Chapter 80: Stand up for Brother Xiong
Gao Feng didn't get up yet, someone banged on the door, very urgently, Gao Feng shrank in the warm quilt, still dreaming, this time the sound of slamming the door in a hurry, interrupted his dream, very displeased.
Gao Feng peeked out of the quilt and shouted unhappily: "Who, what kind of door are you slamming early in the morning, I don't know if your uncle is dreaming of youth, is he in a hurry to reincarnate or rush to be born, so anxious!"
Before Gao Feng's words fell, he heard the throat of Deputy Minister Xiong of the Ministry of Materials sounding outside: "Gao Feng, open the door quickly, your brother Xiong has an emergency, this urgency is much more urgent than the reincarnation and superbirth, you hurry up and open the door." ”
As soon as he heard that it was Deputy Minister Xiong, Gao Feng got up and opened the door, frowned and asked him: "Brother Xiong, what's wrong with you, do you want to give birth to a pig or a dog, or do you want to rush to the chicken coop to give birth?"
Xiong Erwei fell to his knees with a puff, hugged Gao Feng's legs and begged: "Gao Feng, you want to save me, I don't want to cast a pig fetus or a dog fetus, let alone go to the chicken nest to give birth, I want to cast a bear fetus, I want to give birth to a bear nest."
Brother Gao, what the hell, what is it to be reincarnated and superborn, I am here to ask you for help, you must help me, if you don't help me, I will not be able to live, if you don't agree, you have to agree, you have to help, I am your brother Xiong. ”
Xiong Erwei entered the door to make this big gift, but Gao Feng was stunned, he hurriedly put his hands in his arms and helped Vice Minister Xiong up: "Brother Xiong, what are you doing here, you and I are brothers, why are you still giving me such a big gift, it seems that my grandson knelt down for my grandfather, I can't afford it."
Brother Xiong, I can tell you, I am the most affectionate and righteous person, especially a brother like you, I can't do this kind of gift in the future, that is to see the outside, don't treat me as your brother, Brother Xiong, you can remember. ”
Xiong Erwei looked helpless: "What, why do I do such a big gift, what grandson salutes grandpa, you take advantage of it too much, I didn't kneel down to you, you tripped me." ”
Gao Feng smiled: "Since this is the case, then don't take it as an example, our brothers don't distinguish each other, let alone be so polite, Brother Xiong's matter is my peak's matter, your Brother Xiong's difficulty is my peak's difficulty, you Brother Xiong just say it, if there is anything you need my brother's help, my Gaofeng must stand out for your brother Xiong, and will be able to insert a knife in both ribs, let alone insert a knife, even if you insert green onions in both ribs!"
Xiong Erwei waved his hand: "Brother Gao, okay, let's not talk about the vernacular, your brother Xiong has indeed encountered a problem, you must help me solve it, didn't we watch the dance performance together last time, do you remember the gang of hooligans and ruffians you played?"
Gao Feng nodded: "Brother Xiong, of course I remember, it's only been a few days, and I remember that their gang of stinky hooligans just turned into ashes, and those stinky hooligans are making trouble for you again." ”
Xiong Erwei sighed: "Alas, Brother Gao, don't just look for trouble, these bastards are now relying on your Brother Xiong, they are like a group of turtle bastards, bite your Brother Xiong and won't let go."
No, I pester you Brother Xiong every day to invite them to eat and drink, eat and drink from morning to night, and don't even miss a chance for breakfast, I have spent a small amount of 10,000 yuan in the past few days, and my family has been hollowed out by this gang of hooligans, and I also asked for 2,000 yuan from my parents.
The money that was originally saved to find a daughter-in-law was all emptied by this group of bastards, and the meat buns beat these dogs, when is this a head, they are a bottomless pit, Brother Gao, you want to save you Brother Xiong. ”
Xiong Erwei said and knelt at Gao Feng's feet with a puff, and Gao Feng helped him up again: "Brother Xiong, if you do this again, I will be rude to you, I warned you, your Brother Xiong's business is my Gao Feng's business, if you treat me as a brother, you don't need to kneel like a grandson worshipping grandpa!"
