"Uncle policeman, uncle policeman, I'm here, come and save me. ”

When I saw the uncles rushing in one by one, armed with guns, I immediately shouted, haha, I'm saved, I don't have to take off any clothes here.

I don't care what the first woman in India do I care about you, what do I care about you Indian Zen, now that we are here, what should you do?

Who called it? It's amazing, I'll give him 10086 likes.

But then I saw that the faces of the two men turned a little dark, the number one in the city, and a man with a big belly, probably the head of the gang or something.

The first hand walked in with a heavy step, just now he saw his son's tragic appearance, the chrysanthemum was completely unpresentable, and was sent to the hospital in the province overnight, he wanted revenge, revenge.

Although the number one is a man with a lot of city, but when he sees his son's miserable appearance at this moment, he feels that if he does not take revenge, he will be a father in vain.

Of course, the first leader also saw a lot of foreign friends, and he was also surprised, but then he thought that this foreigner was really messing around, and he had nothing to do to attend a banquet, just catch a few bastards back.

As for the son-in-law in the capital, the number one thinks it's better not to move, and he pretends not to know their identity, which can be regarded as a kind of political "protection". If even these sons and brothers in the capital are caught, they don't need others to take off their black yarn hats, just take them off by themselves.

"Who is the Lantai herring, stand up for me. The number one shouted murderously, it was this woman who turned her son into a chrysanthemum, and he really couldn't help but kill someone.

"Leader, don't get too angry. The leader of the soldier said in a low voice. His eyes also saw some extraordinary people, but he was also very smart and didn't know anything, and he didn't go over to say hello, maintaining a certain tacit understanding, it seems that this banquet is not an ordinary banquet. I just don't know whose cake it is?

"I'm a herring. Seeing that he was coming to find him, he was not afraid, so he walked out directly, and then asked very seriously, "If you have something, don't come to disturb our banquet if it's okay." ”

"Military uncle, military uncle, here, here. I raised my hand and shouted, "I've been threatened, come and help me." ”

I'm cǎo, didn't you hear my shouting, just ignore it, can't you see death like this?

The handsome hand glanced coldly at the Lantai herring, yes, it is this woman, I saw it in Anzi's villa last time, and now I see it again.

Good, very good, very good, his son's enemy is this woman. The number one is burning with anger in his heart, if I don't kill you, I won't be the number one, what do you do to my son, I will do that to you. A handful of people walked over coldly and looked at the Lantai herring: "No matter who you are, where you come from, if you hurt my son, you will be finished, I sue you, you have a big deal, a big big thing." ”

In the face of the aggressive attitude and eyes of the leader, the Lantai herring smiled contemptuously: "Oh, I know, it's that stupid old man who is the Ninety-Five, anyway, your brain is also in the water, what are so many people doing here, you are useless like this, it's really useless." ”

"You guys, stop arguing, I'm doing something. Po Suo Zen turned around, and said with a slight displeasure, as if he was also dissatisfied with me. "You think you don't have to take off your clothes when these people come, I'll give you three seconds. ”

The number one was despised and ignored, he, so angry that he was about to explode, you are a Chinese woman ignoring me, you are a woman from India and ignoring me, I cǎo mud horse, you are beautiful yes, but absolutely, you must not ignore my existence so much. A hand and nose were bubbling up, which was a sign of rage, and he walked in front of this Indian woman in three or two steps, pointed to her nose with one hand, and shouted loudly: "Who are you, what are you doing here, are you smuggling, take out your residence permit, otherwise I will arrest you immediately." "What are you pretending to be an Indian girl, Lao Tzu is not pretending, what are you pretending.

I gasped, I cǎo, this number one is really awesome, dare to talk to the Zen of the Buddha, however, I feel very happy, as long as the Zen of the Buddha makes a move, then this number one will definitely be angry, and then grab the Zen of the Buddha, haha, there are so many guns here, no matter how awesome the Zen is to fight against so many guns, right? If you say, I am not happy about two or three guns, but there are all guns here, as long as the first hand is angry and the gun is fired, the Zen will directly become the target of the arrow.

Tremble, Zen, lala, I don't have to take off my clothes.

Po Sa Zen Yi looked back at the two eyes that were about to erupt with anger, and said indifferently: "My name is Po Sa Zen Yi, do you know?"

"What kind of Zen do I have for you, you know who you are, Lao Tzu doesn't know. "The number one is completely furious at the moment, what? He actually broke out his name in front of him, and he still looked very hanging, this woman is the president of India? Even if it is the president of India, it is impossible to hang like this. Well, the first hand thinks that if she is really the president of India, he will get out of here and get out of it himself, the problem, the president of India is not this Zen woman.

Could it be that she is the daughter of the President of India? Either a lover? The daughter's words are very likely, but it is impossible, what kind of banquet is the daughter of the President of India coming here to attend nonsense, except for those sons of the capital, he doesn't pay attention to any of them, as long as the sons of the capital do not move, he can make these people become stupid, and they will become stupid completely, this is Jinzhou, he is the number one, the highest leader, so, he has the final say.

"Oh, you don't know my name, it's a shame. A strange smile appeared on Zen Yi's face, "But, I'm still doing my thing, don't disturb me, grab your people, get out of here." ”

"Where's the residence permit?" the leader sneered and made a gesture, and then a soldier brother directly pointed a gun at the back of Zen's head.

"Take it out immediately, I suspect that you are a terrorist who has infiltrated to disrupt the social stability of Jinzhou. The first hand directly buttoned down the big hat.

"Haha, I don't have to take it off. I couldn't help laughing, and made a very innocent expression to the Zen sense, "No matter how awesome, show me, awesome." ”

"Come on, let me see. "I stretched out my hand arrogantly, looking like I was inviting Zen.

"Stupid Anko. The herring looked at me and spit out four words.

"What, Master Tantai, I don't understand. "I immediately had a very innocent expression, in such a situation, I can be awesome, that is really awesome.

Smack.

The soldier who pointed the gun at the Zen spirit directly threw the gun in his hand on the ground, and then shouted, like a madman: "I'm going to become a Buddha, I'm going to become a Buddha, hahahaha, you have to kneel, you have to kneel." ”

The whole audience was directly stupid.

What the hell is going on?

April Fool's Day!

The first leader and the armed leader stared directly at this subordinate who suddenly went crazy, this, what is this? What kind of person is his own person who is crazy? The two soldiers walked over and asked what was going on? The crazy soldier kept smiling stupidly, and then suddenly knelt down and bowed to the Buddha Zen: "Mother, where my faith is, please take me away from this filthy place, let me live forever." ”

"Hey, hey, you're stupid. ”

"You're stupid. ”

The two soldiers scolded directly, "Damn, get up quickly, you are stupid, kneel down to an Indian woman, what about your faith? You are our Chinese soldiers." "Kneel, kneel, God, and you will forgive your sins." The soldier said loudly, pulling at the corners of his two companions' clothes.

The two soldiers glared angrily, trying to scold, but their eyes seemed to be exposed to some strange light, and then they fell to their knees with a thud.

"Forgive us for our sins, God of Wharness, we are guilty. ”

The two soldiers said reverently.

"I'm going to show you now. Po Suo Zen said to me lightly.

I'm fucking in trouble.