The first part of "The Apocalypse of Gambling".
(a)
There is only one card left in the straight. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Don't, don't.
I clicked the last ace and hit the card.
Glancing at the text at the bottom.
1st place.
I put down my phone and looked at the teacher in the stands.
is a middle-aged aunt, muttering on stage about the equivalent substitution of trigonometric functions.
The fat man in the same bedroom behind me patted me on the shoulder and said, "What about the landlord?"
I smiled, "yes, I haven't lost today." ”
"Oh, so lucky, can't you go back?" said the fat man.
"Why go back if you can't fight here?" I asked.
"I mean, go back and fight for real. The fat man had a lewd smile on his face.
I nodded my head and thought that I would win a day today.
I'm still very confident in my hand.
"Don't say I didn't say yes, I'm going to pay for it. The fat man said with a smile.
"Did you hit it?" I asked, confused.
I haven't gambled yet.
"At the bottom of a dollar, the flip method is the same as the landlord you play. The fat man said lightly.
I looked at my phone and thought for a moment.
I rushed over several six dollars to play the landlord, and it doesn't seem like it will be good to gamble once.
(b)
After school, go back to the dormitory.
The fat man laughed and pulled me to the next door.
A foul smell in the room.
It should be a classmate who doesn't like to wash his feet.
In the innermost room, a thin classmate was lying down, shaking his exposed feet and looking particularly bored.
"Two handfuls?" said the fat man with a smile.
The male classmate in the corner suddenly came to his senses, got up and looked at me and the fat man and said, "Jinhua or Niu Niu?"
"My classmate will only fight the landlord, not you. The fat man said.
I nodded in agreement.
"Won't you go to school, it's easy. How boring it is to fight the landlord. The thin man looked at me.
I have some hairiness in my heart, and I have very unkind eyes.
"Okay, I finally got someone to play with you. What are you still worried about, just fight the landlord first. The fat man said again.
The thin man frowned slightly and nodded: "Once born and twice cooked, I'll play with you." ”
The thin man said as he flipped out a deck of playing cards from under the bed.
The cards are very old, and the corners have been milled and forked.
I looked at the cards and said, "Why don't I go out and buy a new one?" ”
"No, this card is in love with me. I can't bear it. The thin man said.
(c)
"Ignore him, come quickly. It's a waste of money to buy a card, and you don't have to buy a card if you have it. The fat man said with a smile.
The thin man shuffled and opened a card to see the order of cards.
Start splitting.
The thin man was very fast, and in a few clicks, he was divided into three and left three behind.
Before the fat man took the card, he shouted: "Grab the landlord." ”
"I'll rob it. I said it subconsciously.
"Then here you go. The thin man smiled.
I picked up the cards.
Three to six are only missing seven, and they can't go out.
The cards that were touched were big and small, but there was no seven.
"The landlord played his cards. The thin man said with a smile.
"Wait, what's the hurry. I said.
"Why can't you play straight?" said the fat man with a smile.
"Alright, right three. I said helplessly.
The first one, called twice. was also pressed and bombed.
Eight bucks.
The thin man took out a pen and paper and wrote them down properly.
In the second, the thin man robbed the landlord.
I found out that this time there was no seven.
But the cards are not bad, and a pair of two pairs and three pairs with a belt can always be completed.
You can hit the last few cards.
The teammate, that is, the fat man, actually slipped three cards to the thin man.
Locked me up.
The thin man finished all the way, and he was clean.
I glanced at the fat man helplessly.
(iv)
"What are you beating?" I said, looking at the fat man.
The fat man smiled: "Eh, I thought you couldn't fight." So on my own ... ”
I shook my head.
I watched as the thin man counted and wrote it down on the paper again.
"What do you want?" said the thin man with a smile.
I seemed to be thinking out of mind, and the card was already in front of me.
"Play. "I picked up the cards, and it was another bad hand.
In the next dozens of games, it is not that he has not won, but he has won less and lost more.
And most of the losing hands are when the hands are stuck.
Pinch a hand of cards below seven and watch the fat or thin man play the cards.
Skinny wins the most.
The fat man actually loses too.