Xiong Erwei cried again and said: "Brother Gao, what, what are you doing with your legs tripping me again, I didn't want to kneel to you!"
It turned out that this Vice Minister Xiong was so entangled by the gangs of hooligans that he had no choice, and he was in a hurry, not only spent a lot of money, but also asked for money from his parents, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he came to ask Gao Feng for help, and Gao Feng also readily agreed to Vice Minister Xiong, telling him to continue to entertain the gang of hooligans and ruffians for breakfast, and after a while, he would go to help Vice Minister Xiong teach these guys a lesson, so that they could eat breakfast and then spit it out.
Xiong Erwei withdrew with a thousand thanks, he kept telling Brother Gao Feng to find a way to get back the money he spent, Gao Feng reassured Vice Minister Xiong, how much money they spent on you, they must let them pay it back.
There are more than a dozen hooligans and ruffians, who get up early every day in the past few days, and call Xiong Erwei as soon as possible to ask Brother Xiong to invite them to breakfast.
Today is no exception, this gang of hooligan ruffians woke up at five o'clock, and called Comrade Xiong Erwei as soon as possible, asking him to take them to breakfast, Xiong Erwei readily agreed after receiving the call, and told this gang of hooligans to eat openly, our brother Xiong has silver, and our brother Xiong is willful.
Xiong Erwei and this gang of hooligans and ruffians appeared in Tulou Town, more than a dozen people sat in front of the breakfast shop, Brother Xiong warmly entertained them, steamed buns, fritters, flatbread, meat sandwich film, plus xiaolongbao, etc., ordered a lot, porridge and oil tea, plus Hu spicy soup, Brother Xiong took out ten big red tickets and patted them in front of the breakfast shop owner, and told the shop owner to come to breakfast for a thousand yuan, not polite at all.
The owner of the breakfast shop looked at the ten big red tickets that Brother Xiong slapped in front of him, and he was really embarrassed for a while, the breakfast and soup made by his small shop were not enough, how could this be done.
Brother Xiong said with a big grin that it doesn't matter if the shop owner is not enough, my brother Xiong has made a round breakfast today, you can let these brothers eat and drink well, don't give me any amount of money after eating, even if it is a tip given to you by Brother Xiong.
When the shopkeeper heard Brother Xiong's words, he was very grateful, and he kept saying to Comrade Xiong Erwei that people said that there is a day every year, and there is a present day every year, your brother Xiong is a rich man, if you want to pack a meal, it is best to pack it every day, we will let your brothers eat enough, and raise them as fat as a big fat pig.
Brother Xiong is really generous, these hooligans can still be polite, they eat with their stomachs open, their mouths are full of oil, they eat a hot sweat early in the morning, they take off their shirts, and they are bare-chested and eat and drink nonsense.
Half an hour later, these hooligans and ruffians stretched their bellies round one by one, just like the women who were pregnant in October, and it was a little difficult to walk, shaking and shaking, and the free breakfast was a good way to eat and drink.
After eating and drinking, more than a dozen people staggered and whistled and prepared to leave, but were stopped by Xiong Erwei: "Brothers, you wait before leaving, you have to stand and digest the food you just eat!"
The gang looked up to the sky and laughed: "Haha, Brother Xiong, you think so thoughtfully, you are really a good Brother Xiong!"
Actually, Xiong Erwei stopped them and didn't let them go, it wasn't for the sake of this gang of people, but he was anxiously waiting for Comrade Gao Feng to appear.
The gang of hooligans stood for three minutes and were about to leave again, Xiong Erwei stopped them again and smiled: "Brothers, you wait a while before leaving, what you just eat, you still have to digest and digest before you can exercise!"
