Chapter 55: The Big Banana in the Color of the 'House'

Li Jiayu knew that he was wrong, so he stopped talking.

However, looking at his younger brother, who has become more handsome, a faint sense of pride has emerged in his heart, and I have to say, this kid is really handsome!

Now he is very different from him before, and even sometimes, Li Jiayu is wondering if his younger brother is a different person, not only thin and handsome, but also can write novels, write code, and play badminton very well.

Lately, even the sound has become a little magnetic.

Zero chose more than a dozen different styles of clothes for Ricardo, she seems to be addicted to playing, if it weren't for Ricardo forcibly stopping her, the queen might be able to ride from morning to noon, and Ricardo didn't bother to try it later, as long as it was the queen of zero, she bought them all.

A dozen sets of clothes and five pairs of shoes cost a total of nearly 10,000 yuan, but these also succeeded in eliminating all the clothes that Ricardo had brought from home. This product is even satisfied with wearing a set of casual style clothes and is ready to go straight out.

It's just that......

Just as he was about to leave, the salesman lady who was quite good-looking just now called out to him, "Handsome guy, wait a minute!"

"Huh, what's wrong?"

He subconsciously thought that the money was miscalculated, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, ready to check the bill, but who knows, the sister paper just walked to his side with scissors, and analyzed from the position she was looking at, her target seemed to be somewhere under his waist, which scared his little heart to pop.

"Autumn bean sack! Young lady, if you have something to say, why use the knife so ruthlessly. ”

However, the young lady still smiled and kept approaching with the scissors, and Ricardoden was square, and while hind legs, he said, "Don't, don't do this, I ...... I'm afraid you've broken your scissors, what's the matter you can't sit down and talk about, I spicy chicken figure asked myself if there was anything that offended you. ”

'Click'!

With the sound of something being cut.

Ricardo was stunned, looked down, and couldn't laugh or cry, "It's over, I may have become a ...... Fake eunuchs?"

The young lady didn't come to embarrass him at all, but this product was too careless, the labels on the clothes had not been cut, and the anti-theft buckle was still hanging, if she walked out like this, she didn't take two steps, the alarm in the store was about to go off, she just came to help take off these two things, and professionally cut off the labels on Ricardo's body, and also took off the anti-theft buckle on his body, and smiled politely at him, "Okay." ”

"Aligado Zaimas, (Japanese) I probably didn't notice it just now, I'm sorry. ”

In this time of shame, please call me: crooked fruit man.

This standard Japanese made the young lady also surprised, in Chinese Japanese is so standard, but not much at all, but then sneered again, "(Japanese) little brother, don't pretend, know that you are Chinese, can you tell me why your Tokyo accent is so standard?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm a member of the great Yamato nation. ”

"(Japanese) Just pretend. ”

"(Japanese) It's not pretending, young lady, can you tell me why you're so pretty?"

Forcibly change the subject.

"(Japanese) I'm not as pretty as your two little sisters, but is my little brother really handsome, is he still a student?

"(Japanese) Part-time job, young lady, you may be mistaken, I claim to be loyal and unswerving, and I will never betray my PY. ”

"It's just a model, and the hourly wage is ...... Well, eight hundred, how's that?"

Eight hundred!

Fog grass, is this Nima so easy to earn as a model?!

However, shock is shock, but Ricardo is no longer a person who 'bends his waist for five buckets of rice', he only bends his waist for 'six buckets of rice', "(Japanese) I'm sorry, I may not have much time, but it's definitely not that I don't have a lot of money, but school learning may be really tight, so ...... I'm sorry. ”

"(Japanese) It's okay, it's okay, it's okay if you don't come, can we add a WeChat? I don't need this graphic model often, and occasionally, I will let you know in advance when I need it, if you are free, come, okay?"

Add the little sister's WeChat!

As soon as he heard this, Ricardo took out his eagle from his trouser pocket with lightning speed, and opened the personal business card interface of WeChat, "Eat my eagle...... Well, sister, you scold me. ”

This young lady with a high appearance, she also understood the ambiguity in his words, and sneered, "Okay, sister smacking you, sassing you, welcome to come again next time." ”

"(GD words) No problem, our GD Rendu is enthusiastic, and I will definitely help Ray next time. ”

"(Japanese) Don't pretend to be RB people anymore?"

"(Japanese) I'm a little curious, how do you tell I'm not from RB? ”

"(Japanese) RB people are not so easy to learn Chinese just the pronunciation of "ri" is enough for them, you just talked to your little sister there for so long, the pronunciation of the words is round, unless you grew up in China, otherwise...... You know. ”

"(Japanese) My younger brother asked himself if he grew up in Tokyo, and he didn't speak to my standards. ”

"It's the same (Japanese), but I can still hear it if you speak Chinese with a little SD accent. ”

"(Japanese) raw milk is like this.,This operation is also 6666.,Teachable.,Next time you need to pay attention to 13.,Thank you, little sister.,Let's go first.。 ”

……

Li Jiayu held a big banana in the color of 'Fang', and the head of the 'gun' pointed at Ricardo's Doge head, "Recruit from the truth! When did you learn Japanese with this spicy chicken!"

Ricardo's left cheek was dented by the 'spearhead', and he was suddenly 'square', "This...... This one...... Maybe I'm a more talented person, handsome, high IQ, good memory, good popularity, wide range of knowledge, and good emotional intelligence, but my sister is ......"

The previous nonsense is okay, when I heard the last few words, my sister directly strangled his neck, but this also made Ricardo's whole person fall into her arms, well, the cotton-like taste in it cannot be described~~~~~

"If you talk nonsense again, my sister will shoot you with one shot!"

Ricardo was even more 'square', with an extremely coquettish tone: "Oh!oh!Ya Zhi Butterfly!Ya Zhi Butterfly!Ya Zhi Butterfly!Ether (pain)!Hanasithel (let me go)!Hatsikasi (shame to death)!Ah, she Sino Oh Ku you (this, indescribable, I won't translate it)." ”

“……”