"I'm sorry, Mr. Denley, but your wife passed away at 3 a.m. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 With this line from the Australian actor who played the doctor, filming officially began.

The white uncle, who had a little ginger in his hair, and was said to be the former leading actor of a certain theater in the United Kingdom, frowned slightly in surprise, then nodded tremblingly, and sat down weakly with a sluggish expression.

Sid nodded behind the camera, and the strict screening that he had previously lacked in casting really came into play. Looking at these few, although they are just ordinary actors who are not well-known, it is said that the skills of long-term performances in the theater are comfortable, at least they don't have to waste too much time on simple performances.

Next, when the main character's uncle visits his wife's body, he learns from the doctor that the hospital is busy, two babies have died suddenly, and a woman has been shot in the head by her son.

After the doctor leaves, the main character, Uncle is not as sad as he imagined, but keeps saying that he doesn't know what to say, because I don't know where you are now.

In the face of the grief of losing his wife, the protagonist's uncle's almost indifferent performance makes this scene reveal a strong taste of absurdity, and a strong British black humor comes to the face.

The protagonist's uncle takes the train to embark on his journey home, and the feature film of the movie finally kicks off. He boarded a deserted train from a small, deserted station.

There is a hairy young man on the train who is smoking a cigarette and fiddling with an orangutan doll, and when the main character's uncle accostes him, he is full of nonchalance and swears and throws out a big English nickname.

Then a middle-aged couple sat next to them, and the young Englishman looked at them with a sad expression on his face, and couldn't help but wink at the protagonist's uncle.

After the train left for a while, the wife of the couple suddenly sobbed, and her husband tried to comfort her, but she refused. The Englishman couldn't help it now, and he opened his mouth and said, "Hey, what's the matter? ”

"What's your business. The husband stiffly went back.

After a few words with the husband, the English guy started talking to the protagonist, talking about the height of the horse racer for a while, and the weight of the horse racer for a while. But no matter what they talked about, the young man's mouth was like a machine gun that couldn't be bolted, and Fu, Sh, and Jesus flew all over the sky.

The husband, who was obviously in a bad mood, immediately got into a verbal altercation with him, and after a few more words, the Englishman got up and went to the dining station car to buy something. After he leaves, the protagonist's uncle can't help but ask the couple, and learns that they are the parents of the baby who died suddenly in the hospital.

After the British boy returned, after the protagonist's uncle told him about the sudden death of the baby, the young man couldn't help but ask, "Did they kill the child themselves?"

After the protagonist's uncle's stunned rebuttal, the story became a personal show of the British lad again, and he began to talk about the sea from all over the world.

From the black American singer Marvin Gayer, who was shot dead by his father, to Tony Carters (Oscar-winner), who is still giving birth to a child, the couple is back when the young man is chattering. "Oh, look at Fred and Rose Marie (a British couple of serial killers, who spilled 12 girls during the 60s~80s). ”

The English boy's chatter in Tibetan words immediately upset the husband who had returned to the throne, and he threatened the young man to leave if he dared to say a dirty word again.

"What the hell is a swear word? Shi -- it's not a swear word, it's not a pinch. The young man's careless swear words completely angered the husband, and he rushed straight up, and several people had a fierce entanglement and scolding, and in the end, it was the protagonist's uncle who pulled the fight, and the wife's persuasion to quell the chaos.

Then the British guy actually wanted to tell the protagonist uncle a funny story of "a cow with a belly full of gas", and the protagonist looked at the young man who had just caused a meal, and in a blink of an eye he didn't take other people's feelings seriously, and he was stunned and categorically refused.

Next, the main character's uncle comes to the smoking room between the carriages to buy something, and a slender boy with blond hair pushes a shopping cart and stands there nonchalantly to pass the time.

The protagonist's uncle also had a quarrel with him over the purchase of wine, and the train salesman boy could only shake his head helplessly in the end, and pulled out a bottle of pocket wine from under the shopping cart.

Then the husband followed him to the middle of the carriage to buy something. As soon as he came, he also questioned the salesman and the boy's passive slacking off when he didn't patrol and sell things.

This time, the salesperson simply puffed up and didn't speak. After buying two more bottles of tea, the husband and the protagonist's uncle struck up a conversation, and the two talked about whether the British guy was a ruffian or mentally retarded.

While the protagonist's uncle and the husband are smoking between the carriages, the wife of the husband and wife is staring sadly at the photo of the suddenly dead child without saying a word. The British guy squeezed next to her and kept asking if she had killed her baby.

