Chapter 130: Kneel
The 20th anniversary of the commercial performance was very lively, and there were many friends in the entertainment industry, and there was a special TV station to record and broadcast this performance, and the number of clicks on the video on the Internet was also scary.
Next is the busy commercial performance time of Xiangwen Society, this year's commercial performance is very full, He Xiangdong can be said to have no leisure.
He Xiangdong also signed a recording and broadcasting contract with a well-known domestic video website, and all commercial performances of Xiangwen Society will be handed over to them for recording and broadcasting, and will be played to more people.
But like "Filling the Pit", it is all members-only. Spending money to listen to toys has been the case since ancient times.
In fact, if it is played as a public version, He Xiangdong can get more licensing fees or advertising shares, but he still insists on doing so.
Xiangwen Society has not sent tickets since the day it was founded, and now it is put on the Internet, and it is still the same.
The commercial show began.
This year is a global commercial performance, four commercial performance teams, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo led one, from Beijing all the way to the south, to Guangzhou, to Taiwan, to Singapore, then to Australia, and finally north to North America, then to Europe, and finally back to China.
Gao Ganglong and Guan Hong led a team, Gao Ganglong is now a big name, he has performed alone in China last year, the effect is very good, the audience praises him very much, he can already sell tickets alone.
This year, he is also going abroad to do a global tour, but he is the opposite of He Xiangdong, he started from Beijing to the Northeast, then performed from Europe to North America and then to Australia, and finally returned to China and performed all the way back to Beijing from the south.
This is the second one.
Jiang Ruda is now also in the climate, he is on "The Heart of the Laughing Craftsman", and "The Birth of a Comedian", he is also a corner in the Xiangwen Society, and he can also do commercial acting independently, but he is still a little bit away from overseas, and there is no problem in China.
He also led a team and played in big cities in China.
This is the third one.
There is also a performance that is brought together by the little corners of the Literary Society, such as Bai Dingtang, Xiao Wu, Xiao Si, Tao Fangbai and Li Geng, and Chen Jun is also in it.
They took out one alone, the appeal was still not enough, they couldn't sell tickets, and they couldn't afford to raise a few people, but it would be good to get together.
This is the fourth commercial performance team.
Before 2014, only He Xiangdong could do commercial performances in Xiangwen Society, and only He Xiangdong could do commercial performances in the entire cross talk industry, and it has only been more than two years, and Xiangwen Society has four commercial performance teams, and two of them go overseas.
The market has been good in the past two years, and how fast it has developed to the literary society.
The four commercial performance teams all moved, going to all parts of the motherland, and even countries on the earth, and the cross talk market was very lively.
Taking advantage of the background of the comedy era, and the east wind of the 20th anniversary of the Literary Society, the declining traditional art of cross talk has finally become completely lively.
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It's a hot July.
He Xiangdong's premiere in Taipei is over, and the next performance is in Singapore, and there are still a few days to go, He Xiangdong also returned to Beijing to recuperate.
There are also a lot of things in China, there are programs on the TV station that he wants to record, and the pit filling trip also has to be recorded, and Tingshuxuan has to go on a trip.
So don't look at the celebrities who look beautiful on the surface, in fact, they are all as tired as their grandsons, and they can only sleep on planes and trains.
Flyover Theatre.
He Xiangdong asked people to park the car in the parking space of the teahouse, and he brought a hat and fanned it.
Now that the sun outside is very poisonous, he just got out of the car for a few steps, He Xiangdong felt that it was too hot, so he hurriedly walked into the theater in three steps and two steps.
The waiter guarding the door was surprised: "He ...... Teacher He?"
He Xiangdong glanced at him and smiled: "As for being so surprised, haven't you seen me?"
"Not ......," the waiter wanted to explain.
But He Xiangdong smiled casually and went in.
The waiter shrunk his neck and hurried to the backstage.
The layout of the teahouse is that the entrance hall is for tea drinkers, and there are also several private rooms next to it. Then go inside to the theater, He Xiangdong naturally didn't come to drink tea, he walked inside, and arrived at the door of the theater in a few steps.
He Xiangdong planned to go backstage with a casual glance, but this glance at him made him completely stunned.
The two people standing on the stage and talking about cross talk are too different.
It was actually his son, Xiao He. There is also an apprentice of his Southern Character Department.
He Xiangdong was obviously stunned for a moment, and then took two steps forward.
There was a young man standing at the door to check the ticket, who was looking inward, but when he turned around and saw He Xiangdong, he almost didn't startle him.
He Xiangdong's brows furrowed, and his expression was solemn.
Stage.
Xiao He said eloquently: "Why can't I? Why can't I? Let me tell you, our family is a family heirloom." ”
"Which family, Xue Guo's family?" replied.
Xiao He sprayed: "you." ”
The audience was very face-saving, and laughter and applause came out.
"That's not what your dad said." ”
Xiao He said: "Can you manage it? You can also take care of the family affairs of the leader's family?"
Laughing.