And I lost a mess.
At the end of the paper, my position was written two hundred and three.
The thin man smiled and said, "Round up, count you two hundred." ”
I depressedly took out two sheets of Grandpa Mao from my pocket.
The thin man glanced at the fat man and said, "You'll be fifty." ”
The fat man smiled and said, "I didn't bring any money, so I owe it tomorrow." ”
"Okay, next time. The thin man said with a smile.
I left the room depressed.
"Is there a problem with the cards?" I said to the fat man.
The fat man shook his head and said, "Didn't you say you won a day?" ”
"Did I win the difference between my hold? And you've hit me several times, and you haven't noticed? I said depressedly.
"Don't you think you're out of cards?" the fat man laughed.
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(5)
Two hundred.
I have more than half a day's living expenses.
Just when I was struggling with the money.
The next day, the fat man came again.
"Are you going to play today?" said the fat man.
I shook my head.
The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became.
The fat man leaned into my ear and whispered, "Brother Liang, let me be honest with you, which skinny monkey cheated your money last time." ”
After hearing this, I frowned slightly and said, "What do you say?"
"I just learned yesterday that thin people have the ability. He shuffles the cards against four cards and seven shuffles, guaranteeing that you won't get any of them. Then he pinched four sevens each time. Don't blow it up and disassemble it, shuffle it back when you shuffle it, and then slowly give it to yourself below. The fat man whispered in my ear.
"You know you're still letting me play with him?" I said angrily.
The fat man shrank his head slightly and said, "Didn't I just find out today?"
"What? what do you want today?" I asked, smiling, as if not angry at all.
"How about we join forces to yin once?" said the fat man with a smile and leaned into my ear.
"I said, 'Are you not sharing the spoils evenly?' So you want to trap him?" I said.
The fat man frowned slightly, thought for a moment, nodded his head, and shook his head again.
(f)
I patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "I'm the most ruthless, but I'm even more ruthless." ”
The fat man shook his head and was stunned, then began to nod desperately and said, "I've thought about it, don't let him shuffle the cards." I'm secretly helping you, and there's no problem winning him. ”
"No, doesn't he like to shuffle the cards? You just need to help me call the landlord to double. I said with a smile.
"Brother Liang, you?" said the fat man suspiciously.
"Whatever you do, just do it. I said.
Or which dirty room.
Or which familiar location.
The thin man washed the cards in his hand and said with a smile: "Brother, you are full of righteousness, and you know how to take care of my business." I know you're still good at poker, but you're a little unlucky. ”
"I don't just take care of your business, I take care of your tools. I smiled and pulled out a brand new deck of cards.
The thin man was stunned, and then said with a smile: "It's okay, go on." ”
The thin man took the cards open and shuffled them.
I won all four games, and the fat man shouted hard every time to double.
At the beginning of the fifth inning, there was no seven.
I know, he's washed it again.
I finished the round with a smile.
I lost, but not angry at all.
The thin man shuffles again.
Watching him shuffle and push the cards aside.
The thin man looked at me with a puzzled expression.
I pulled a new deck of cards from my waist and said again, "That deck is old, change it and continue." ”
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(g)
The thin man smiled helplessly, took the card and shuffled it again.
Another three games in a row.
Just after the third game, I pushed the cards aside again.
He took out the new cards in his pocket.
The thin man said nervously, "Brother, how many cards did you bring?"
I smiled: "Don't worry, it's still a long time." ”
I'm not as good as him in cheating, but I can remember all the 2AKQJs in card counting.
That night, the thin man lost more than seven hundred.
The fat man is a little more than three hundred.
I smiled and said, "Rounding up, do you have money now?"
"No, can I pay it back slowly?" said the thin man.
"Yes, why not? We're going to have to play a lot of cards like this in the future. I left the room.
The thin man gritted his teeth and said, "Dead fatty, how can I step on your feet so much." If you don't call it doubling, why don't you understand?"
The fat man cried and laughed and said, "I thought you asked me to add hard, and you want to turn over." ”
The thin man gritted his teeth and said, "Remember, I want him to know why I am so poor." ”