Chapter Fifty-Eight: All-Star Weekend Continued
After explaining the reason, Billups denounced Lamar even louder, why didn't he call himself such a good thing, and didn't regard himself as a brother? Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
It wasn't until Lamar flushed the toilet again that Billups' complaint was over!
By the time Lamar crawled out of the toilet again, it was almost afternoon.
Ten minutes later, Lamar walked out with a relaxed face, but before he could settle down, his damn stomach began to haunt him, and Lamar rushed into the WC again like a wind!
Poor Lamar spent most of the morning in the toilet, but fortunately there was no training or competition during the day today. By the time Lamar crawled out of the toilet again, it was almost afternoon, and he was still going to participate in the night's game anyway!
The three-point contest and the dunk contest were held on the same day, and it was over last night. As for why the All-Star Game is not the same as before, on the same day, in fact, it is essentially hoping to earn more tickets and broadcast fees, who said that the slam dunk contest has always attracted so much attention, and the tickets are worth the money?
Stern is already thinking about whether he is making a game hype in the future, it is better to divide it into two halves, sell the two broadcasts separately, and there can be advertisements in the middle, so isn't the American knife beckoning to him. Stern now considers himself a genius.
When Billups and Lamar Brown just walked into the arena, Lamar suddenly felt that his stomach was starting to make a revolution again!
Needless to say, Lamar hurriedly ran to find WC, fortunately he didn't walk a few steps to arrive, otherwise he would probably be caught by the security guards and punished with open defecation, so it would be a lot of fun.
Carter and Hardaway saw Billups and Lamar as they entered. Then I saw Lamar running away in a panic, and asked curiously: "Hey, Chauncey, what's wrong with Lamar? So panicked, are you really going to go to the girl?"
Billups was a little embarrassed at this time, did he want him to say that Lamar had a bad stomach yesterday, and that he was now making his greatest contribution to the fertility of the land!
Then Lamar knew that he said this, and Billups would not be able to see the sun tomorrow. So, Billups, who had an idea, immediately came up with a great idea, a very good one.
He said to Carter, "Well, here's the thing, it's all Lamar's love debts! His two girlfriends called at the same time, which was bad enough, but it happened that another woman was looking for him everywhere at this time. Lamar had to go to the toilet to answer the phone. ”
Carter and Hardaway immediately changed their views on Lamar, it turned out that this was the master of pickling girls! At the same time, they were found by three girls, and they could still deal with it freely! It was simply a love saint in the world, and the two who made up their minds were ready to find a time to discuss the problem of pickling girls with Lamar, how to step on n boats and not fall overboard.
The miserable people who heard them talking next to him now worship Lamar even more! Looking at the direction of the toilet, he thought to himself: "Idols deserve to be idols! Even pickled girls soak three at a time." "If it weren't for the fact that Europe and the United States respect personal privacy, it is estimated that Lamar would have been asked to sign in the toilet this time.
After Lamar finally made sure that he had emptied his stomach, he pressed the flush switch with satisfaction, and thought to himself: "Lao Tzu just won the slam dunk contest yesterday, if I show my face in the game again today! ”
With this in mind, Lamar walked out of the bathroom. When he walked out, one of them happened to walk in. This guard from the Utah Jazz has neither a tough defense, nor the ability to break through with the ball, nor those strong bodies, he only has excellent shooting skills, his shooting action is actually not too standard, but the shooting speed is extremely fast, the shooting rate is even more amazing, and the shooting range covers almost the entire half.
At this time, Hornacek also clearly had Lamar in mind, and smiled kindly, white Europeans are not as xenophobic as blacks.
As soon as Lamar walked into the game, the feeling came up again, and Lamar had no choice but to turn around and hurriedly run to the toilet. Lamar's strange behavior also instantly attracted the attention of the on-site camera, and the photographer followed professionally, and the director also cut the camera to this camera.
So Lamar's lace news came out again, and they saw Lamar facing a person of the opposite sex, and then this beauty pounced on Lamar, and this beauty was Kim Kardashian. What's even more bloody is that Kim saw Lamar and instantly pounced on him and offered his own fragrant kiss.
Kurt sourly explained: "Lamar won the championship, and Lamar also won the beauty! Lamar really made a lot of money!"