Xiao He was still angry, and his fat face was full of anger: "Do you know why you said that cross talk has not been popular for so many years?"
He said, "I don't have a good father." ”
"Woo ......"
The audience burst into laughter.
Xiao He also smiled, he looked at him: "What did you say, you don't have a father?"
He said angrily: "I mean I don't have a father as good as your father." ”
Xiao He said: "I can't say that, although my father is very powerful, he is very strict with me. ”
He was skeptical, "Really?"
Xiao He said eagerly: "You still don't believe it." At that time, you didn't come, just your brothers lived in my house, and my dad came to check our homework every morning before dawn, and if he didn't meet the standard, he would be beaten, which was the most severe to me. ”
He still doesn't believe it: "Really?"
Xiao He said: "Yes, at that time, in the middle of winter, at four o'clock in the morning, the sky was not bright." My dad came into our house, and I slept with my buddies. My dad came over and picked us up at once, made us stand in a row, and he checked our homework one by one. ”
Tou nodded his head: "Hmm." ”
Xiao He pretended to be He Xiangdong and scolded: "Chen Jun, come here." ”
"This is the master brother." ”
Xiao He put his hands behind his back and pulled his face: "Recite the name of the dish, hurry up." ”
"Chen Jun woke up in the morning, and his mind was not clear. It's just a daze there. Xiao He learned Chen Jun: "Steamed lamb...... Steamed bear's paw ...... Well, I forgot. ”
He complained: "There will be two." ”
Xiao He said: "I'm angry with my father, bang, I kicked the wall with one kick." ”
Laughing was startled: "So ruthless?"
"That's right. Xiao He learned from He Xiangdong again: "Gao Youcheng, come over to me." ”
He said scarelessly: "Yo, our senior brother." ”
"You too, report the name of the dish, come. ”
Xiao He learned from Xiao Gao's twisted appearance: "Steamed lamb...... I...... I don't eat meat. ”
The audience laughs.
He also said: "Hey, this is not looking for a beating." ”
Xiao He learned He Xiangdong: "Bastard thing, there will be one, and there is a lot of." Bang, bang, a slap, and another kick to the side. ”
Tou was frightened: "This one hit harder." ”
Xiao He said: "Yes, there will be even less." Then it was my turn. ”
"And how are you doing?"
Xiao He lowered his head and said timidly: "Dad, I won't." ”
He said helplessly: "Yes, one won't, this can't be killed." ”
Xiao He learned He Xiangdong with his hands behind his back, he nodded, and then said softly: "Pay attention next time." ”
"Hahaha......" the audience laughed.
He Xiangdong at the door frowned slightly.
The second child, who was sitting in the background, finally hurried over, and the second child took two breaths, ran to He Xiangdong, and asked with a pant, "Master, why are you here?"
He Xiangdong turned his head to look at him.
The second child's expression froze, and his neck shrank in fright.
He Xiangdong snorted coldly and said, "I'll settle accounts with you later." ”
After that, He Xiangdong went backstage.
Xiao He finished speaking on the stage, and bowed several times to the audience triumphantly before reluctantly leaving.
When the door was handed over, Xiao He Chong raised his eyebrows excitedly for the two actors who were going to top the stage, and the two of them smiled wryly and looked at him with self-seeking eyes.
Xiao He didn't pay attention at all, and walked over directly.
Xiao He hummed a tune in his mouth, took off his clothes while walking, and went all the way to the backstage: "Why is it so quiet?"
Xiao He's mouth was still talking nonsense, but everyone was looking at it with ugly faces.
Xiao He was stunned for a moment, his eyes looked into the house, and he suddenly gasped, turned around and wanted to run.
"Stop. He Xiangdong said coldly.
These two words seemed to have magical power, and they fixed Xiao He's feet, making him dare not take another step forward.
"Get on your knees. He Xiangdong continued to speak coldly.
"Huh?" Xiao He turned around, his face ugly.
He Xiangdong raised his eyes to look at him, slapped the table with his hand, and bang, the table splashed with tea: "Kneel." ”
Everyone was taken aback, He Xiangdong rarely had such a big fire.
Xiao He was also frightened, and immediately knelt down, looking aggrieved, tears swirling in his eyes, and then falling down.
He Xiangdong stood up and said coldly: "When you think about what you are wrong, get up again." If you don't understand, then keep kneeling. “
After speaking, He Xiangdong turned his head and went out.
In the room, everyone looked at each other.
Seeing this, the second child hurriedly followed, and caught up with He Xiangdong in a few steps.
He Xiangdong didn't look back to know who was following behind, he asked, "Xiao Chen has come over and talked about cross talk a few times." ”
The second child replied: "Today, he took the stage for the first time." Today was supposed to be Wu Shanbao's work, but he gave his foot back in front of him, and I originally planned to change people. As a result, Xiao Chen was in the background, he said he could, and then ...... Master...... Don't blame Xiaochen, I was reckless. ”
He Xiangdong bowed slightly, didn't say a word, and left directly.