It should be very common for cross talk actors to forget words on stage, not that a cross talk actor forgets seven or eight times a day, there is no such thing, if he forgets like that, he will talk about cross talk. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This is to say that a cross talk actor will definitely experience the time when he forgets words in his life, more or less, but there will definitely be, this is normal, he has performed more times in his life, and he has encountered more problems.

It's not terrible to forget words, but what I'm afraid of is being seen by the audience, which is embarrassing, easy to smash signboards, and easy to be looked down upon by peers.

So it doesn't matter if you forget the words, you have to come back, and no one in the audience has found out about it, which is called ability.

In this way, even if everyone knows that you forgot the words in your performance that day, they will praise you for your cleverness, but it will become a beautiful conversation.

Forgetting the words, some of the funny actors made up for it themselves, and some of them couldn't remember it himself, and the actors next to him helped him pass it.

Therefore, it is very important to praise actors in this kind of link, so this is why when apprentices are just able to play, they are generally praised by masters and uncles, because this job is not something that ordinary people can come.

Like in the old society, our cross talk master Mr. Zhang Shouchen measured the work of his beloved apprentice Mr. Yu Shide, when Mr. Yu Shide was still young, and he had just come to power not long ago.

Once, when he was reciting a geographical map on stage, he happened to see a thief stealing from a guest in the audience, and he was distracted and forgot his words.

A generation of masters like Zhang Shouchen saw it at a glance, and he praised it at that time: "Well, yes, I'll be in Shijiazhuang soon." ”

Mr. Yu Shide remembered it as soon as he heard it, and then recited it without delay at all. The audience didn't even find it, which is ability.

Now it will be He Xiangdong's turn.

He Xiangdong forgot the words, but it was the first time in his life, he could be regarded as having experienced it, and it was true that his energy, physical and mental strength had reached the limit, otherwise it would not have been like this.

He Xiangdong is an old man, but he is not the same as those hairy children who have just been able to come to power, if those hairy children forget their words, it is estimated that they will be stupid directly on stage.

Even if He Xiangdong forgot the words, he would not allow himself to die on the stage, he turned his head and asked Zhang Wenhai at that time: "Hey, what are you happy about, so happy?"

After saying that, a nozzle.

Zhang Wenhai looked at He Xiangdong obliquely throughout the whole process, and saw He Xiangdong's small movements at a glance. He has been partnering with He Xiangdong for many years, and when he saw this little action, he immediately knew that this kid had forgotten the words.

Mr. Zhang's first reaction was not to think about how to remedy it, but to gloat, this awesome prodigy actually has today?

Mr. Zhang almost didn't laugh out loud.

You say how bad this old man is.

He Xiangdong saw the evil smile on the corner of Zhang Wenhai's mouth, and knew something bad in his heart. He Xiangdong sighed in his heart, don't bring such a play.

Zhang Wenhai was even more happy: "Ah, what do you say I'm happy? I'm very happy, I'm happy." ”

There are also requirements for teasing on the stage, you can't dig the work of teasing, you can't grab the burden of teasing, and you can't hang teasing on the stage.

This is a requirement of artistic virtue and is not allowed to be violated.

If he had been someone else, Mr. Zhang would have entrusted someone else a long time ago, for fear that something would happen to them.

But He Xiangdong, who is funny today, this is a genius, Zhang Wenhai has partnered with He Xiangdong for many years, and he has never seen this kid go wrong on stage, it's too rare today, it's just a pity.

In addition, Mr. Zhang is very aware of He Xiangdong's ability, even if he doesn't give He Xiangdong a favor, He Xiangdong himself can talk to him on stage for half an hour, and he can also ensure that no one in the audience is bored and dissatisfied.

Don't think it's just talking, there's something real about it.

Like Pingshumen, there is a predecessor named Shuanghouping, the old society period is the most glorious era of traditional opera, there are many famous masters, and masters are like clouds.

But this person was the best artist in that era, and no one had any objections to this, including the storytelling family.

There are even people who combine Shuanghouping and the other three very famous predecessors of Storytelling Gate into the four ancestors of storytelling, which shows the ability of others.

