182 Da Luo Jin Xian
Xiaobai bared his teeth at the old man: "Who are you, how did you deceive my master and let you in." ”
The old man found that this little girl could still speak, and he couldn't imagine that the cute little girl was so cute with a pet, so he couldn't help but want to reach out and touch it.
Before the old man's hand touched it, Xiaobai dodged and avoided it, and then bared his teeth and cracked his teeth to warn: "You stinky old man doesn't know what it means to be intimate with men and women, you are old and ugly and want to take advantage of me, and if you touch me again, I will bite you to death." ”
You must know that Xiaobai is a mother, the last time the stupid tiger touched it and was scratched by it with a paw, it is still a friend of the owner, and this old man is currently defined as a bad person in Xiaobai's mind, so he can be described as ruthless when he speaks.
The old man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, even if he was a dignified Luo Jinxian, but now this little pet actually disliked it, and scolded him for being an old and ugly stinky old man.
The old man was very angry, he was not convinced.
Xiaobai glanced at him with disdain: "It turns out that you are still a dumb person, bad old man, you are so pitiful." ”
The old man was very angry, if this little thing wasn't the little pet of the kind girl, he would have taught it a lesson.
"Old man, let me tell you, my master is stupid, I'm not stupid, you'd better not have any bad ideas, otherwise I'll bite you to death. ”
The old man couldn't be angry, so he simply stopped paying attention to Xiaobai.
"Old man, why don't you say it, why don't you say it. ”
The old man closed his eyes, looking like he didn't listen to what was going on outside the window.
Xiaobai started the nagging mode, from the warning at the beginning to the homely things in the back.
The old man still didn't say anything, just looked like I wouldn't pay attention to you whatever you said.
Xiao Bai was so bored that he shut up, this old man is too ignorant, if he wasn't bored in this space cave, he wouldn't have said so much to this stinky old man.
After a while, the bored little white turned in a circle with his eyes, and then jumped in front of the old man, and said in a mysterious tone: "Old man, I'll tell you a secret. ”
The old man was still unmoved.
Xiaobai didn't care about him and said to himself: "I know there's jerky there." ”
The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, but he was still unmoved.
Xiao Bai ran away and went to the storage room, where was the dry food that Qing Ge usually prepared, so that Xiao Bai would not have anything to eat alone in the Space Cave Mansion.
In Xiaobai's cognition, others are generally foodies, and no foodies are not tempted by food.
After a while, Xiaobai came back with a few pieces of jerky.
It put the jerky under the old man's nose: "You smell it, it doesn't smell it!"
The old man's nose sucked sharply a few times, and then he opened his eyes wide and snatched it with one hand.
Xiao Bai, who had been on guard, dodged and dodged: "Hehe, I won't give it to you." ”
was teased by a little pet, and when the old man was angry, he pinched the magic trick with his hand, and a soft golden light imprisoned Xiaobai and couldn't move.
The old man who let out a bad breath made a grimace at Xiaobai like a child, and then took all his jerky away.
Xiaobai was angry and hateful: "Hey, why are you stinky old man robbing my things." ”
The old man ignored it and buried his head in a big bite of the jerky.
"The stinky old man is not ashamed, such a big person still robs other people's things to eat. Xiaobai scolded.
After eating the jerky, the old man smacked his mouth a few times, and it seemed that the aftertaste was endless, and he opened his mouth halfway: "... Still... Anything else?"
"Old man, you are not dumb. ”
"Who... Who said I was... Mute... I... I'm just too long... Didn't speak... Don't remember... What do you say..."
"Since you are not dumb, then who are you, why did you enter the forbidden land, and do you have any purpose for us?"
"I... I won't tell you... Unless you give me jerky. ”
"Dead old man, I won't give it to you. ”
"If you don't give it to me, I can find it myself. The old man said, and walked in the direction of the storage room.
"Dead old man, you stop me, that's my jerky. ”
The old man ignored it and walked to the storage room.
When he opened the storage room, there was a strong smell of wine.
"Osmanthus brewed," the old man exclaimed excitedly.
Speaking of which, why did he make a mistake and be punished to the forbidden place in the human world, in fact, it was because he was greedy for a cup and misbehaved, and he scolded the Emperor of Heaven when he was drunk, and it turned out that this is the way it is now.
I haven't drunk wine for thousands of years, and these dozens of jars of osmanthus brew are in front of me, how can I not be excited, so I cast a spell on the osmanthus brew.
The osmanthus brew flew from the storage room to the open space in the front hall.
Xiaobai watched the forty-two jars of osmanthus brew in the storage room all be moved out, and couldn't help but be angry and anxious: "You stinky old man is not allowed to touch my master's wine, woo... In a moment, my master will kill you. ”
The old man ignored it, sat on the ground, opened a jar of wine, and drank it.
Soon, it drank up all the jars.
"Good wine. The old man smacked his lips and said.
Then a second altar was opened.
"You stinky old man, rotten old man, I curse you for being bitten to death by bugs, woo... Come in, master, this man has stolen your wine. ”
The old man was noisy, and cast a spell to give Xiaobai a soundproof cover.
Xiaobai, who was scolded by the soundproof cover, was even more vigorous, but unfortunately no one could hear it.
The old man looked at the noisy little pet and finally quieted down, and his heart should have shut it up like this.
An hour later, the old man had fallen asleep on the floor of the front hall, and he drank all the forty-two jars of osmanthus brew, and he had to sleep for ten days and a half months, to say the least.
At this time, Qingge, who was in the forbidden land, was in front of the mouth of a deep cave.
"Could there be any treasures here?" said to herself.
Qingge thought that Xiaobai was a treasure spirit beast, and its nose was very tight, so he entered the space cave to find Xiaobai.
As soon as he entered the space cave, he was startled, there was an empty wine jar and the sleeping old man, and Xiaobai was imprisoned and had a soundproof cover on his body.
Qingge immediately helped Xiaobai remove the soundproof cover and then release its confinement.
Xiaobai, who had regained his freedom, jumped on the old man's body and bit it a few times before Qingge could speak: "The stinky old man asked you to bully me, see if I don't bite you to death." ”
Empress hurriedly stopped it: "What the hell is going on. ”
"Master, this stinky old man is so bad that he has drunk all your wine. "Xiaobai complained.
"I thought that what was the matter, just drink it, and next time I would brew it. Qingge replied disapprerovingly.
"Master, it bullied me. ”
"How it bullied you. ”
"It's... It imprisons me. ”
"Did you say something to provoke him? ”
"It was he who touched me first. ”
"I touched it, and I didn't miss a single hair from you. ”
"Master, I'm a female pet, how can I be touched by a man. ”
Qingge smiled dumbly, remembering that the stupid tiger was also caught by Xiaobai like this last time, she forgot that Xiaobai has a concept of men and women.
(To be continued.) )