Huai Blade happily went home with a large number of frozen fish, completely unaffected by the fact that he met a stupid person. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

“…… Always sing the most dazzling oriental style, let the mother-in-law intermittent all the perverts, Fran's friends are always played badly, and I can't guess what is going on with my eyes closed!"

When he got home, he hummed a song while happily making his own sashimi.

The fish that had been frozen at just the right temperature turned into mouth-watering pieces of fish meat under the skillful knife technique of Huai Blade, and the pink lines were clearly visible, which made people move their fingers.

But that didn't end there, the sashimi wasn't cut yet, and the all-important sauce wasn't ready.

Huai Jian opened a small jar, a unique aroma of sauce spread, he carefully put the sauce on a small plate, and then put away the jar, but the aroma of the sauce did not disappear, but for a long time, which made people feel refreshed.

Huai Jian took a deep breath, narrowed his eyes in enjoyment, and turned around to take the kitchen knife to cut the sashimi.

When Huai Blade turned around, he found that a piece of fish was missing from the table.

There's a thief? Who is so daring?

Huai Jian turned around stiffly, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, what he hated most was that the ingredients were stolen when cooking, which was a great insult for a cook, just like Lan Xiang didn't have an excavator, and Wei Long didn't have spicy strips.

A kitten with two tails fled towards the door, like a fishy cat, but in fact it was a fishy cat, with a huge piece of fish meat in its mouth, which was incompatible with its own body.

Don't look at the kitten dragging such a big fish, but it can flexibly run to the door of the Huai Blade room, but the moment it is found, it is already too late.

"Click!"

The sound of metal cutting into the stone sounded, three whiskers fell in response, a kitchen knife was firmly embedded in the wall, and the kitten looked at the kitchen knife in front of him, wanting to turn around and run in a different direction.

"Click!"

The kitchen knife flew again, the cat's other three whiskers were gone, and the kitten's back road was blocked.

"Meow!"

The kitten instinctively sensed the approaching crisis and subconsciously hugged its erect tail.

"Click!"

A handful of hair on the tail was gone, and the kitten hugged the tail with tears in its eyes.

"Click!

As the two kitchen knives flew over again, the kitten was directly blocked by the kitchen knives this time, and was sealed on the wall and couldn't move.

"Do you know how a cat died?"

Huai Blade looked at the kitten in front of him pretending to be pitiful with black gas.

……

"I'm guilty! I admit my mistakes! I repent!"

A sign with these words on it hung on the kitten's neck, and the Huai Blade was not perverted enough to kill a poor little life for the sake of a fish, but the necessary punishment was still needed, so let her repent here for a day.

But for the kitten, this is more uncomfortable than killing her, and the most painful thing in the world is to look at the beloved food (sashimi) in front of you, but you can't taste it in a bite.

Huai Jian was busy making sashimi, but suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Huai Jian got up and hurried to open the door.

"Who? Ah, Yakumo Blue, and Old Lady Purple?"

As soon as he heard Huai Blade's words, the kitten immediately turned into a cat-eared girl, and quickly rushed out of the door, hiding behind Yakumo Lan's legs, with tears in his eyes, looking at Yakumo Blue pitifully like a frightened rabbit.

The two blonde women in front of him were looking at them with an "amiable" expression, if you ignore the black gas behind you, as well as the humans and youkai scattered around you......

Huai Blade: "I...... Don't slap ...... face"

Huai Blade's thoughts at this moment: When Lao Tzu can beat you, one will be made into a roasted spider, and the other will be made into a fox fur coat!

After all, you can't be too cowardly, even if you can coax physically, you must defeat the other party psychologically.

……

I can't do it alone, and if I continue like this, the banquet won't happen, and I'm going to be killed......

Huai Jian sat on the stone, took a deep breath, and spoke in deep contemplation.

As for why he has not been killed? This is a question worth thinking about, because Huai Blade has an advantage that a man must have, that is, hard! 43.56 million qi and blood are converted into shields, which is almost enough for you to fight for a few months.

In the end, the helper that Huai Blade thought of was not the group of pit goods of Bo Li Reimu, but the eternal pavilion that brought him "painful" memories.

After some discussion, Bayi Yonglin happily agreed to Huai Blade's request, and after everyone's discussion, it was finally decided to hold the banquet at the Boli Shrine.

But life is so fucked up and speechless, full of surprises and scares.

"I'll be a banquet security guard!" Hongmisuzu raised her hand.

"I'll clean up and arrange almsgiving!" said Sixteen Nightsaki lightly, playing with the throwing knife in his hand.

"I knew I couldn't count on you as an unreliable fellow! You don't really think we won't help?"

Hakuri Reimu patted Huai Blade's shoulder and motioned for him not to be in a hurry.

"Since you've all made a move, then I'll take out my wife's Ben too!

Huai Jian looked at everyone with a complicated mood, but he didn't expect that they were just pheating themselves, which made him feel very complicated.

At night, Huai Blade was alone in bed, looking at the starry sky outside through the window, he had been thinking about what the meaning of life was, since arriving in Gensokyo, he found that he couldn't leave here a little, there are people and monsters with distinct personalities, everyone seems to have the meaning of life, and he ...... It seems that he has also found the meaning of his life.

"Protect what you want to protect, hold on tightly, this time...... Don't lose it again! Neither can ...... Go back in time again......"

It was late at night, the cicadas resounded all around, and Huai Blade slowly fell asleep.