"Where is this?" Nobunaga and I landed on the ground and looked around, there were some farmsteads.

Tojo Nobunaga wanted to kill my eyes: "Bastard, give me the clothes." ”

"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot about it. "I immediately handed the clothes to Nobunaga Tojo.

"Pants. Tojo Nobunaga uttered another sentence.

I smiled, didn't immediately hand over my pants, and asked, 'Tojo, look. There's a big tree there, let's go up and take a break. ”

Tojo Nobunaga knew what I was going to do when he saw me with such a rippling smile, and he was extremely resentful, if he hadn't taken illegal drugs and poison in his body, he wouldn't have been pinched like an ant, Tojo Nobunaga directly grabbed the pants in my hand. Put on.

"This should be a bend. Tojo Nobunaga glanced at me contemptuously, "Let's learn more geography or something in the future." ”

"I'm here. "I was a little shocked, I wanted to come to Wanwan to see it, but I didn't expect to fall and bring me here.

Soon. My phone rang, my sister called, asked about my situation, I looked at it, I don't know where it is, however, my sister said that now we are in Wanwan, by the way, you just take care of Tojo Nobunaga.

After hanging up my sister's phone, I said, "It's really Wanwan, but it's so late, where are we going to stay?" There are no hotels in this vicinity. ”

"Just find a place to live. Tojo Nobunaga said. "Give us some money, the villagers here still let us stay for one night. ”

I scratched my hair and said a little embarrassed: "We are all martial artists, it's not good to disturb people, otherwise, we can just live outside, you see, that tree, so big, I'll carry you up." Be your patron saint. ”

Tojo Nobunaga glanced at me and said vigilantly, "I'm sorry, I like to sleep in bed, so you might as well sleep on a tree by yourself." ”

"Oh well. "I can only agree, I didn't expect that it would be quite difficult for me to talk to Tojo Shuzhen, and after a while, Tojo Nobunaga and I came to the front of a two-story house, which is estimated to be relatively wealthy in the village, and I knocked on the door. After a while, a middle-aged man came out to open the door, and when he saw me and Tojo Nobunaga, he was stunned for a moment: "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

"Uncle, we are lost, we just came out of the mountains, and we want to borrow a night at your house, of course, to give you money" I immediately took out the wallet from my pocket, and then drew two Grandpa Mao to this uncle.

"You're from Shenzhou, huh. The Wanwan man immediately looked at me with a very unfriendly look.

"Yes, I'm here from Shenzhou. I smiled and said, "It's night, so can you spend the night?"

"No, I don't like you Shenzhou people here, so let's go. The uncle said indifferently, "You Shenzhou people are very rude to travel to our Wanwan country. ”

"Grass mud horses. I put my wallet away and said.

"What are you talking about, boy?" the Wanwan man immediately became angry, and his eyes widened at me.

Tojo Nobunaga was also quite surprised, isn't it a good thing to say, why is he scolding? Although he said that he would not stay overnight, this place is still quite big, and it is okay to go to other places.

"I scolded you, you are deaf, you can't hear. After speaking, I kicked the man in the stomach here, and the man didn't expect me to kick people, rolling on the ground, "Mom, I hate you people the most, have you ever studied history, although I only have a high school education, but this Wanwan is our Shenzhou, obviously a city, you say a country, you are stupid." ”

The man stood up and clutched the place where I had been kicked, "You wait, call the police." ”

"Call the police, uncle. "I went up and gave him a kick, and this time I kicked it with a bit of force, and kicked it straight in front of the man's hall.

What fell was a mouthful of blood, and he almost passed out.

After seeing me kick people, a few people came out of the hall, all of them copied guys, but is this useful for me, the man shouted loudly, kill him, this Shenzhou man is coming to rob our home.

"Don't chirp. "I didn't have the leisure to play games with the countrymen, and I slapped the wall, and the solid wall directly recessed a handprint of mine. The people who were going to rush up and fight with me saw me so perverted, and they just stood there stupidly, and they didn't dare to speak.

"Lao Tzu originally lived with you, but now I don't want to, one by one is so low, learn more history in the future. I said, "This is your car, bring the keys." ”

A man cowered and stepped forward and handed me the car keys.

