"I'm Not Bad"

[9 years old]

Jock: "Margaret, do you think I'm going to learn badly?"

Margaret: "Jock, you have to remember that I am an angel, and you will never learn bad in my life." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Jock: "But no one else can see you, so why do you prove that I won't be bad?"

Margaret: "You won't learn badly, I promise in the name of the angels." ”

Jock: "I don't believe it! ”

Margaret: "Okay!"

At this time, Mom walked in.

Mom: "Haven't you slept yet? I'm in." ”

。。。

Mom: "What are you talking to yourself about?"

Jock: "No, no, I'm praying to God! ”

Mom: "Cover the quilt, it's such a strange child"

At the age of 9, Jock lied for the first time, and Jock and Margaret had a secret, Margaret was an angel. She promised Jock not to let him learn badly. They hooked, and Jock didn't want to learn badly. Mom said that good people can go to heaven when they die, but bad people can only go to hell.

[12 years old]

Jock: "Margaret, I want to be a knight." ”

Margaret: "But you are so thin and so capable of being a knight?"

Jock: "Then Margaret, what can I do in the future?"

Margaret: "This is for you, with it." You can be a knight. ”

Jock: "What is this?"

Margaret: "It's gluttony." ”

Jock: "What's the use?"

Margaret: "Makes you strong." ”

Jock: "Okay. ”

At the age of 12, Margaret gave Jock "gluttony", and since then Jock has become super eating. The body slowly became stronger and stronger than everyone else in the same age.

[15 years old]

Jock: "Margaret, do you see me holding a sword like a knight?"

Margaret: "Well, but why don't you have that kind of momentum?" ”

Jock: "What momentum?"

Margaret: "The momentum of a knight." ”

Jock: "What then?"

Margaret: "Here's this!"

Jock: "What is this?"

Margaret: "This is 'anger', which can give you the momentum of a knight. ”

Jock: "Okay. ”

At the age of 15, Jock got "rage" from Margaret. Since then, her temper has become so bad that her mother thinks Jock is an adolescent. Only Jock himself knew that it was Margaret's "anger" that made him like this, and he passed the selection to become the most promising recruit.

[18 years old]

Jock: "Margaret, what should I do? ”

Margaret: "It's okay, you're killing the enemy." If you don't kill him, he will kill you. ”

Jock: "But I've killed someone, have I become bad?"

Margaret: "You won't be bad with me, give you this." ”

Jock: "What is this?"

Margaret: "This is [lust]"

Jock: "What's the use?"

Margaret: "It's not useful to be honest, but he can make you happy and forget everything about today." ”

Jock: "Okay. ”

At the age of 18, Jock got [lust] from Margaret, and he was happy because he became a real man. After that day, Jock began his own knightly journey.

[21 years old]

Jock: "I'm the youngest general, Your Highness wants to see me!"

Margaret: "Yes, your name has terrified the enemy. ”

Jock: "But I'm so nervous, Your Highness wants to meet me." It was a great honor. ”

Margaret: "That's for you"

Jock: "What is?"

Margaret: "It's pride, it makes you confident. ”

Jock: "Okay. ”

At the age of 21, Jock got "pride" from Margaret. See Your Highness, Your Highness is an old man. Jock felt that he was not qualified to sit anywhere, and went so far as to say that the minister had merit. He only said to himself: "Good job", you must know that without yourself, this old man would have died a long time ago.

[24 years old]

Jock: "Margaret, are you wrong for me to kill His Highness?"

Margaret: "I don't know, that's the path you chose." ”

Jock: "Am I doing something wrong? Am I getting bad?"

Margaret: "Are you sad? You won't be bad with me." ”

Jock: "A little. ”

Margaret: "Here's this." ”

Jock: "This is." ”

Margaret: "It's jealousy, it lets you know if you're wrong." ”

Jock: "Okay. ”

At the age of 24, Margaret gave Jock "jealousy", and Jock thought that His Highness should have died a long time ago. I've been putting up with that dead old man for three years, and what has he given himself? only useless encouragement.

[27 years old]

Jock: "Margaret, I'm Emperor now." ”

Margaret: "Aren't you happy?"

Jock: "What do I feel missing?"

Margaret: "What's missing?"

Jock: "I don't know. ”

Margaret: "Here's this." ”

Jock: "What is?"

Margaret: "It's greed, and it tells you what's missing. ”

Jock: "Okay. ”

At the age of 27, Margaret gave Jock "greed". That's right, Jock knew what he was missing, he wanted more, more, more.

[30 years old]

Jock: "Margaret, I'm getting old so fast. You're still so young. ”

Margaret: "No, you are now in the most glorious age!"

Jock: "Really, why can't I feel it?"

Margaret: "Well, here's this." ”

Jock: "What is?"

Margaret: "It's lazy, it makes you feel young." ”

At the age of 30, Margaret gave Jock "laziness".

Jock is the emperor, and people have indeed become idle. Playing with words with ministers all day long.

[30 years later]

Jock Alzheimer's forgot a lot.

Margaret didn't know when she was gone.

I remember one day.

In front of Jock came a general, a very young general.

Hearing that he was at the front, the enemy was terrified when they heard his name. But Jock only said to him: "Good job"

At the age of 63, Jock died, at the hands of the young general. When Jock died, he didn't even know the name of the general who killed him.

Jock saw God.

Jock: "I haven't learned badly, can I go to heaven?"

God: "No, you are guilty." And the seven deadly sins, you are going to hell. ”

Jock: "But Margaret said I didn't learn badly, I should go to heaven." ”

『God』 shook his head helplessly: "You have committed seven deadly sins: gluttony, greed, laziness, lust, arrogance, jealousy, and anger, and you are very bad." ”

Jock went to hell, hell Jock thought. Margaret, is it really bad?