Gao Feng returns to the dormitory and sees that the quality director is still sleeping in bed, this guy has a habit of pulling down his pants to the base of his buttocks, revealing a deep ass groove to sleep.

Gao Feng kicked the base of the quality director's buttocks: "Hey, Director Wang, wake up, I have something big to look for you!"

The quality director didn't know where to drink cat urine last night, and now he is sleeping soundly, and he is still drinking with others in his sleep.

"Hey, buddy, we're going to have another perfect one!"

"Bastard, wake up, I have something big looking for you!"

Gao Feng kicked the ass of this thing, and this thing still slept like a dead pig, but his mouth was not idle.

"Mr. Wang, let's do a double eleven, just now we did a perfect one, now let's do a double eleven, we are all bachelors, we are our family, we are all bachelors!"

"I'm going, bachelor, you're big, and you're still doing Double Eleven, you're drinking with Ma Yun!"

Gao Feng saw that he couldn't wake up when he kicked the quality director, so he had to make a big move, Gao Feng grabbed the neck of the goods with one hand, grabbed his pants with one hand, and picked up the quality director, and an upside-down onion turned him upside down in the bucket, and also stood upside down like a chicken.

This Director Wang was soaked in the bucket for a few minutes, and then choked like a chicken, and the goods yelled.

"Oh my god, did I fall in the bucket, why is there so much wine?"

This product was put upside down in a bucket, and I thought it had fallen into the barrel, which shows that this product is really a pure drunkard.

"Director Wang, I'm sorry, I only had to put you in the bucket, otherwise, you wouldn't be able to sober up at all.

Director Wang, let me ask you, I put 50,000 yuan under your pillow last night, where did you put it?"

The quality director understood, he was woken up by Gao Feng's goods, he frowned.

"Gao Feng, what are you talking about, what is 50,000 yuan under my pillow?"

Gao Feng picked up the pillow of the quality director, pointed to the pillow and said to him.

"Director Wang, I put 50,000 yuan under your pillow, where did you put it?"

"Oh, Gao Feng, you mean the 50,000 yuan under my pillow, I don't know where to put it?"

Gao Feng shouted: "I'll go, Director Wang, it's not as funny as you, you quickly think about it, are you still sober, or let me put you upside down in the bucket again." ”

The quality director hurriedly waved his hand: "Gao Feng, no need, I have already sobered up, you let me think about where to put it?"

The quality director thought for a while, and he suddenly patted his head: "Oops, Gao Feng, I remembered, I sent it home." ”

"Ah, Director Wang, you sent it home, so you should chase it back quickly. ”

Gao Feng screamed when he heard it, and he asked the quality director to quickly recover the money, and the quality director really ran out, and he didn't think about getting dressed, or his pants fell on the butt groove.

"No, Gao Feng, where can I chase it, I have remitted it home through the bank, and I can't enter the banking system, can I recover this money?"

The quality director ran downstairs, and he ran back again, and the pants fell to his ankle, tripping him and almost breaking his front teeth.

"yes, you've sent it home, and you can't catch up. ”

Gao Feng also felt quite right when he heard it, the money was remitted through the bank, and there was no way to recover it.

"However, Director Wang, you can call home and ask them to remit it back to you. ”

The quality director also thinks that what Gao Feng said makes sense, since it is remitted, it can still be remitted back, and he is about to run out, but Gao Feng stopped him.

"Brother, your pants are like this, can you run out like this, you better hurry up and put on your pants. ”

The quality director took the pants and ran out while wearing them, the trouser leg stumbled, and he fell from the upstairs to the downstairs, his head hit a big bag, and the blood was still gushing out, and the quality director got up from the ground and ran, tripped over the trouser leg again, and fell on a cement telephone pole.

"I'm going, can't I get along with Lao Tzu in these trouser legs?"

The quality director got up quite annoyed, took out a lighter and set fire to his trouser legs, he wanted to burn the trouser legs, but found that the fire was getting bigger and bigger, and the flames kept jumping on his body, and he couldn't put out them, so anxious that he yelled.

"Oh, Gao Feng, come and put out the fire, the fire is going to roast me. ”

Gao Feng put out the fire with a bucket of water, and when he looked at the quality director, most of the trouser legs were burned off, similar to a half of the pants, the left eyebrow was burned, and the hair was burned out a lot.

"Director Wang, you don't have to perm your hair anymore, your good standard for perming your head is still ion perm. ”

"Gao Feng, don't laugh at me, I have to hurry up and ask the family to send money over, you are waiting for me here." ”

The quality director didn't go back to change clothes, he ran in the direction of the bank again, ran out 500 meters away, and he ran back again.

"Director Wang, why did you come back?"

Gao Feng saw the quality director running back, stopped him and asked, and the quality director stroked his hair.

"Gao Feng, no, I sent the money home, and the family is waiting for the money to buy materials for decoration, why should I let the family send it back, I don't want to be scolded by my wife." ”

Only then did the quality director understand that he himself was remitting the money back to buy decoration materials, and finally remitted it back, why did he let it be remitted back, which is unreasonable.

