The drunken man hurriedly left with the map in his hand, and he wanted to follow the route drawn by others to see if he had found the wrong Ma Lanhua's beauty life hall. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The behavior of this drunk man also made the three viagras sigh greatly, this product is really a giant in action, he only knows action, but does not use his brain, it is simply a pig brain.

In less than half an hour, the drunk man returned, he came to the door of Ma Lanhua's "38 Beauty Life Hall", looked at the three viagras standing side by side, and patted his thighs vigorously.

"Grandma's, it's true, I've followed this map eight times, and finally it's this beauty life hall, and it's here to kill me. ”

The drunkard walked away with a head of sweat, touched the sweat with his hand, the back of his hand was covered with sweat, and it was almost like rain with his hand, and he shot three viagras all over his face, and a few drops shot into their mouths, and the three of them couldn't vomit when they opened their mouths.

"I'm going, it's so salty, it's as salty as that salted egg. ”

"Hey, drunk, aren't you drunk, just now you were shaking three times, like a drunken fist, now walking back and forth, how can it be so clear. ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, as well as Shen Jiwei, when they first saw this drunk, it was similar to a drunken fist, but now he came back very sober and not a little drunk.

"Who said I'm not drunk, I'm just drunk, I'm just here to find trouble, I want a scoop!"

Before the three viagras finished speaking, the drunken man swayed his body, and then stumbled into the store, so angry that the three viagras jumped up and scolded.

"Grandma, you're almost like a ladybug, you're a ball, you're your second uncle. ”

"You dead ghost, why did you come, the old lady has been waiting for you for twenty-five hours a day and a night, and the daylily is waiting for it to be cold, where are you dead? ”

When the drunk man rushed into Ma Lanhua's beauty life hall, the young woman Ma Lanhua stretched out her hand and slapped it twice, and the two slap fans rang out, just like setting off the scud firecrackers.

Can that not be loud, the young woman Ma Lanhua hid a hardwood board in her hand, and slapped it in the face of this drunkard, who had thousands of gold stars in front of him.

"I'm going, am I in the wrong place again, I'm going to get out and see what's going on. ”

The drunkard was shaved even more by the young woman Ma Lanhua, his face was deformed, he hurriedly withdrew again, and turned his head upside down like the first retreat, and a bone rose from the ground.

"Hey, it's still you three monkeys, may I ask the children, is this a 38 beauty life hall? ”

This drunkard confused himself and called the three viagras children, which showed that he was also a monkey and the monkey father of the three viagras.

"Hmph, grandma, you take advantage of us, you dead monkey, don't you have a map, you can't follow the map again." ”

The three viagras saved time this time, and directly asked the drunk to go again according to the map, and the drunk suddenly realized.

"Thank you, boys, your dad is going to go again, don't go, you monkey dad will be back soon." ”

After speaking, the drunkard left again, and ran away in a hurry, without shaking his body.

Twenty minutes later, the drunk man came back with the piece of paper in his hand to draw the map, and saw that the three viagras were still standing in the same posture as before, and slapped their thighs one by one.

"Hey, kids, your monkey dad is back again, this time it's really in the wrong place, it's still this shop. ”

This drunk man had so much strength that he slapped the thighs of the three viagras, and the three viagras squatted down holding their thighs and screamed in pain.

"Grandma, you don't treat our thighs as your thighs, you slap us so hard that it hurts us to death. ”

The drunkard laughed: "Hehe, children, who let you fools not hide, and keep standing like that, as if you are three new soldiers, if the veteran eggs will play slippery and change their postures." ”

The three viagras said bitterly: "Drunkards, it's not that we don't want to hide, it's not that we don't want to play slippery, but we can't hide at all, we can't play slippery, because our legs have long been numb, and we can't move at all." ”

"Oh, that's the case, then I can kick you as I please. ”

As soon as he heard that the feet of the three viagras were numb, the drunkard was overjoyed, and he raised his foot and kicked their bodies violently, kicking the three viagras like donkeys.

"Boss, I'm back again, I want a scoop, I want a scoop, call your clerk to come out and let me scoop a scoop!"

After kicking the three viagras, the drunk man rushed into the store again, making a big noise with his voice, and the voice of this product was so loud, it was like a broken gong, which was deafening.

"You drunk, why did you come, I'm waiting for you ......"

This time, the young woman Ma Lanhua came over with a kitchen knife, but it was a rusty kitchen knife, and it was rusty on it, and she greeted the drunk exaggeratedly, and at the same time raised the rusty kitchen knife to cut off his head, but the drunk grabbed his wrist, and the hand holding the kitchen knife stopped in the air.

"Boss, you don't come here, why don't you come, you have done it twice, I was confused, and I thought I was in the wrong place.

You didn't have this attitude before, you hated me very much, it's too late to drive me away, you behave so ambiguously today, as if we have been talking for a long time, it's not that I have been confirmed twice, I was really deceived by you.

Don't wait for a day, a night, and twenty-five hours, you think I don't know how to count, and it's only twenty-four hours a day and a night.

I'll tell you, don't mess with those useless things, I'll tell you clearly, I'm here to scoop, I just want scoop, I want scoop!"

This drunk has a lot of strength, he grabbed Ma Lanhua's wrist, Ma Lanhua was so painful that the kitchen knife fell to the ground, and it was smashing on the drunkard's instep, this guy was still grinning and holding back the pain.

