Chapter 286: I'm the Most Refreshing Person
Niu struggled miserably, all the money in his wallet was emptied by the young woman Ma Lanhua, and even the change was searched by her, and the young woman Ma Lanhua also put a business card in Niu Struggle's wallet, which is the kind of business card that you see in the hotel all over the ground looking for her sister.
Of course, the young woman Ma Lanhua's movements were as fast as playing magic, Comrade Niu Zhan didn't notice her movements at all, his wallet was emptied, he didn't even have time to cry, how could he still pay attention to Ma Lanhua's movements.
The moment the young woman Ma Lanhua stuffed the very explicit girl's business card on the paper into Niu Struggle's wallet, she couldn't help but curse secretly.
"Niu struggle, don't think you have a move, you can think of hiding your wallet in the crotch of your pants, and hiding it under the forbidden area, there is a smell of cow when you take it out, this young woman is even more good at moving, this action will definitely make you Niu struggle to drink a pot." ”
Niu Zhan didn't know that he was tricked by the young woman Ma Lanhua, so that he wanted to drink a pot, and he still didn't know how strict the consequences were.
Niu Struggle's wallet was searched, and he did not escape the next level, the female soldier of the armed police forced him to sign it, and the 3,000 yuan also became other people's meat, but Niu Struggle's heart was like a knife, and his salary was taken away by others More than 3,000 yuan, which is no less than being cut meat.
After the cow struggled, the young woman Ma Lanhua found Fan Haichao, the director of the coordination office, Fan Haichao was very refreshing, the girl Ma Lanhua came to him, and he diligently handed over the wallet, just like a eunuch to the emperor to present a holy decree, that kind of pious attitude is really admirable.
Coordination Director Fan Haichao not only has a very pious attitude, but is more respectful, more pious than the eunuch to the emperor, so he almost knelt down in front of the young woman Ma Lanhua, Director Fan is face sneered.
"Hehe, young woman, this project department is the most generous and the most active in my Fan Haichao, a young woman like you encounters such difficulties and needs to donate, I Fan Haichao is the first to sponsor, how much money do you want, you just ask, or just take it out of this wallet, I Fan Haichao will not even hum. ”
The attitude of the people is so pertinent, respectful, almost kneeling at their feet, the young woman Ma Lanhua was moved, and she also took the black wallet from Fan Haichao's hand very formally, showing a sweet smile.
"Hehe, you are Director Fan in the biography, I heard that you like to wear sunglasses the most, and you wear sunglasses to make it easier to sleep during meetings, you are really different from others, and you are also a very active person, this young woman is a man who likes to take the initiative.
But, your grandmother is a ball, you only have one hundred and fifty yuan in your broken wallet, and your hundred yuan is still a fake money, how can you let this young woman take it casually, you bastard wants to play with this young woman, right?"
The young woman Ma Lanhua took Director Fan's wallet, and she found that Director Fan's wallet was wrinkled, just like the skin of a crocodile, and she had never seen such a broken wallet.
If the wallet is broken, open his wallet and look at it, there are two pieces of money inside, a hundred yuan bill and a fifty banknote, and the one hundred yuan bill is in his hand, and the young woman Ma Lanhua tried out that this is a fake money.
What kind of person is the young woman Ma Lanhua, she is a businessman, she used to have to register every day, and there are not a few counterfeit money in her hand, and her ability to identify counterfeit money is first-class.
The young woman Ma Lanhua shook the counterfeit money twice in front of the eyes of the coordination director Fan Haichao, and Director Fan pretended to be surprised.
"Hey, no, young woman, are you mistaken, how can it be counterfeit money, my money comes from serious channels, there can be no fake money!"
Comrade Fan Haichao also took the money in his hand and pinched it for a long time, and then exclaimed in surprise: " Hey, I'm sorry young woman, this is really a fake money, the director remembered, I was fooled, I went to eat mutton soup in the morning, and took two hundred yuan to the female boss, but I didn't expect to fall for her, she actually found me a hundred counterfeit money, I am going to find her to settle accounts now, how can there be such a fool, I Fan Haichao is going to go to her to eat mutton soup every once in a while, I am an old customer, she must give me a law, if you don't give me a law, I can't spare her. ”
Fan Haichao looked serious, as if he had really been deceived by others, but he was still indignant and very unhappy.
The young woman Ma Lanhua snatched the one hundred counterfeit money in Fan Haichao's hand again, and tore it to pieces, and the fake money suddenly became confetti.
"Cut, Director Fan, you just pull the ball, why do you take 200 yuan to the proprietress of the house, you are a fool when everyone else, you eat a bowl of goat soup, why do you give 200 yuan to find it, why do people look for you 100 yuan, you are all in the water."
