Chapter Thirty-Six: The Crossing of the Flesh and the Body
In short, after some twists and turns, Chen Xuanzang finally came out of the prison in Quanyang County, and when he set off again, everything was as usual except for his mouth was a little crooked.
In the scripture-learning team without the white dragon horse, the sand monk is responsible for pulling the car, the car is piled with salutes and monkeys, Bajie is responsible for playing a fan for Chen Xuanzang, and the monkey is responsible for posing on the car.
Chen Xuanzang, who had a crooked mouth, walked at the front of the team, with a bitter expression.
"Alas, my true scripture!" Chen Xuanzang's hand grasped a stack of scattered pages, "The Great Day Rulai True Scripture" became this ghost after walking in the hands of the county order, Chen Xuanzang wanted to cry without tears, and the monkey hid his merit and fame.
The team drove westward, and after half a day's work, they reached the edge of a large river.
"After crossing this river, you will leave the border of Great Xia. Chen Xuanzang shook his spirits, took out the nine-ring tin staff and eight-treasure robe from under the monkey's buttocks, dressed up and bowed to the position of the Great Xia Imperial Capital, and then saluted the boatmen who were attracted by his strange behavior with a solemn face, "Poor monk Chen Xuanzang, if you want to go to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures and save the world, please also ask the boatmen to make it convenient and borrow one or two." ”
As soon as these words came out, the crowd dispersed, and Chen Xuanzang stood in place, and the expression on his face froze in place.
"Ten wen for crossing the river! Ten wen for one person! Another cargo is counted!" a boatman shouted.
Chen Xuanzang looked at Sha Seng.
"Master, don't look at me! I can't take anyone!" the sand monk raised his head like a rattle, "And, do you want to cause panic?"
Indeed, if the sand monk showed his original form, it would inevitably scare a large number of people.
Chen Xuanzang looked at the uncle-like monkey again.
The monkey held a branch in his mouth and completely ignored Chen Xuanzang.
"Alas. Chen Xuanzang sighed and was about to beg for the nearest boatman, when Bajie pulled his sleeve.
"Master, why don't you look at me?" Bajie applied a thick foundation, which was very charming, so that Chen Xuanzang had nowhere to look at it.
"Good, look at your senior brother, go back as a teacher. Chen Xuanzang shook off Bajie's hand.
"This fellow!" he waved at the boatman as he stepped onto the boatman's boat.
Three seconds later, Chen Xuanzang was thrown down.
"Poor to death, want to take the overlord ship, dream!" the boatman scolded.
"Master, how are you?" Bajie hurriedly helped Chen Xuanzang up, and at the same time he pointed at the boatman with the small fan in his hand, "It's so rude~! It's really annoying~!"
Before Chen Xuanzang could feel how much pain there was in his body, he first got goosebumps.
"Look at your senior brother, run for the teacher again. Chen Xuanzang put aside Bajie's hand and changed to a ship as a target.
Three seconds later, he threw himself down the street again.
"Look at me touching them with love!" Before Bajie's support arrived, Chen Xuanzang got up, and after three seconds and three seconds, he hit the street for the third time.
"For the sake of the teacher, it's better to cross the body or the flesh. Chen Xuanzang stopped Bajie who ran over with a solemn face.
The experience-learning team went into the water, and there were waves in the water, and there were undercurrents at the bottom of the waves.
"Help!" Chen Xuanzang was swept down.
"Senior brother, the master was swept away by the waves!" said Sha Monk.
The monkey glanced at him: "See." ”
Sha Seng was anxious: "He's shouting for help!"
The monkey covered his face: "Senior Brother Sha, are you a fish or am I a fish?"
Sha Seng patted his head: "Oh!"
He took on his original form, and a fierce man plunged into the river.
A quarter of an hour later, the scripture-learning team re-landed, and the strange fish incarnated by the sand monk opened its mouth and spit Chen Xuanzang to the ground.
"Gross. Chen Xuanzang couldn't stop spitting out water, looking like he was about to die.
"Monster, monster!" The strange fish incarnated by the sand monk is too eye-catching, and the action of the scripture-learning team entering the river to toss is even more unignotable, and the boatmen gathered one after another, each holding a harpoon to surround Chen Xuanzang and others.
Chen Xuanzang forced himself to stand up before he could vomit: "Calm down, everyone! We are actually a professional exorcism team! They are all my demons! I ......."
He no longer calls himself a "poor monk", but that doesn't work, no one wants to listen to him when he calls himself a "poor monk", and no one wants to listen to him when he doesn't call himself a "poor monk."
Everyone's attention was focused on the strange fish that the sand monk had turned into, and the daring boatman had already begun to greet the sand monk with a harpoon.
"Plop!"
According to his original temper, he could have done something to swallow all these people in his stomach, but now he has taken refuge......
So he flicked his tail and leaped in.
So the harpoons pointed at Chen Xuanzang again.
"Demon!" said one of the boatmen to him, "I knew from the first sight that you were not a good thing!"
"Demon!" the words of the boat family, Chen Xuanzang was pointed out by thousands of people.
"Listen to me, everyone!" Chen Xuanzang's face was ugly, he looked at the monkey for help, and the monkey was still sitting on the car with Erlang's legs crossed, "I'm not a demon!"
"Human, demon!" said the boatman.
"I'm not a demon either!" Chen Xuanzang defended.
"The man of the demons, the demons!" The boatman's understanding is good, their execution is better, and more than one harpoon has been pressed against Chen Xuanzang's throat.
"Okay, okay, I'm a human demon! I'm a human demon!" Chen Xuanzang gave in, "Can you put the guy down first?"
"No!" the boatman said in unison.
Seeing that Chen Xuanzang was about to die, he suddenly ......
"Smack. ”
"Oh, my money has fallen! Let Jean, my silver has fallen to the ground!"
A discordant note forced its way into the crowd, and the crowd was confused for a while, and then pushed and shoved each other.
"Ahh
The sages once said: Pushing and shoving is going to cause accidents. No, I don't know which one pushed which boatman, and which one of the boatmen hit which boatman's body, under the chain reaction, but when he heard a miserable scream, flowers bloomed on Chen Xuanzang's neck.
He clutched his neck and fell backwards.
"Master, how are you, master!" Bajie helped Chen Xuanzang, Chen Xuanzang covered his neck with one hand and rolled his eyes.
"Who! Who hit me?"
The boatman who saw the red harpoon in his hand looked around, and a young man dressed in rivers and lakes stood up from the ground.
"It's okay, it's okay. He held a silver ingot, and smiled.
"Yo! Guest officer!" The boatman immediately smiled when he saw the silver, and casually threw the blood-stained harpoon in his hand and greeted him, "Are you going to cross the river? My boat is the largest and most luxurious here, and it will definitely match your identity!"
He was joined by the monkey, and the monkey was the one who came first.
"Didn't I tell you to stay cool, why are you following again?" the monkey asked the young man.
The young man was naturally Mo Ye, but he just changed out of the yamen dress: "I think the west is cool, so naturally I want to go west." ”