"Exciting, I was kidnapped, you know?"

"I heard the tortoiseshell say, you were dragged to the sky, and then your uncle also flew up, your mage's life is really exciting, you are so busy taking a bath, but what I want to know is not which god or demon you are fighting with in the sky, I am not interested in this topic, what I ask is, how old is your uncle?" Nangong Douling blushed for a moment, "I didn't see it." ”

"Really?"

"I saw the curly hair, oh my God, why am I telling you this? Nangong Douling sank down and covered his cheeks with water.

"You don't have it yourself, you're shy, pretend. ”

Nangong Douling ignored her, it was not a fake, looking at his own body and looking at Li Xuan's body were completely different things, seeing that the former had no waves, and seeing the latter must be flustered.

"You won't understand. His face was hot, and Nangong Doubell resurfaced.

"Of course I don't understand such an idiotic thing as a crush, I won't have a crush, if I like someone, I will say it bluntly, whether the other party agrees or not, I must seize the opportunity, just like a pre-sold perfume, you have to book it with a deposit first, in this way, the chance of buying it is relatively large, if you really can't buy it out of stock, then at least you have done your best, and you won't regret it. ”

Nangong Douling nodded, he learned another thing, he had a really rich time tonight.

"However, I don't have a crush on my uncle. I just admired him, I had a little bit of a good impression of him, and then there was only that, the friendship between me and him, the friendship of the same disciple......" she stiffened.

"No crush? The blind can see how much you like him, and he's still dead in front of me. I'm not your master, he's an old stubborn, I know, you can't tell the truth in front of him, otherwise you'll be scolded, but I'm your friend, you don't have to hide it from me, I won't laugh at you, I won't look down on you, I think it's normal to like someone. ”

"The blind man can see it, but he himself can't see it. ”

"I think he's deliberately ignoring, he's not stupid, he just doesn't want to step on your mines, don't think I only know him for two days, I don't know him, he definitely feels that you are very different from him, he is a little scared of you, I think, the more scared, the better it is. ”

"Yes, Mr. Suicao, please advise. ”

If he really doesn't feel anything about you, he won't guard against you at all, he will get along with you naturally, and treat you normally, but the more cautious and careful he is to keep his distance from you, this only shows a problem, he is worried that as soon as he approaches you, he will lose control, and then love you madly, and then like a volcanic eruption, it is irrepressible, surging, and finally swallows you in one bite, and then never lets you go, hugs you tightly in his arms, and kisses wildly and violently. ”

Suicao hugged her face, looking yearning, as if she was talking about her own business.

"Wow, that's a good analogy. Nangong Douling applauded in adoration, "It is worthy of being a big man with more than a dozen spare tires, and the affairs of men and women are analyzed so thoroughly, whether your truth is right or not, I don't know, I just think what you said makes me can't help but drool." Suicao patted her on the shoulder, "Although I don't have a spell, my skills in controlling men are first-class, even if the fox demon Chitose you said comes out to compete with me to hook men, it may not win me, to reach my realm of free retraction, you still need to study hard." I won't attack your uncle, because you are my friend, and I don't lack men, but if I make a move, no matter how strong your uncle is, I will definitely be able to make him falter and catch him. ”

"Thank you for your mercy. Nangong Douling thought to herself, could Li Xuan really not be able to resist the temptation of Suicao?

Seeing her sad face, Suicao laughed, "Don't worry, am I still human to pry your corner? You are my very important friend." ”

Nangong Douling said: "I think, Uncle Shi must have no special thoughts about me, otherwise, before I changed sex, with my outstanding appearance, how could he bear not to take the initiative to come and knock me down?" So, he's either a good guy or he doesn't care about me. ”

After saying that, she was a little bottomless, and repeatedly asked Suicao to determine whether she was ugly.

"How do you feel about yourself?" Suicao asked rhetorically, "You can't even see how beautiful or ugly you are?"

"Of course, I can see that every time I look in the mirror, I feel that I am as beautiful as a fairy, but my master says that I am ugly every day and has brainwashed me, sometimes I wonder if I am the only one in the world who thinks I am so beautiful?"

Suicao looked at her with a smile: "With this confidence, you have won a lot of women, to be honest, you are not ugly, you are very beautiful, just a little rustic, you go out with a pair of flip-flops all day long, I have never seen you wear lipstick, if you can restore your daughter's body, let me spend some effort to dress you up carefully, you must be as cute as a doll, you have a baby face, it is a little difficult to take the sexy route, but it is not impossible, and you don't necessarily have to pursue sexy, there are many men who like girls who don't grow up." The most terrible thing is that you are born a little heroic, when your eyes are serious and sharp, you are full of sexiness, and you can't distinguish between male and female, I don't know if men like it or not, anyway, I like you very much, every time you cast a spell, you can fascinate me, speaking of which, I finally remembered who you are like, Wang Zuxian in "A Chinese Ghost Story"!"

"Really? Describe me as such a top beauty, will I be beaten up if I publicize it? Why don't I think I'm like it?"

"Three points like her is enough for you to be cool for a lifetime, your eyebrows, eyes and face are very similar to her, a person like me who lacks nothing, there is no need to pat anyone's ass. Of course, your temperament is not able to climb her, it may be because you have practiced martial arts since you were a child, which causes you to be very heroic in your gestures, wearing a short skirt and sitting with your legs apart regardless of the occasion, which frightened me several times, and the elegance is almost insulated from you. ”

"You want me to be a lady? ”

"Your uncle is so gentle, how can he like a wild girl who doesn't know etiquette? For your uncle, please learn what is called everyone's beauty, when you are alone, pick your feet or pick your nostrils, in front of outsiders, you have to be like me, every action, every expression, you must be elegant and virtuous, impeccable, so that men want to marry home at a glance, understand?"

Nangong Douling nodded vigorously, "I understand, it's similar to fraud, you have to perform hard in front of people." "Alas, you still haven't understood the essence! Stupid! What is calling you a fraud? Don't talk about it!" Suicao was so angry that she left the hot spring early.