You don't want to be a young woman, I don't know what you're a person, you just like to take this hundred counterfeit money in your wallet, and take it out to play if you have nothing to do, it's not that people are looking for you with a hundred counterfeit money, but you give a hundred fake money to people to find, and the result is seen through by the proprietress of others.
Fan Haichao, you don't need it at all, your counterfeit coin is too obvious, anyone can recognize it, you can only deceive yourself, you can deceive others. ”
The young woman Ma Lanhua tore up Fan Haichao's counterfeit coin, and Fan Haichao was very reluctant.
"Ouch, young woman, don't tear this counterfeit money to shreds, I'm still useful, I can't use mutton soup, I'll go eat oil tea and use it." ”
The young woman Ma Lanhua confiscated Fan Haichao's fifty yuan and threw his broken wallet into the trash can, and Director Fan rushed into the trash can to pick up his broken wallet.
This Director Fan has always been very interested in playing magic, and he has been thinking about magic, this broken wallet is also part of his magic tricks, and he has been playing for a long time, and he also thinks that today he finally found an opportunity to watch Xiàn.
Director Fan was secretly happy in his heart, he only let the young woman Ma Lanhua take away fifty yuan by playing magic, this is compared to the Niu Struggle and Shi Tiejun, he can make it, he only spent fifty yuan, and these fools and eggs cost three thousand, fifty compared to three thousand, how can this business secretly happy to die.
Comrade Fan Haichao couldn't help but be happy, thinking about this cost-effective business, he even laughed out loud with his asshole, and released two huge farts, which almost blew up the conference room.
Fan Haichao walked in front of the female soldier of the armed police and still smiled, as if he had stolen something from others, but they didn't find out that it was him, but beat up another innocent person.
"Hehe, girl, you are too hard, take a form to find signatures one by one, this can't be blamed on you, who let the leaders of our project department compare one to one monkey spirit, one to one iron rooster, not a single hair pulled out.
And I, Fan Haichao, am not this kind of scheming person, my Fan Haichao is a refreshing person, like this kind of donated money, I signed it without even blinking an eye, is this a big deal, isn't it just 3,000 yuan, and it won't die!"
Fan Haichao's mouth is quite capable of fooling, he has to blow nonsense, and Princess Wencheng also snorted twice.
"Hmph, Fan Haichao, this is yours, sign without blinking, if you blink later, you will be the king of the cake!"
Princess Wencheng, a female soldier of the armed police, is like Fan Haichao, and this Director Fan is even more energetic, and he pats his chest loudly.
"Girl, that's it, I'm not boasting about Haikou, I really won't blink an eye for money like this, if I blink an eye, I'll be a bastard and a cake!"
Princess Wencheng handed the signature pen to Director Fan and said to him in a commanding tone: "Fan Haichao, then you can sign with your eyes open." ”
Fan Haichao took the form, found his position, quickly signed his name, and then returned the signature form to Princess Wencheng, and at the same time handed the form to Princess Wencheng.
"Girl, wait a minute, I found out that something is wrong, this amount is wrong, the departmental level is three thousand, the project secretary Shi Tiejun is only five thousand, and I, Fan Haichao, how did I become six thousand, who set this standard, why not according to the previous standard, why am I the highest, why am I still higher than the project manager and secretary?"
Fan Haichao found a big problem, but the column of the amount he set was written six thousand, not three thousand like Niu Struggle, he felt that something was wrong, he rubbed his eyes a few times and looked carefully several times, the amount in the table still did not change, and it was still written six thousand.
Princess Wencheng snorted at Fan Haichao, and said a few cut words: "Cut, cut, cut, Fan Haichao, who swore just now that money like this didn't even blink an eye, whoever blinked his eyes is a bastard, but you bastard a lot of eyes, don't you think you're going back on your word!"
It rose from three thousand to six thousand all of a sudden, Fan Haichao didn't do it, he was unconvinced: "Girl, you have to be light, this is not a number, you have risen sharply from three thousand to six thousand, which bastard doesn't blink his eyes, if it were replaced by Niu Struggle, and Wang Cai, they would have jumped higher than dogs."
Girl, I can't say anything, I'm a bastard if I'm a bastard, I'm not going to argue, I have to figure out why the standard of this bastard is different from others, why is it higher than any of them?"
Princess Wencheng showed a row of good-looking teeth, and smiled at Fan Haichao: "Hehe, Director Fan, you are embarrassed, you allow you to be fine, you don't allow us to be fine, this girl sues you, we have long known that you, Director Fan, will play tricks on us, deliberately use your tricks to play magic, change the real wallet, and take a broken wallet out to fool us."
So, your standard is not high, but if you add up the two items together, you must pay 6,000 for the two items, which is the money you should pay.
Director Fan, I want to advise you when I come to this girl, don't think that you Director Fan is smart in the world, in fact, there are people who are smarter than you Director Fan, which means that there are mountains outside the mountains, and there are high-ranking people outside the people. ”