledge was definitely much deeper than that of these elementary school students. An artist's belly is a grocery store, you have to understand everything, you have to know everything, especially cross talk actors, the knowledge in your stomach must not be shallow.

The eight screens in the traditional cross talk talk talk about history, the crooked criticism of the Three Kingdoms talks about literature, the geographical map talks about geography, the opera miscellaneous talks about opera, and the Five Red Doctrine talks about philosophy...... This knowledge is shallow, but you can't come to it, and you can't act out of shape, and you can't act like a god.

At the end of the Qing Dynasty, cross talk was divided into Qingmen and Hunmen, Qingmen was the children of the Eight Banners who took the flag salary and did not produce anything, that is, the so-called flag ticket holders, these people have a relatively high level of knowledge, and the usual performances are also performed in the mansions of various dignitaries and nobles, not for money, just for friendship and hobbies, so the cultural content in the cross talk is a little higher, and there are many works of choking.

Hunmen refers to those cross talk artists from the market, performing in the open air, the cultural level of the artists is not high, and the audience is the same, so their cross talk meat and vegetarian are not taboo, salty and light.

In the second year of the Republic of China, after the government of the Republic of China cut off the salary of the children of the Eight Banners, these people had no way to eat. Interested readers can look through the genealogy of several generations in the music industry, Liyuan Xing, and various old craft shops in old Beijing, and you can see these children of the Eight Banners.

In order to broaden He Xiangdong's drama path, Fang Wenqi usually has very strict requirements for He Xiangdong, and he must spend a period of time every day supplementing his literary knowledge, and he also learns martial arts, poetry, and Beijing reviews Huang Bangzi, and all kinds of operas have not fallen behind.

So don't look at He Xiangdong as just a little kid, he understands a lot of things.

The little fat man Shi Lei saw that he had nothing to show off, scratched his head and looked at He Xiangdong, then at Tian Jiani, and finally grabbed a handful of candy from his pocket and said, "You two play with me, I'll give you candy to eat." ”

He Xiangdong was also generous, took the candy directly from Shi Lei's hand, and said, "Okay, let's talk about what to play." ”

The little fat man thought about it very seriously and said, "I don't know, whatever you say, I can do it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's it, let's play fart and collapse the pit, see this sand field, let's fart and collapse it, and see who has the big hole." ”

Tian Jiani covered her face and collapsed.

The little fat man thought for a while and said, "It seems to be fun, then do I have to take off my pants, the pit that collapses after taking off my pants is relatively big." ”

As he spoke, the little fat man began to take off his pants.

"Ah......" Tian Jiani let out a terrible scream and hurriedly ran away.

He Xiangdong hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, this kid was sincere: "Oh, brother, do I call you brother, are you really taking it off?"

The little fat man still wondered: "Take it off, if you don't take it off, it's not a big hole, don't stop me." ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly said: "Ouch, brother, brother, you won, you won, okay?"

The little fat man looked confused: "This is winning, wow, it's so easy." Then he cheered.

He Xiangdong and Tian Jiani looked at each other, this child is incurable.

The little fat man was very excited, the fat on his face trembled, and he said, "It's really interesting to play with you, what are we going to play next?"

He Xiangdong felt distressed when he thought of the big elbow last night, and now seeing how this stupid little fat man with a lot of money could let go, he immediately changed to a mysterious look: "Have you ever heard of the world's unparalleled called Huaji?"

The little fat man looked dazed and said, "No." ”

He Xiangdong covered his heart, made a heartache-stricken look, his face was full of hatred that iron could not be made of steel, as if the little fat man didn't know what a big sin it was to call Huaji, and said sadly: "How can you not know." ”

The little fat man was startled and said dumbfoundedly, "I...... I...... I really don't know. ”

Tian Jiani looked at the two living treasures speechlessly.

He Xiangdong covered his head with his hands, sighed and said: "In vain, you are the eldest young master of the Shi family, you are well-informed, and you have never even eaten the unparalleled flower chicken, you, alas, ......"

Only then did the little fat man come to his senses, and suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be a chicken, what did I eat, hey, what did I think." ”

He Xiangdong stopped and asked, "Chicken? Do you think this is an ordinary chicken? ”

The little fat man still didn't understand and asked, "What's so powerful about this?"

"What's the deal, huh, I'm telling you it's a big deal. He Xiangdong slapped his thigh and said, "Let me tell me, listen, I was thinking that at the beginning, there was a reckless person in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty." Since the Taoyuan uprising, the uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei Xuande, and his family lives in Dashu Lousang. The second brother's surname is Guan Mingyu Ziyunchang, and he lives in Xie Liang County, Puzhou, Shanxi. The third brother's surname is Zhang Feizi Yide, and he lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The follow-up fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Mingyun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, Zhending Prefecture, won a hundred battles, and was later named the general of Changsheng......"

He Xiangdong made a move, it was called an eyebrow dance, and he was very devoted. Tian Jiani, who was on the side, was dumbfounded when she heard this, this is a reckless person in the eight screens, and she usually listens to He Xiangdong practice this in the early morning, but what does this have to do with being called a flower chicken.

It's a pity that the little fat man Shi Lei hasn't heard of it, this kid is looking at He Xiangdong blankly with his mouth grown, looking unclear.

"Cao Cao hurriedly sent an order: 'Order out of the mountain to shake, the three armies listen clearly, I want to live Zhao Yun, not die Zilong. If a soldier and a general injure the life of General Zhao, 830,000 horses and 51 generals will fight with him. When the generals heard this, they did not dare to advance, but to retreat. Speaking of this, He Xiangdong was stunned, looked at Shi Lei and asked, "Do you know why this Cao Cao didn't let his army come forward?"

"I don't know. The little fat man shook his head blankly.

He Xiangdong said seriously: "Because this Zhao Zilong has a treasure on his body, Cao Cao is afraid of hurting that treasure." ”

The little fat man asked curiously, "What treasure?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "It is the unparalleled called the flower chicken." ”

"Poof. Tian Jiani burst out laughing.

He Xiangdong ignored her.

The little fat man looked surprised: "It's so powerful." ”

"Of course, it's a pity, this unparalleled practice of calling the flower chicken was lost later, and now it has been passed down. He Xiangdong gave a thumbs up and pointed at himself, looking proud.

The little fat man swallowed his saliva and said, "Is this thing that delicious?"

He Xiangdong said: "Isn't this nonsense, it's not good to eat Cao Cao, so as to send a million soldiers and horses to rob it." Let's put it this way, you are eating the unparalleled flower chicken here, and you are shooting your father on the other side, and you are not distressed at all. ”

"Is there anything to say?" Tian Jiani rolled her eyes.

The little fat man was shocked: "My God, it's really so delicious." ”

The child was incurable, and Tian Jiani rolled her eyes again.

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, it's a pity, there is no chicken now, otherwise you will definitely be allowed to taste this unparalleled flower chicken, tsk, I guarantee that you will not forget this taste for three lifetimes." ”

"I have chickens at home, my grandmother celebrated her birthday yesterday, and I bought a lot of chickens at home, and there are several that I didn't do after slaughtering, I'll get them for you." "The little fat man is very positive.

He Xiangdong said: "It's not appropriate to take your things." ”

"There's nothing inappropriate, I'll go back and get it, you wait for me." "This little fat man is still an impatient, and he runs fast.

Tian Jiani looked at He Xiangdong with disdain. He Xiangdong looked up at the sky and said: "The four lessons of cross talk are abducted and deceived." ”