"Remember, Wanwan is our Shenzhou, not a country, a city. "I started the car and let Nobunaga Tojo get in.

The car flew out of the door.

"I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic. Tojo Nobunaga sat in the passenger seat and said to me.

"You know, I've always been patriotic. "I turned on the navigation system.

"However, if we go out like this, I am afraid that it will not be long before the police find us. Tojo Nobunaga said.

"You're right, or let's find a place to stay. "I mention yì.

Tojo Nobunaga was afraid that I would mess with her, so he disagreed with my approach: "No. ”

I parked my car on the side of the road.

"What are you leaving?" said Tojo Nobunaga in surprise when he saw me turn off the fire.

"Wait for the police. I said.

"Wait for the police," Tojo Nobunaga didn't know what medicine I was buying, and said, "What are you going to do?"

"The police arrest us, then let's let him arrest him, let's go to the bureau to sleep together, so it's okay. I said.

Tojo Nobunaga smiled: "You are so humorous, you can drive, if the police come, I can come forward." ”

"You?" I gave her a suspicious look, "You're going to use a beauty trick?" "You'd better drive. Tojo Nobunaga said with a mature chest.

"No, wait here, I'm going to do something. I said.

Tojo Nobunaga was a little shocked: "Anzi, I warn you, you'd better not mess around again, when I recover my strength, there will be you to see." ”

"Yo, yo, you woman is so bold, dare to threaten me, when I was in the air just now, who was holding me, shouting and screaming so excited. ”

As soon as he said this, Tojo Nobunaga gritted his teeth.

"In the car, we do things, that's all. ”

I pounced.

"No, don't do that to me. ”

"No, you have to, the place that leads to your soul is a beautiful place. ”

"North nose. ”

"Ahh ”

And then there's the shake.

Shake it.

On the road.

In the middle of the night.

It's fun.

A piercing sound of vigilance rang out.

I'm halfway through my workout, so I can't help but let Tojo Nobunaga get dressed and pants first.

Tojo Nobunaga's whole face flushed.

"Look at you, how good your skin is now, take a look in the mirror, I really don't lie to you. I said.

Without waiting for Tojo Nobunaga to scold my mother, I got out of the car.

A police car drove up.

When they saw me, they stopped immediately.

"Good evening, Hello. "I greeted the two cops.

The two policemen were also accidental, after receiving the alarm, they set off, all the way over, thinking that the car had long been gone, who knew that they saw it halfway.

It is said that he is a native of Shenzhou and is said to know martial arts.

It seems to be very arrogant.

The two police officers in Wanwan were a little upset.

"Raise your hand, squat down, right away. ”

"Quick, or we'll shoot. ”

I raised my hand and shouted into the car, "Tojo, if you don't come out again, I'm going to do it, you just said that you came forward to solve it." “

Tojo Nobunaga replied in the car, "Your wife, I'm wearing pants." ”

I laughed, it was like what the herring fish said.

It seems that Tojo is angry.

"Mr. Policeman, I'm from Shenzhou. I said loudly, "I didn't hit anyone, I didn't steal a car." ”

"I want you to crouch, quick. A police officer said.

"The people of Shenzhou are so presumptuous when they come to us, hum. "A policeman was upset with my attitude.

The doors opened.

Tojo Nobunaga walked down.

The eyes of the policemen in the two bays lit up.

What a beautiful woman.

Just said wearing pants?

Could it be that these two people were snapping just now?

The two policemen immediately became jealous of me.

"There's nothing to do with you here, take the money back to that person. Tojo Nobunaga took out a few yen and threw them on the ground.

"Hey, who are you, you raise your hand too. A policeman said.

Tojo Nobunaga raised his eyebrows and walked over, and before the policeman could speak, Tojo said, "I'm from Toei, the Tojo family, Tojo Nobunaga, do you have an opinion?" "Ah, you're from Toei, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. “

"I'm so sorry, Miss Tojo. ”

The two bay police officers were like dogs seeing their owners.

"I'm cǎo, don't you want to be so exaggerated," I said depressedly, this is state discrimination.