Chapter 633: My Shemale Will Prove It for You
Gao Feng asked Xiong Erwei to take out the voice recorder, Xiong Erwei instantly took out the voice recorder from his pocket, held it up in front of Bai Trading, and yelled at him very proudly. Romance debuts
"White deal, our Commission for Discipline Inspection is not a vegetarian, this is a weapon we carry with us, so you can recruit it quickly." ”
When Gao Feng asked Xiong Erwei to take out the voice recorder, Bai Trading's body trembled, and he said tremblingly.
"Comrades of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, I know that you are prepared, and your voice recorders are also brought with you. ”
Seeing the three things of the white transaction, the second brother Xiong was even more proud, and deliberately held up the voice recorder in front of the white transaction.
"White deal, this is the belongings that our comrades in the work of the Commission for Discipline Inspection must bring when they come out, you know how powerful our Commission for Discipline Inspection is, you should quickly confess and be lenient, and confess all the facts of your crime. ”
Comrade Xiong Erwei shook the recorder and shook his head in front of Bai Trading, just like dancing a square dance, and humming the song of the Divine Comedy "Five Rings" in his mouth.
"Five rings, you are one ring less than the fourth ring, you are one more ring than the sixth ring. ”
Listening to Xiong Erwei singing, you can know that he is too good at addition and subtraction within ten, and the fifth ring can be one less than the fourth ring, and one more ring than the sixth ring, he is four, five, and six can't figure out who is bigger.
"Comrade Commission for Discipline Inspection, can I ask a question?"
He asked the comrades of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection another question, and Gao Feng replied impatiently.
"White deal, if there is a fart, let it go, and if there is no fart, retreat.
White deal, you're not fit to be a town secretary, you're fit to be a reporter, and you have to ask a question at every turn. ”
Bai Trading's character is really suitable for being a reporter, he has a lot of questions, and he has to ask questions to these comrades of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection all the time.
"Comrade of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, it's not that I have more problems, but that you have more problems, for example, the voice recorder in the hand of this comrade of the Commission for Discipline Inspection has a bit of a problem, how do I look at it like a carrot, do you like to use carrots as a voice recorder?"
Bai Deal is not wrong, it's really not that there are many problems with himself, but that there are many problems with these comrades from the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, Xiong Erwei raised the recorder in front of Bai Trading, how does Bai Deal look like a carrot.
"Hey, white deal, you don't understand, this is a new voice recorder, this is also called a carrot voice recorder, this is also the same as your little demon requirements, this is the latest voice recorder. ”
Before Gao Feng could speak, Xiong Erwei replied, and he also said that it was the latest voice recorder, and Bai Deal continued
"Comrade of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, this latest voice recorder is also a little dirty, there is still mud on this beard, didn't I check it when it was unearthed. ”
"White deal, our carrot recorder unearthed is not much checked, you have a temper. ”
"What a temper, it's just a carrot. ”
Bai Transaction pointed out that there was still mud on the roots of the recorder in Xiong Erwei's hand, Xiong Erwei had to quibble, but he was pushed away by Gao Feng, snatched the carrot from his hand, broke the muddy roots, stuffed the carrot into his mouth and chewed it, he ate it with relish.
"White deal, you see, this is the carrot, this is the dry food that our comrades of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection brought during the handling of the case, and you also know how hard our comrades of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection have worked, so you can cooperate with us in handling the case, and quickly hand over the two million. ”
"Comrade of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, you have indeed worked hard, these carrots are used as dry food, you eat with relish like this, and it also arouses my addiction to Lao Bai, can you divide me into a section to eat." ”
Bai Deal watched Gao Feng eat the carrots with relish, he also drooled, he had run so many roads and climbed hundreds of meters of mountains, he was already hungry, this would see Gao Feng eat carrots with such relish, but it caused his stomach to move.
Gao Feng spit out some chewed crumbs, and then stuffed his hand into Bai Trading's mouth, Bai Transaction chewed it like a treasure, and praised the carrot for its good taste.
"Therefore, therefore, this carrot is an authentic Tulou Town carrot, my Lao Bai can eat this taste every day in the town government canteen, and now it tastes particularly sweet, and there is a salty taste. ”
"Bai Deal, your salty taste is the taste of our Gao brother's saliva, you can taste it slowly. ”
"Hey, I recognize you, aren't you the guy who delivers oil, you are sitting in that small fuel truck, and you are still forcing me to complete three tasks, it turns out to be you, you are not the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, several of you are employees of the Tulou Town Project Department." ”
While chewing on the foam of the carrot, Bai Transaction stared at Gao Feng's face, and he suddenly recognized Gao Feng, the guy in front of him was the person who ordered him to complete three tasks, and he was also an employee of the Tulou Town Project Department of the Crescent Group.
It turned out that when Gao Feng was eating carrots, he couldn't help but take off the black stockings on his face, and presented his whole face in front of Bai Trading, which also made Bai Transaction recognize Gao Feng's face at once.