Gao Feng said: "Director Wang, this is the case, this is my money, not your own money, you remit my money home, then you don't let the family remit it back." ”

"Oh, that's the case, then I'll send it back to my family now. ”

When the quality director heard this, he ran to the bank again, ran five hundred meters away, and he came back.

"No, Gao Feng, how can this money be yours, this money is my own, how can you be so kind to send me the money home!"

"Oh, Director Wang, that's the case, this money wasn't mine, it was given to me by someone, I thought it was your money, so I put it under your pillow. ”

Gao Feng hurriedly explained, and the quality director shook his head: "No, how is this possible, people give you money, how can you put the money under my pillow, you don't have a short circuit in your brain, this is obviously my own money." ”

"Oh, Director Wang, let me ask you, have we not paid our salaries for a few months, have you been looking for people to borrow money everywhere in the past two days, just for the decoration of your home?"

The quality director replied: "Yes, I haven't paid my salary for a few months, so I'm anxious, and I'm looking for everyone to borrow money for urgent use, but I didn't expect these bastards, usually called brothers, when it comes to the critical time to borrow money, no one is willing to lend me money." ”

Gao Feng said: "Yes, this proves that you haven't borrowed money, this proves that you don't have money, the money under your pillow is mine, not mine, it was given to me." ”

The quality director touched his head and thought: "Yes, it's the same thing, I really didn't borrow a penny, this money may really be yours, the money given to you by others." ”

"I'll go, Gao Feng, you have repented of what you mean, and the material dealer will send you money. ”

The quality director thought about it, and then slapped his thigh and screamed.

"Director Wang, be quiet, what do I regret, this is a material dealer, yes, I was kept in the dark, I didn't know that this bag was money, I thought it was dumplings, and I wouldn't accept money from the material dealer, so let you quickly recover the money and return it to me." ”

"Oh, Gao Feng, what kind of society is it now, you are still so honest, don't give you money in vain, the wool is out of the sheep, and the money they send you is also earned from you."

Gao Feng, it just so happens that I am in an emergency, so you can lend me this money and pay it back to you when I pay my salary. ”

The quality director also persuaded Gao Feng to accept the money from the material supplier, and today's society is concerned about the relationship of interests.

Gao Feng said: "Director Wang, that's not good, you have to return the money to me, I'll send it back to the material supplier now, otherwise, how can I face the material supplier." ”

"Hey, Gao Feng, we have been living together for a long time, and the two of us have a close relationship, and it can be said that we have slept with each other for a long time, don't you still believe in my Director Wang's personality, I said that I will pay you back my salary, then I will definitely pay it back to you, you can rest assured." ”

The quality director reassured Gao Feng that he would not not pay back the money, and said that it was not easy to regret it, and he also reassured Gao Feng that he would keep his mouth shut and would not tell others about Gao Feng's remorse.

"No, Director Wang, you have to pay it back to me now, it must be now, let the family send it over within ten minutes. ”

Gao Feng also took action, lifted the quality director, and went to the Postal Savings Office in Tulou Town.

The quality director was like a chicken carried by Gao Feng, he kept fluttering his hands and feet, and kept yelling at Gao Feng.

"Gao Feng, how can you do this, I know this is your repentant money, and I also said that I would pay it back to you, why don't you believe me like this!"

"Director Wang, you shut your mouth for me, how can you shout on the street about my peak repentance, this is not to let the whole street know about it, if this is transmitted to the project department, then my peak will not become a person who regrets." ”

Gao Feng covered the mouth of the quality director, kept mentioning him to the postal savings office, threw him in front of the counter, and slapped the counter and yelled at the clerks inside.

"Hey, comrade, please hurry up and help him get my repentant money back!"

The clerk was a lesbian in her thirties, she stared at Gao Feng, she had an eyelid patch on her eyelids, this is the adhesive tape used by female comrades to stick double eyelids, the adhesive tape used by people to put double eyelids is relatively small, but this female comrade's adhesive tape is very large, as big as the band-aid.

"Comrade, I'm talking to you, did you hear clearly, I asked you to quickly help him get back my repentant money, you stare at what I'm doing, don't think that with an eye patch, you are a double eyelid, you just hold a toothpick on it, and you are also a single eyelid!"

The lesbian glared at herself, and Gao Feng felt very unhappy and yelled at her angrily.

"I checked, the old lady is in her thirties so old, I haven't seen the repentant person so arrogant, the old lady also told you, you think the old lady is sticking double eyelids, the old lady is sticking single eyelids.

Boy, your dad won't be Li Gang, even if your dad is Li Gang, my mother is not afraid of you, because my mother's father is also called Li Gang, I'll help you get a fart, my mother is going to report you for repentance now!"

Gao Feng was fierce to the female comrade, but he didn't expect this female comrade to be more fierce than him, picked up a big teacup and slapped it on the counter, and the waist was like a lion's roar in Hedong.

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