He Xiangdong also still retains the folding fans and waking wood used by people.

Mr. Shuanghouping is good at saying "Fengshen Bang", once halfway through the opening of the book, an old audience came to him, saying that he was going to go on a long trip to do business, and it might take two or three months to come back, but he didn't want to leave the book behind, for fear of missing the plot.

Mr. Shuanghouping told others, you go steadily, I guarantee that when you come back, you can just catch up with the plot when you go.

In this way, the old audience walked for three months, and when he came back, he listened exactly where he walked that day.

There are also audiences who heard the end from the beginning, and they also came in the past three months, but no one complained about the dissatisfaction, and they still listened to it with taste, and they were very happy to listen to the money.

It's been three months, how much can you endure?

Now it's He Xiangdong's turn, He Xiangdong knows that Zhang Wenhai is bad, he scolds the street in his heart, the old man is too bad, but He Xiangdong's ability is not covered.

What is his situation now, he forgot where he sang, he smiled in front of him, his brain was very tired, he forgot after he was stunned, he just mentioned him and remembered it.

He Xiangdong didn't panic at all, and said angrily to Zhang Wenhai: "What are you happy about, eat bee feces?"

Zhang Wenhai was even more happy, and said with a smile: "I'm willing, can I manage it?"

He Xiangdong turned his head and asked the audience: "Everyone, what are you laughing at, Mr. Zhang is about to fly and bite?"

The audience was excited tonight, the audience laughed, and someone in the audience really picked up a stubble: "I found Xiaomi." ”

He Xiangdong's heart was clear, it turned out that he was singing to Xiaomi.

Seeing this, Zhang Wenhai no longer hung He Xiangdong, so he said: "Hey, I can't listen to this, I'll get sick if I hear it, you haven't told me if this Xiaomi is kissed or not, this Xiaomi is always kissed, right?"

He Xiangdong remembered it this time, shook his head, and opened his mouth to sing: "Xiao Mi is not a kiss." ”

Zhang Wenhai held it and asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong sang: "You took out the gold and silver treasures and she sacrificed herself, and the horses died with gold." ”

Zhang Wenhai asked, "How is it?"

He Xiangdong sang: "She put things in and entered the door of Zhang Wenhai's house." ”

Zhang Wenhai also replied: "My daughter-in-law just ran away, don't come here." ”

The audience laughed.

The small stage accident of forgetting the words passed like this, and none of the audience noticed it, and none of the actors standing behind the stage noticed it.

Gou Qifu, who had been staring at He Xiangdong in the audience, didn't feel strange, and the reporters and media on the side also thought that this was a plot that was originally designed.

On stage, He Xiangdong found his state back, so he continued to sing: "If you want to say kiss, the audience kiss." ”

There are so many unkisses in front of "The Big Truth", just to highlight the audience in the back, this is a song to thank the audience.

"Good ......" the audience applauded.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "The audience and actors have hearts to heart, I once remembered that there was an old saying in the early years, no gentleman does not raise an artist. ”

Zhang Wenhai nodded: "That's right." ”

He Xiangdong turned around, took off his robe, and came to the Moon Gate of Peking Opera, singing on his lips: "Yesterday, I came to Saibei in the wind and snow." ”

Turning around again, the fan shook open, shook the fan out of the fan, and sang: "Today, the peach and apricot in the south of the Yangtze River compete for spring." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "The beauty of the south of the Yangtze River." ”

He Xiangdong put away the fan and let go, looked at the audience and sang: "I am persuading you to be rich and wealthy." ”

Zhang Wenhai also said: "Don't touch it." ”

He Xiangdong sang: "Don't get involved in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Don't touch this." ”

He Xiangdong sang: "If you have nothing to do, just come to this Xiangwen Society, and listen to two cross talks, and you will scatter your heart." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "If you have nothing to do, you come often." ”

He Xiangdong finally closed the door and turned it up again: "Hold your fists and bow your hands." May all of you, the wealth roll in, and the day will be prosperous. ”

Everyone in the audience bowed.