The gang was on fire: "Brother Xiong, what's wrong with you, we've been standing for a few minutes, we've already digested it, and you still let us digest the ball, dodge!"
This gang of hooligans pushed Xiong Erwei aside, and then shook his head and swaggered away, seeing that this gang of people was about to leave Tulou Town, Xiong Erwei was in a hurry, he jumped and scolded.
"Gao Feng, you bastard, you dare to fool your Brother Xiong, you dare to deceive your Brother Xiong, see how your Brother Xiong will give you small shoes to wear in the future. ”
Before he finished scolding, a person appeared on a bicycle: "Brother Xiong, why are you in a hurry, isn't your senior brother here?"
The person who came was Gao Feng, he rode a mountain bike, and stopped the gang of hooligan ruffians who ate so much, and the gang of hooligan ruffians looked at the kid in front of him, and he was on fire at that time, and the last time he watched the dance performance, it was this kid who ruined their good deeds, and humiliated them on the spot.
This gang of hooligans looked at Gao Feng and laughed: "Haha, boy, I can't find you, but you sent it to the door, it's really a nowhere to find the iron shoes, it takes no effort to get here, and it's really heaven has a way not to go, and hell has no door for you to vote!"
The gang of hooligans laughed and started to move, first a guy swung his fist at Gao Feng's face door and slammed it, seeing that the fist was about to hit his face door, Gao Feng lowered his head and gave way to the punch, he lifted the rear wheel of the bicycle and swung it, and the guy who rushed up covered his part with important parts and screamed and fell to the ground at that time.
As soon as Gao Feng's rear wheels landed, two more hooligans struck him left and right, hitting both sides of his cheeks with both fists, Gao Feng raised his neck, their fists were empty and failed to hit Gao Feng, but they hit each other themselves, one person flew off his front teeth, one person's nose was blown out, they just felt pain, Gao Feng lifted the front wheel of the bicycle, swung left and right, and these two people immediately covered the parts containing their important parts and screamed to the ground.
After killing those two guys, Gao Feng didn't let this gang of hooligans do it anymore, he took the initiative to attack, riding a bicycle to rush to this gang of hooligan ruffians, lifting the dragon head for a while, lifting the rear wheel for a while, turning 360 degrees in the air for a while, flying over the head of a person for a while, playing the bicycle handy, showing fancy riding skills, dazzling, it is really wonderful.
This gang of hooligans and ruffians suffered, they didn't even have the ability to parry, how could they have the strength to fight back, when they were dumbfounded, they were all taken down by Comrade Gao Feng, and they all covered the parts containing their important parts and screamed.
They often joke that egg pain, and now they are the expression of egg pain, and they also deeply understand this feeling of egg pain, which is indeed uncomfortable, it is really painful.
The battle was over in a few minutes, and it didn't take much effort for Gao Feng to level the gang of hooligans in the blink of an eye, and then he rode away on his bicycle.
Comrade Xiong Erwei was also shocked by Gao Feng's superb riding skills, and was stunned for a while, when Gao Feng rode a bicycle away from 30 meters away, he remembered something, and hurriedly chased his legs like flying desperately towards Comrade Gao Feng, shouting while chasing.
"Brother Gao, you can't go, don't you say okay, you must let these hooligans repay me twice the money I spent, I also specially got a thousand yuan from my brother-in-law Li Xiaoming this morning, all to buy breakfast, just waiting for you to give me back!"
Gao Feng replied to him without looking back: "Brother Xiong, look at these hooligans and ruffians are idle people, where can they squeeze out a dime, if they have money, they are still pestering you Brother Xiong to eat and drink!"
"Brother Gao, you, why didn't you remind me earlier, what should I do with the money I spent, I also spent a thousand yuan to charter a table today, so what should I do?"
Xiong Erwei was like pouring cold water on him when he heard it, and he was dumbfounded at that time.