Sitting in a small restaurant, Shi Lei angrily asked for ten catties of crayfish, in fact, it is now past the best season to eat crayfish, and the meat of crayfish is not so full, but every time Shi Lei eats one, it is like taking revenge on the scepter, eating gnashing his teeth, and the soup is flowing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the blink of an eye, a bunch of lobster shells appeared in front of him, and Shi Lei finally felt a bit of pleasure for revenge, or, in fact, he had finally returned his soul until now, and was no longer surrounded by the fear brought by the unnatural mysterious power.

Looking at the large pile of lobsters left, Shi Lei finally woke up, and he realized a very serious problem.

I ordered so many lobsters and drank two bottles of beer, but no matter how hard I tried, I was afraid that I would not be able to eat the remaining crayfish alone. With so much left, the damn scepter wouldn't treat this piece of wasted crayfish as a non-quota expense, would it......?

Shi Lei quickly calculated how much the remaining crayfish was worth, it seemed that there were still six or seven catties, and he ordered high-quality crayfish, 68 catties, at least four hundred yuan. Compared with the amount of 20,000 yuan, it is only 2 percent, but even 1/10,000 is not enough, in case it is just a key part that is erased at that time......

No, Shi Lei has not tasted the taste of a woman, and he must not become a ...... There is no one below, commonly known as a eunuch.

didn't care about his greasy hands, Shi Lei dialed the phone number of his buddy in the same bedroom.

It was about one o'clock in the middle of the night, and the three guys had all gone home for the weekend, and they called two in a row, but no one answered, and there was no doubt that these two people were muted and couldn't be heard.

Only the last one remains.

Zhang Wei, you must answer the phone, if you don't answer, my brother will die.

The phone rang three times, and Zhang Wei answered impatiently: "There is something to say, there is a fart, Lao Tzu will have a copy!"

Thankfully, this product hasn't slept yet, his home is not far from the school, and he is a guy who is extremely keen on eating, not to mention the next copy, Shi Lei simply suspects that even if this product is lying on the girl, as long as he hears that there are crayfish to eat, and it is a large number of crayfish, unlimited crayfish, he will definitely "withdraw" immediately and rush over.

"I'm eating crayfish, do you want to have some?" Shi Lei said slowly.

Zhang Wei became more and more impatient: "Are you willing to eat crayfish? Now crayfish are not cheap, you won't have a few paws left to cough with Lao Tzu, right? I don't bother to tell you more, hang up...... Mage, mage, why don't you give Lao Tzu back to the blue quickly......"

Shi Lei was anxious, for fear that the other party would hang up the phone, and yelled at the phone: "Now there are countless crayfish piled up in front of my brother, and there is enough beer, the moonlight restaurant at the school gate, if you can't see your person within fifteen minutes, my brother will dump the crayfish in the garbage heap!"

"Are you serious?" Zhang Wei hesitated visibly.

Shi Lei hung up the phone without saying a word.

Zhang Wei thought for a long time, and there was an angry roar next to him: ", that warrior, why don't you hurry up and give Lao Tzu a big move, Lao Tzu is not going to do it! Mage, add blood!"

The mouse in his hand was slapped heavily on the table, and Zhang Wei scolded angrily: "Little stone, if you lie to me, if you don't let Lao Tzu eat enough crayfish tonight, Lao Tzu will let you become a crayfish tomorrow!"

It didn't take fifteen minutes at all, and only eight minutes later, Zhang Wei's figure appeared in front of Shi Lei.

"Awesome my brother, what do you mean by this new hairstyle?"

Zhang Wei's thunderous voice sounded in Shi Lei's ears, Shi Lei had long been used to it, he pretended to touch his bald head in a chic manner, and said, "Cool!"

"Cool your sister, it's been a few months, I think you're heartburn, right? Fuck, you order so many crayfish, don't you want to be stimulated by anything, don't you? You also shaved your head, stone, tell me, do you have some terminal illness and are undergoing chemotherapy?"

Shi Lei picked up a crayfish and smashed it directly on Zhang Wei's face, of course Zhang Wei didn't really think that he was terminally ill, Shi Lei pointed to the stool opposite, and said lightly: "Sit." Seeing Zhang Wei sit down, Shi Lei said again: "Eat." ”

"You're not sick, are you? Why are you jumping out word by word?"

Shi Lei raised his wine glass and said, "Drink!"

Zhang Wei's nose twitched, smelling the pungent aroma of crayfish, and he couldn't care why Shi Lei was so strange anymore, picked up a bottle of beer, drank half a bottle with his neck up, and then rolled up his sleeves and rushed to the lobster. Looking at his eating appearance, he almost wanted to bury himself in the lobster pile.

Because of Zhang Wei's big stomach, the rest of the lobsters are not a problem at all, Shi Lei is very considerate and ordered another two catties, and Zhang Wei's eyes lit up with excitement, and even called Shi Lei interesting.

"Damn, it's been a long time since I've eaten so cool!" Zhang Wei finished the last lobster, sucked his fingers reluctantly, picked up the bottle, and drank the rest of the beer.

"You kid honestly, did you win the lottery?"

Shi Lei's nostrils turned to the sky, and he said disdainfully: "I told you earlier, I am a low-key rich second generation, and you don't believe it!"

"Hey, my brother is amazing, just you are a virtuous rich second generation? Isn't that Lao Tzu Obama's illegitimate son in China?"

Shi Lei shook his head solemnly and said, "Impossible!"

Zhang Wei asked stupidly, "Why?"

"Because, Obama is black!"

Zhang Wei was stunned, and then scolded: "Damn!" and reported the middle finger to Shi Lei.

It was so late, so it was naturally inconvenient to go home, so the two went back to the dormitory shoulder to shoulder.

When he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Zhang Wei thought about it, the crayfish meal between the two of them just now, plus a case of beer, was enough to eat Shi Lei for nearly 1,000 yuan, which is obviously abnormal, who doesn't know that Shi Lei's living expenses are only 15,000 yuan a month?

The door of the dormitory opened, Zhang Wei hesitated to turn his head and looked at Shi Lei seriously, startling Shi Lei.

"What are you going to do? Although I have invited you to eat a meal of crayfish, you don't have to promise yourself, my brother likes women! Beautiful women with long legs, thin waists and big breasts!"

Zhang Wei ignored Shi Lei's stinky poverty, but asked hesitantly: "Stone, you can't really be a rich second generation, right?"

Shi Lei's nostrils turned to the sky, snorted, and walked into the dormitory with his toes high.

Zhang Wei looked at his virtue, shook his head, and scolded: "Malegobi, how can this kid be a rich second generation, Lao Tzu is also blind." With that, he threw himself into his bunk, didn't bother to take off his clothes, directly covered the quilt, and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

Shi Lei sat on the edge of the bed, and it was not so easy for him to really digest everything he had encountered in the past week. Just now he had forgotten about these momentarily, but now, there was no other sound in the dormitory except Zhang Wei's snoring, and everything was presented in his mind in detail.

Silently downloaded an account book APP on his mobile phone, and Shi Lei honestly recorded the amount of money he had just eaten crayfish to settle the bill.

Either way, from now on, try to distinguish as much as possible which money can be counted towards the limit and what money cannot be counted. It's not that reliable, but it's better than doing nothing.

After spending more than eight hundred, there are still more than nineteen thousand one hundred left, and Ming'er will go to buy clothes again.

Oh no, go buy a fashion magazine first and find out what brands of clothes are more expensive!

With all kinds of reverie, Shi Lei finally fell asleep in a drowsy state under the influence of alcohol.