In the afternoon, the art show started on the stage set up in the open air, the sun was big, the sun was very abundant, and fortunately it was already autumn, and the two in coats would not be hot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

They have two shows, one in the middle, after the skit is over, it is time for them to play, and the host of this show is the deputy director, a middle-aged man with a big belly.

Hearing his name called, He Xiangdong hurriedly went up with Xue Guo, set up a small table on the stage, covered it with a cloth bib, and placed folding fans, waking wood, and handkerchiefs on it in turn.

is still talking about traditional cross talk, this paragraph is called "Tethered Doll", which was also a very famous and popular good joke back then, and then no one performed it on the purified stage.

It was He Xiangdong who asked for this joke, Xue Guo is a very easy-going person, he will also do this joke, so he agreed, and this time he also gave He Xiangdong a measure of work.

Xue Guo is a professional comedy actor. The teasing in cross talk is like this, there is no distinction at the beginning, and the twelve homework of cross talk requires that you can be teasing and can come to the group, which is called teasing. So at first, it was the master and uncle who measured the work for the younger generations, and when they shared the money, they took a large portion.

Later, in the later period of the old society, it has slowly evolved into a professional, professional teasing, professional teasing, teasing can't come, teasing can't come, he can only come to the same, this is a professional teasing actor.

There are also advantages, specializing in a certain aspect, the control of skills improves faster and more professionally. The disadvantage is that the skills are not comprehensive enough, and there are many people who are famous and famous, so he thinks that the praise is staining his own light, but he has opened a small share of the praise, and some have even reached two or eight open, and the praise takes two.

But there are many cross talk seniors who have fallen out over this matter, and some partners who have cooperated well have also broken up because of this, which is a pity. There is also a traditional joke in cross talk called "On Tease", which is about this matter.

came to the stage and bowed, and the audience was very face-saving and burst into warm applause. There were two connected microphones on the stage, and a large speaker was placed next to it.

He Xiangdong said: "Next, our brothers will tell you a paragraph." ”

Xue Guo said, "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong began to answer, and now there are still many audiences whose minds are still on the last show, so they have to take it: "What I just performed for you is a sketch, called "Part-time Job", and the performance is very good." ”

Xue Guo stood diagonally, looked at He Xiangdong, held it and said, "Yes, it's good." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "This sketch is different from our cross talk. ”

"Eh, tell me what's different. ”

He Xiangdong said: "This sketch, he got it in the form of a short play, it is a physical object, there is a desk, a cabinet, a sofa, and a bed......"

"Wait a minute. Xue Guo hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong and asked suspiciously, "Which sketch has a bed in it?"

He Xiangdong also pretended to be innocent: "Just the one on the TV, the videotape, there are two or three people, and then there is a table, and a bed, a small skit ......"

So many viewers in the audience laughed, and this attention was suddenly pulled over, and even the sketch actors who had just left the stage couldn't stop laughing.

"Ouch, don't talk nonsense, it's not. Xue Guo hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong, who was talking nonsense.

He Xiangdong said: "No, it's okay if it's not." There is a difference between our cross talk and sketches, just two people stand in front of you, just one mouth, there are no other props or characters, all the scenes and plots are described by us with one mouth, which is difficult. ”

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, it's not easy." ”

He Xiangdong said: "So our line of work is called pretending to be a writer and pretending to be martial arts, which is like a big show." ”

"Eh, that's it. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "So you have to support us more. Come to the stage, first introduce yourself, my name is He Xiangdong, a small cross talk artist, I opened a small cross talk garden in the International Trade Building in Fengtai District, called Xiangjia Society, performing cross talk conferences, everyone has time to go to the stage. ”

Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong and said with a smile: "This is the beginning of advertising." ”

He Xiangdong was also laughing, this person laughed like Maitreya Buddha: "I will also advertise for you, this one standing next to me is going to be grandly introduced, this is called Xue Guo, this is a great figure in the cross talk world." ”

"I don't dare to say that. Xue Guo waved his hand.

He Xiangdong said: "You are the richest person in the cross talk world. ”

Xue Guo: "Hey, don't mention the money. ”

He Xiangdong said enviously: "Thanks to you, you have a good father with a lot of money." ”

Xue Guo said: "The old man made some money, but not so much. ”

He Xiangdong pointed at him and said, "Modest, humble." Who doesn't know that your Xue Guo's father, Old Man Wang, is a well-known rich man in Beijing. ”

"Wait a minute, my surname is Xue, and my father's surname is Wang?" Xue Guo was anxious.

The audience is also laughing, traditional cross talk pays attention to flat and stable, shaking the burden is not shaking, it must go through enough foreshadowing, and it must be stable, so the performance of actors with a relatively high level on the stage is very stable, step by step, not in a hurry, spread layer by layer, and then shake, this is a skill.

He Xiangdong glanced at the audience in the audience, and his heart was much more stable, and the burden could be sounded, which is good, the cross talk performance is adjusted by watching the audience at any time, so watching in front of the TV and watching it on the spot is a completely different feeling, and the high-level cross talk actors will adjust their rhythm and tone at any time according to the reaction of the audience, in order to achieve the best effect.

He Xiangdong asked: "Oh, your father's surname is not Wang, so what is your father's surname?"

Xue Guo said: "My surname is Xue, and my father must also be surnamed Xue." ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Oh, Old Man Xue." ”

Xue Guo said: "That's right. ”

He Xiangdong said again: "Old man Xue is a rich man, he has earned a lot of money. ”

Xue Guo waved his hand and said, "Don't mention the money." ”

He Xiangdong praised: "It's so rich, others have given your father a nickname, called Xue Hemisphere." ”

Xue Guo was puzzled: "What does this hemisphere mean?"

He Xiangdong explained: "Your father's wealth is spread halfway around the world. ”

"Such a hemisphere. ”

He Xiangdong also greeted him, and said in a long voice: "Eh, so you have a father half the world." ”

"Not so much. Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him back.

He Xiangdong was finished, pointed to the bottom with his finger, and waved: "This is all your father." ”

The audience responded enthusiastically, applauding and applauding loudly, wherever He Xiangdong's hand was extended, it was burning.

Xue Guo was also taken aback by the reaction at the bottom, this was too enthusiastic, he hurriedly said: "Not so many, just one." ”

In the past few years, I have heard all the cross talk of the party, how have I heard such an exciting thing, the audience is so happy, even Luo Minglang, the owner of the garment factory, laughed and was addicted.