"I'll go, Brother Gao, how can you reveal your identity yourself, then what are we doing with black stockings. ”
The three viagra looked at Gao Feng and took off their black silk socks, and they also took off the black silk socks on their faces, and Shen Discipline Inspection took off thick cotton socks.
The three viagras showed the true face of Lushan, and they also startled the woman who was far away.
"My mother, you are the real shemales, these three faces can scare people to death, you might as well look good with socks. ”
The woman who Ren Yao scolded the three viagras, and the three viagras were still unwilling to get up, and said to this girl.
"Shemale girl, you just open your eyes and talk nonsense, how can the faces of the three of us be compared with the shemales, the faces of the shemales are good-looking, and they are better than many female stars. ”
It's true, the face of the shemale is very beautiful, and people are amazed when they see it.
"Wow, handsome guy, your face is more beautiful than shemales, handsome guy, can you give this girl a WeChat account?"
After Ren Yao's girl saw Gao Feng's face, she screamed, she also threw herself into Gao Feng's arms, looking for him to ask for a WeChat ID, and was kicked by Gao Feng and fell on the bed.
"Girl, your way of accosting you is too old-fashioned, this handsome guy has seen too much. ”
"White deal, it's better if you recognize it, then let's open the skylight and say something, I will follow you to this nunnery today, that is, let you take out two million, and I will help you complete those three tasks." ”
Gao Feng turned his face and said solemnly to Bai Trading, Bai Transaction sneered: "Boy, you are really powerful, you actually stalked me for Bai Trading, do you know that this is a crime, you think you are a private detective, as long as I make a call to the police, the police will arrest you in the police station." ”
Gao Feng also smiled: "Haha, white deal, you can call the police now, this handsome guy is just an ordinary employee, there is no official and half-job, the police arrested me and went to the police station, so I have to take care of food, shelter and life."
White deals, and you're different, you're a newly appointed secretary and mayor, and you actually keep a shemale, and you can become popular as soon as the news spreads. ”
Bai Transaction snorted: "Boy, my white transaction has just taken office, yes, I have also adopted Ren Yao, I want to reiterate to you, she is not a shemale, she is Ren Yao."
Boy, there is no evidence, with the mouths of a few of you, can the police believe you, and you are also some fools, and you are also some fools, and you also pretend to be comrades of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, and use carrots as voice recorders, you are also guilty of impersonation, and the police will believe my words for nothing. ”
"Hey, Bai Deal, what you said is not right, what is it that we are pretending to be the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, we are not pretending to be the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, my surname is Shen Jiwei, my name is Shen Jiwei, is it wrong for me to call Shen Jiwei, will it be illegal to take a name of Shen Jiwei?"
Bai Trading's words aroused Shen Jiwei's displeasure, he stood in front of Bai Trading, and the tip of his nose was on the tip of Bai Trading's nose.
"White deal, just like your little lover, she is surnamed Ren Mingyao, but we sound like a shemale, is she really a shemale?"
Shen Jiwei pressed forward step by step, forcing Bai Deal to have no place to hide, and he also shouted.
"I'll go, you are really called Shen Commission for Discipline Inspection, I always thought you were the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, so that my white transaction was so scared that my legs were weak, and I was so scared that I urinated twice, and the sheets were still wet, you can take a look if you don't believe it." ”
Bai Deal also lifted the sheets, not only the sheets were wet, but the bedding was also soaked, and a smell of urine came to the nose, and the four of them quickly pinched their noses with their hands.
"I'll go, white deal, you're such a guts, you're embarrassed to have the courage to embezzle and take bribes. ”
Bai Transaction said: "Hmph, you try to be an official, who is not afraid of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, I am a town secretary who met the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, so don't be afraid to leave, now the official only needs to check the problem." ”
"Okay, white deal, don't talk about it, if you take out the two million, we won't reveal the fact that you are keeping a shemale, and we will keep it secret for you. ”
Gao Feng didn't want to delay the time, let Bai Deal hand over two million, and he could complete the task, this deadline is three days, which is almost two days.
"It doesn't matter if you go out, you also know it, I've just been in office for two days, and I don't even have the opportunity to embezzle and take bribes, you don't let me take out two thousand yuan, how can I change two million for you?"
Bai Transaction spread his hands to Gao Feng, shrugged his shoulders, and told him very helplessly.
Gao Feng said: "White deal, you don't play a scoundrel, we can hear your conversation with the shemale clearly, you obviously want to give the shemale two million, these two million I also know that you are taking a rebate from the town government selling land, a rebate from a developer to you, are you embarrassed to say that there are no two million?"
Bai Deal smiled: "Boy, there is no evidence, did I say this in vain, even if I said this in vain, who can believe it, who can prove that I said this, do you want the carrot recorder you ate to prove it?"
Bai Deal was very proud, gestured to Gao Feng, and laughed at them for using carrots as recorders, but Gao Feng was also angry, this Xiong Erwei is really a second ball, let him hold the recorder, he actually took a carrot.
"Handsome guy, don't be afraid, my shemale proves to you, Bai Deal is willing to give me two million, and I prove that this is what he embezzled and bribed. ”