His wife glared at him with grief and anger, but the young man's skin was thicker than the city wall, and he said indifferently: No wonder you want to kill this child, and everyone who wants to kill him after giving birth to such an ugly child.

The wife immediately stood up excitedly, but because the British guy was sitting outside, she accidentally tripped and fell to the ground when she went out, and the photo of the child in her hand was actually torn in half.

"Hey, you can't blame me for that. Looking at the murderous eyes of his mother's wife, the young man immediately said in admittance.

Without saying a word, the wife got up and turned to leave, and the young man hastened to remind her that she was not on the side where her husband was smoking. The British guy who returned to his place. I actually regretted saying to myself: "Did I go too far just now?"

At that moment, something slammed into the train window.

The young man was stunned for a moment, and when he looked up, a trace of blood was slowly flowing down the glass window.

He immediately became confused in his mind, and hurriedly got up and ran to the other side of the carriage where his wife had just left. He was shocked to find that the doors used to get on and off the passengers were actually open, and the picture of the baby torn in half fell to the ground.

The husband who came back with the main character's uncle immediately noticed that his wife was missing! he turned to the only young man sitting in the carriage, "Yes, I saw it." She jumped out of the car five minutes ago, hitting her head on the glass over there. The young man said the cruel truth nonchalantly.

This immediately made the husband angry, "You TM are mentally retarded!" The angry husband immediately went all over the train to find his wife.

"Okay, stick your head out and you'll see your wife, her blood still dripping from the window. The young man's nonchalant nonsense makes it difficult to arouse interest, but the protagonist uncle turned his head to look out the window, but was immediately stunned to find that there were really two rows of blood stains outside the window.

"Don't look at me, I told you five minutes ago. The lad shrugged unconcernedly.

When the protagonist uncle heard this, he was shocked and immediately got up and pulled down the emergency brake of the train.

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In the train station where the emergency stop came, several policemen came, and of course they were also dressed as British policemen. In order to create a British feel in general, Sid asked the actors from England to act as art directors on an interim basis, helping to point out the mistakes and omissions of the set set and costume designers.

"She behaved strangely as soon as she came up, and cried like a madman. The young man said to the policeman who came to inquire about the train with his mouth full of mouth, as if the whole thing had nothing to do with him, and he also gave the police the picture of the baby he had picked up.

After questioning the transcript, the policeman looked at the British guy with some confusion: "Have I seen you somewhere?"

The young man shook his head in denial.

After the police leave, the protagonist's uncle sees the husband who is talking to the police outside the window, and is frightened by the silk scarf given by a police officer, and suddenly falls to his knees in grief.

Looking at her grief-stricken husband who was kneeling on the ground, the protagonist's uncle suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.

The train started again, and the British guy leaned on the window like a brain-dead and waved goodbye to the police exaggeratedly, and the policeman who interrogated them waved helplessly.

He hurriedly shouted to the policemen beside him, "Stop this train, and let everyone have their guns ready!"

The train swayed again, and after the loss of the couple, the whole train seemed even more deserted, and the protagonist's uncle had a gloomy expression, and the British guy couldn't help but roll his eyes: "God, are you really so sentimental, you don't even know that woman." ”

But this time, no matter what the British guy said, the protagonist's uncle had a gloomy face. "Well, a friend of mine was killed last night, do you see me crying like a pen?" the guy couldn't help but shout, but the protagonist didn't believe it at all.

"Oh, yes, I love to be funny, my mom was just murdered. I'm so funny. The young man shouted words that stunned the protagonist's uncle.

"You don't look sad at all?" asked the protagonist's uncle, stunned.

"Ugh. The young man shrugged, "She's not the best woman either, and we're going to have to get on with it." ”

"My wife died last night. The protagonist's uncle told his biggest secret with tears in his eyes. After speaking, he could no longer hold back the sorrow in his heart, and tears kept flowing down.

The British guy hurriedly comforted the uncle, but this only made the uncle grow from sadness to anger: "I don't believe in God anymore, I don't believe anymore." Start today. ”

"Why? How do you ...... today? Oh, by the way, your wife and the 'Lady of the Train'. But that's not God's fault, and he can't be everywhere at the same time. The young man's words made the uncle laugh sadly, and seeing that the protagonist Uncle was finally no longer sad, the young man hurriedly promoted his story of the "poured cow" again.

The protagonist's uncle wiped away his tears, nodded and agreed with an indifferent attitude.

The British guy immediately took off his coat excitedly and began to tell this absurd and weird funny story.