"Drunkard, just shout out the pain, why are you holding back?"

The young woman Ma Lanhua also said that he, this drunkard still grinned with his teeth.

"I'm holding back, I'm going to bear my own mistakes, and if someone hits my instep with a kitchen knife, I'll scream out.

Don't interrupt it, hurry up and let Lao Tzu scoop, I want a scoop, I've been here for a week, you don't look at anything else, but also look at my hard work every day, you should also arrange a waiter for me to scoop. ”

The drunkard knew the scoop, and he was so anxious that he howled, like a vicious wolfdog.

"Well, the sisters brought the scoop and scooped the drunken man and scooped him hard, and made him comfortable. ”

The young woman Ma Lanhua gave an order, and the hidden members of the goddess team rushed out, and they brandished two large iron scoops and rushed towards the drunk, and suddenly the iron scoops fell on the drunken man's body like raindrops.

"Drunkard, don't you want a scoop, we'll give you a scoop now, scoop you bastard. ”

crackled a big iron scoop, and more than 20 members of the goddess team showed no mercy, and the iron scoops in their hands were smashed, and they were still gritting their teeth and smashing them.

"My mother, boss lady, you misunderstood, I don't want such a scoop, I want such a scoop, such a scoop is too painful, and such a scoop is comfortable. ”

Poor thing, this drunk can't react, these goddesses are so surprised, the iron scoop smashes down, as fast as the band beating the side drum, and in an instant the head is covered with bags, and the rest of the body is also covered with bags, as if they have rubella.

"Oh, sisters, he doesn't want this scoop, then let's change it. ”

The young woman Ma Lanhua gave another order, and the members of the goddess team ran back to change the scoop, they were like watching the flowers, and instantly replaced the iron scoop in their hands and replaced it with a stainless steel scoop.

"Drunk, this scoop is not comfortable, this scoop is not cool. ”

The drunkard hugged his head and cried wolf: "Boss, you misunderstood again, I'm not talking about this kind of scoop, I'm talking about that kind of scoop, your stainless steel scoop is not as good as the iron scoop, the iron scoop is still painful when it is smashed, this stainless steel scoop hurts, I don't want this scoop." ”

"Oh, drunkard, you like iron scoops, then let's change iron scoops, who let us be engaged in the service industry, customers are God, we have to take care of customers, you want iron scoops, we will give you iron scoops, sisters change iron scoops." ”

The girl Ma Lanhua asked the sisters to change the iron scoop again, and the sisters changed the iron scoop back, picked it up and smashed the drunkard, and this guy screamed again.

"Oh, boss, you misunderstood, I didn't let you change the scoop, this iron scoop is no different from the stainless steel scoop, I don't want this kind of scoop, but it hurts my old pig to death, fortunately I still have a body of pig fat, otherwise I will be killed by you." ”

"Hey, drunk, what kind of scoop do you want, what kind of scoop do you want, iron scoop can't work, stainless steel scoop can't work, then let's find a fire scoop." ”

The young woman Ma Lanhua gritted her teeth and smashed wildly, and became impatient, the drunk was smashed so much that he couldn't stand it, and he became furious.

"Hey, boss, you're pretending to be stupid, don't you, what kind of funny video do you think this is filming, and the whole iron scoop and stainless steel scoop are coming, you guys are doing this, and you still don't understand this, this is not jargon, as long as everyone can understand it, I just want a scoop woman." ”

"Oh, drunkard, did you say it earlier, you said you wanted to scoop a woman, don't you understand it in this book, don't you just want a scoop woman, we have nothing else here but a woman, do you want to scoop which woman?"

The drunken man was furious, and the young woman Ma Lanhua greeted him with a smile, pointed to a row of goddess team members standing with iron scoops, and asked which woman the drunk liked.

"Oh, you put down the scoop, what do you look like, a little woman?"

Ma Lanhua asked the sisters to put down the iron scoops, and the girls gritted their teeth and giggled.

Ma Lanhua asked again: "Drunkard, do you have a fancy for any of them, you can choose a sister at random." ”

The drunkard looked at the sisters, his brow furrowed into a rope, and his expression was very dejected.

"No, boss, yesterday I saw a few pretty clerks in your shop, why did they all become coal miners today, they are all from Africa, I think your boss is better." ”

The drunkard is right, the group of women standing here, the young woman Ma Lanhua still has a little bit of beauty, and the rest of the sisters are similar to African girls, they look like all kinds of strange scoops, their skin is so black that they can't tell which is the coal and which is the group of girls when they are put into the coal pile, it is really ugly, and these girls are still baring their teeth and laughing stupidly.

"Drunkard, choose me, I'm pretty, I'm the most beautiful. ”

Frightened, the drunk retreated: "My mother, scared me to death, I've never seen such an ugly girl, these girls you are looking for won't scare away customers, so I don't have any fun."

Boss, do you have any other waiters, if not, I'm going to scoop you. ”

"Drunkard, I don't think you like these girls, I also have a girl from Zhuang Zhou, she is our top brand here, she is too beautiful, just like the great beauty of the Song Dynasty, Master Li, I will help you find it." ”

"Boss, I knew you could scoop here, I knew you had the finale beauty here, you should call over quickly. ”

The young woman, Ma Lanhua, told the drunkard that she also had a top-notch girl here, who looked as beautiful as Master Li of the Song Dynasty, and that the drunkard had a bad time at that time.

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