Chapter 132: Iron Man (Asking for Tickets, Asking for Subscriptions)
"Then you rush up and spit on him to condemn him! Those football stars are like that. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Don't, everyone who spits at people will get a red card, I have never spit at anyone in my life. "Zhanbo has been a good baby since he was a child, how can he do this.
"What are you afraid of! You are on the road, you will never meet him in your life, what can he do to you!" Hu Yifei continued to encourage.
"No, the master taught me: Tao is very Taoist, leave a line in everything!"
Lu Ziqiao finally couldn't stand it and couldn't help but complain: "Zhanbo, did you learn to drive in Wudang Mountain?"
In the end, under the constant instigation, Lu Zhanbo spit out the first phlegm in his life at the black Honda, Zhanbo thought, don't say it, it's quite comfortable.
"Look at what day it is, my family Zhanbo finally vented his emotions like a man, and this dead reporter is actually going to be on a TV show, we should really celebrate. Hu Yifei said very happily, and ruthlessly damaged the two.
The car drove up the viaduct, but all the cars stopped and got stuck in traffic.
"Oh, there seems to be a traffic jam ahead. Zhan Bo stopped the car occasionally, but when he saw the black Honda Jeep, his face turned blue, and he said to Hu Yifei with a sad face: "Sister...... You lied to me!"
"How did I lie to you?" Hu Yifei wondered.
"You said I would never meet this jeep in my life!" The black jeep stopped next to Zhanbo, and a strong man inside glared at Zhanbo viciously, so frightened that Zhanbo didn't even dare to turn his head.
"Haha, great, as long as they dare to provoke, we will let them taste our awesomeness!" Lu Ziqiao said excitedly.
"Don't, don't be impulsive, we...... We don't know the number of friends or foes yet!" Zhanbo said reluctantly.
Lu Ziqiao was speechless, and then said: "There are four and a half men in our car, and we basically have the advantage!"
When Zhan Bo heard it, it was not right, and said, "It's three and a half, right?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was happy, and said with a sneer: "Ziqiao means that I count one, Ziqiao counts one, Yifei counts two, you count half, just four and a half!"
"I'm telling you, I'm ...... I'm not afraid of them!" Lu Zhanbo glared at Zeng Xiaoxian angrily, and said humbly: "It's just that we can't move the car, if we really fight later, I ...... It is inconvenient for us to escape. ”
A group of crows flew by, and Hu Yifei and the three of them vomited blood.
"Xiao Xie's bumblebee is ahead!" Zhan Bo said, pointing to the bumblebee not far ahead.
"I'm going to ask what's going on?" Hu Yifei pushed the car door and walked out, walked directly to the bumblebee, and asked Xiao Xie, "What happened in front of Xiao Xie?"
"There was a car accident in front, I don't know the specific situation, Guan Gu, you are sitting in the car, I'll take a look." Xiao Xie pushed open the door and walked out.
"I'll go too, I haven't seen a car accident yet!" Wan Yu raised her hand and said, looking at her excited face, I didn't know that I thought she was going to the movies!
"Then I'll go check it out too!" Mika said too.
"I'll go to Teacher Zeng's car!" Guan Gu saw that he was the only one left in the car, thought about it, and got out of the car to find Lu Zhanbo and them.
"What!" Zeng Xiaoxian was also shocked when he heard the news that Guan Gu had a car accident in front of him and couldn't walk for a short time! He continued: "No, I still have to run to the TV station!"
"How far is it from the TV station?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked Lu Zhanbo as he got out of the car and did a warm-up exercise.
"Thirty kilometers. Zhanbo replied.
"Thirty kilometers? I have fifty-two minutes now, fifty-two minutes to run thirty kilometers, use the calculator to help me figure out how I should run?" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Fifty-two minutes is 3,120 seconds, and 30 kilometers is 30,000 meters.
"Ahh
Lu Ziqiao was speechless and mocked: "You can't sprain yourself when you hurdle, right?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked pained and said lightly: "I sprained it while playing golf. After that, he also made a golf move.
"......" Lu Ziqiao and the others looked at Zeng Xiaoxian talking nonsense with his eyes open, speechless for a while.
On the other side of the car accident scene, the accident was a bus and a truck, the truck driver has been rescued, but the bus is about to hit the viaduct, half of the body has been suspended, the people in the car do not dare to move, the people outside do not dare to touch the car, a movement will be broken, the bus has been stopped by the traffic police, just waiting for the crane to lift the bus back.
"It's so dangerous!" Hu Yifei exclaimed as he watched half of the body rush out of the viaduct bus.
"Hurry up and save people!" Wan Yu looked at the crumbling bus, and her original excitement suddenly turned into an anxious mood.
"Hey, where did Xiao Xie go?" Chen Meijia suddenly found that at some point, Xiao Xie was gone.
"We're not going to die, are we?" Looking at the driver who had fainted after hitting his head and bleeding, the passengers in the bus began to whisper timidly, and an atmosphere of fear permeated the bus.
"No, you can't wait, you have to open the car door and get out. ”
"Mom, I'm afraid. ”
"Don't move!"
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Because the driver fainted in the impact just now, no one dared to go to the front and press the button to open the door, looking at the crumbling appearance of the bus, someone finally couldn't help it, and the passenger sitting in the back seat picked up the safety hammer and smashed the back window.
"Don't jump!" The passenger in the front seat saw that the passenger in the back seat was about to jump out of the window, and hurriedly stopped him.
"Lao Tzu is not stupid, so I won't die with you!" After saying that, the passenger jumped out of the back window without hesitation, and the balance of the jump bus was instantly broken.
"Squeak!" the bus made a terrible noise and plunged under the viaduct.
"Ah......" The passengers in the bus had blank brains in the face of death, and could only let out an instinctive exclamation.
When the people around saw this scene, they couldn't bear to turn their heads.
The traffic police gathered around saw this scene, and they were all shocked, and then looked at the passenger who jumped out of the car with anger on their faces.
"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just trying to protect myself. The passenger who jumped off the bus, who was a little weak by the angry eyes of the people around him, retorted loudly, as if this would hide his lack of heart.
"Why are you still screaming!" Chen Meijia, who was covering her eyes, heard the screams that had not stopped in her ears, and said with some doubts, the viaduct is only more than ten meters high, and it has been almost a minute, why are the people in the bus still screaming, and they have not heard the sound of the bus landing.
"Steel, Iron Man! There really is Iron Man!" Wan Yu shouted happily as she looked at the red and yellow figure that suddenly appeared under the bus.
"I must be dreaming!" Hu Yifei looked at Iron Man who was flying in the air with both hands on the bus, and pinched Chen Meijia fiercely.
"Oh, Sister Yifei, why are you pinching me?" Chen Meijia rubbed her pinched arm, found Hu Yifei's shocked appearance, followed her gaze, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "I'm tortured, there really is Iron Man!"
"Iron Man, Iron Man, look here, look here!" Lu Zhanbo waved excitedly and cheered.
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Xiao Xie doesn't want to show his appearance in front of people for the time being, because in the urban world, the existence of superhumans often brings unnecessary trouble. Anyway, even if Xiao Xie appears as Iron Man, it will not affect the acquisition of worship points, because people worship Xiao Xie, the Iron Man in reality, not the Iron Man in the movie.