Lamar swears he just came out to find the bathroom, and he just happened to see Kardashian's, and he really couldn't help it. In such a situation, everyone's emotions are mobilized, and they want to witness the advent of the bloody sitcom. But Lamar, whose stomach was already hurting to the point that he couldn't do it, immediately made a choice, and he ran away as fast as he could!
Kim was immediately stunned on the spot! What is the situation? Could it be that this guy is a playboy, and he will not admit it if he eats and wipes it clean? But there is no need to slip away! Fortunately, Kim still looked at the direction Lamar left, and looked at the place where Lamar was running away, and Kim also laughed!
Finally, the All-Star Game has come to the last and most important moment, the All-Star Game!
It can be said that the All-Star Game is a standard to test whether a player is excellent, of course, it does not mean that you are a good player if you play well in the All-Star Game, but that being selected as an All-Star proves that you are already a first-line star, which is the accumulation of long-term strength, and the results of one or two games cannot be exchanged for the votes of the audience, and only long-term stable performance can be recognized.
It is worth mentioning that before the end of the All-Star vote, Carter broke out at a high level in several consecutive games, which brought him a lot of votes, while Lamar, who was still a rookie, could only watch Carter's votes swishing up in frustration but he couldn't do anything.
Of course, Lamar's depression is not limited to this, his good brother Shaq O'Neill also unkindly sprinkled a handful of salt on his wounds.
As we all know, O'Neal is very lazy, very lazy! In the regular season and the playoffs, he is simply two concepts, O'Neal has never been full attendance for a season in his career, especially after becoming famous, he will play fifty or sixty games in 82 games in the regular season, this is just a casual play, and he will not use a few successes, but this time O'Neal changed his normal behavior in a few games before the All-Star Weekend and broke out well.
As a result, the poor Nuggets caught up with this bad luck, of course, the most unlucky was the Nuggets center Lafrentz, who was bumped around by a fat man all over the court, and was slapped with a few big hats one after another, and was suppressed by the sharks in the whole court and only scored 4 points and 3 baskets. And the shark was furious with La Frentz chrysanthemum, cutting down 40 + 20 strong data, both the result and the process La Frenz was given by O'Neill.
Originally, this poor baby had the opportunity to participate in the All-Star Game, but he was lost in popularity by O'Neal, and he didn't even fulfill his wish to participate in an All-Star Game. After that game. Lafrenz cursed the people who had written the schedule countless times. It was they who let the Nuggets come to touch the Lakers at this time, making themselves unsafe.
It was not only Lafrentz who was hurt, O'Neal successfully squeezed Kevin Garnett, who had just fallen from the top of the list, to become the second place in the vote, and Lamar could only obediently endure Shaq's cynicism, watching himself cry alone in the fifth vote position, who called himself not a defender? Otherwise, he could have started.
Before the game, O'Neal approached Lamar: "Hey, have you figured out how to play?"
"Isn't it okay to go out?" Lamar replied curiously.
"Just go out like this,! What will the newspaper write tomorrow? Lamar, it seems that you still have a lot to learn! You must know that our existence is related to the life of the media!" O'Neill said very emotionally.
"I think it's related to your advertising costs, right?" Lamar pointed out O'Neill's intentions.
O'Neill smiled and said, "Is there money for everyone to earn together?"
Then he whispered his plan in Lamar's ear: "We're going to ....... this way."
Finally, in the loud roar of the host, the star was ready to play, only to see a group of men in black rushing in from both sides, and then standing on both sides of the pose, two tall men in black walked out with big cigars in their mouths, wearing sunglasses like two enlarged versions of the terminators.
Stimulated by the music, the two of them flew their hats and threw them to reveal their true colors, naturally these two were O'Neill and Lamar, and then the music suddenly changed to fast-paced street rock. The two big men were bouncing to the music, O'Neill twisting his muscular ass, and Lamar even made a few surprising slides.
The performance of the two was praised by all the audience, although their performance was worthless in the eyes of professional actors, but the audience didn't care, this is what they wanted to see, the gimmick of the NBA's No. 1 live Bao O'Neal and the new live Bao Lamar dancing together is still very marketable. Mr. David Stern now thinks Lamar is more and more cute, and he is very happy!
As the two danced, the other players also played, but Starlight was suppressed by the two.
However, the game that began soon interrupted everyone's desire to continue.