Lin Kai always felt that Shao Disheng's vision was a little wrong when he looked at him, and there was something wrong with the aura that came uninvited.

Even chatting with Principal Zhang about the hotly discussed anti-piracy action, this one didn't say much, and drank tea on the side.

"Lao Zhang, I heard a beautiful word not long ago, and I will share it with you. After Lin Kai's discussion came to an end, Shao Disheng said slowly for a while.

"Oh, it just so happens that Kobayashi is also here, let's take a closer look. Zhang Changzhou did not doubt that he was suddenly interested.

"Women are those who please themselves," Shao Disheng's eyes glanced at Lin Kai again as he spoke.

Just such a 6-word short sentence, there must be another sentence of the battle, but it can't be matched if you want to break your head. ”

"Women are those who please themselves?" Zhang Changzhou's eyes narrowed, "Those who please themselves: people who appreciate and like themselves." Rong should be used as a verb, to modify, to dress up. ”

Shao Disheng: "It can not only unilaterally express the emotions between lovers, but also extend to the efforts made by people to repay their confidants because of the rarity of bosom friends." ”

"After the battle between a man and a woman, it should be said that a man is a confidant...... Death?" Principal Zhang muttered and fell into deep thought.

Shao Disheng: "Not necessarily, men and women fight against each other, and they can also fight against themselves to become happy, or it can be that men die for their own pleasure." ”

Lin Kai couldn't help twitching his face when he listened to Shao Disheng's confrontation, he had heard a funny saying about this sentence in his previous life.

"Xiao Lin, do you already have a good idea with a smile on your face?" Shao Disheng, who had been paying attention to Lin Kai, suddenly asked.

"Teacher Shao, why don't you replace that dead word with a poor word?"

"Women are pleasing to themselves, and men are poor to be pleasing to themselves?"

"Poof"

Shao Disheng just read it out here, and Zhang Changzhou's tea had already squirted out, but fortunately, there was no one opposite him, otherwise he was afraid that he would not be drenched with a fragrant tea fairy dew.

"You kid, you have a good talent to use in the crooked way!" Shao Disheng glared at Lin Kai with a dissatisfied face, "Hurry up and come up with a perfect one for me!"

"Uh......" Lin Kai didn't dare to say anything more, although he already had an answer in his heart, but for the time being, he could only pretend to think.

"Haha, Xiaolin's poor word has also been changed well, women dress up beautifully in order to like their men, and men will spend everything for the women they like. ”

Zhang Changzhou wiped the tea on his front placket and said with a smile, "I also said the current situation of those men and women who love each other." ”

Shao Disheng: "You still praise him, a good elegant sentence was made so cheesy by him." ”

Zhang Changzhou: "Hahahaha, Lao Shao, don't forget that literature is an elegant and vulgar appreciation, give Xiaolin some time, I think he shouldn't let us down." ”

Lin Kai sweated in his heart, this ginger is still old and spicy, don't look at Principal Zhang's praise for a long time, the task of making a good sentence fell on his head.

"I've come up with another sentence here, but don't bury me anymore when you say it. Lin Kai pretended to be frightened and said.

Shao Disheng: "Tell me, I can still eat you!"

Zhang Changzhou: "It's okay, read it out and listen to it." ”

"The woman is the one who is pleased, and the man is the one who knows the death. Lin Kai deliberately read these words out in reverse order.

"The woman is pleasing to the one, the scholar is the one who knows the death, the woman is the one who is happy, the one who knows the one is dead, and the woman is the one ......who is happy" Shao Disheng, who had repeated it several times, suddenly had a bright light in his eyes.

"The one who knows is dead, and the woman is the one who is happy!" Shao Disheng paused for a moment, "Is it more appropriate to do this in reverse?"

Zhang Changzhou: "Well, the scholar is a man, the woman is a fighter, the knowledge is happy, and the death is praised! ”

"You kid is really talented, but you have to do it yourself!" Shao Disheng stared at Lin Kai again, then patted his ass and laughed.

"What kind of wit is this old Shao?" Zhang Changzhou muttered with some puzzlement.

Lin Kai saw sweat on his forehead, knowing that this "sweeping monk" must have noticed that Sun Xiaomei's sentence was inseparable from him, and he was here to warn himself.

But you really have to do it yourself, don't do something wrong when the ghost is confused.

After chatting for a while, Lin Kai saw the other three people fiddling with their "assassins" as soon as he returned to the dormitory, "Your shoes are really good!"

"Damn, you don't like it?"

Lin Kai wanted to laugh when he caught a glimpse of Wang Xiaoshan pulling his tongue and looking inside.

Wang Xiaoshan: "Haha, the first time you wear new shoes, you don't have any taste, how can you be willing to buy such an expensive guy?"

"Someone else sent it. Lin Kai thought about it and said it truthfully, otherwise he wouldn't believe it if he bought it himself.

"Who sent the phone call first?" Zong Jie suddenly started to gossip.

"Why are you asking so much, wouldn't it be good to go back and ask your family Wang Shuangshuang to buy you a pair. As soon as Lin Kai spoke, he felt bad, but he couldn't take it back.

Wang Xiaoshan: "Yo, this relationship is still from a girl?"

"Li Xue? Zong Jie rubbed his chin with his hand and shook his head.

Zhang Tao: "Could it be Dong Wenli from our class?"

Wang Xiaoshan: "This can be had, she likes our Kaizi for a day or two." ”

Zong Jie: "I'll send you a task, go back and contact Zhou Qi to inquire about it?"

Wang Xiaoshan: "Damn, it's me again, don't go!"

Zhang Tao: "You're stupid again, aren't you? Zhou Qi, I don't look bad, doesn't this just provide you with a chance to get in touch?"

"When I'm stupid?" Wang Xiaoshan was not angry, "In the eyes of the girls in our class, I am a non-existent!"

"Hahahaha, so let you exist for a while, hahahaha!"

Lin Kai rolled his eyes when he heard this, where is this? It's just that he can't tell in the face of this group of bad friends, so he can only walk to his desk and open the computer to prepare code words.

As soon as he opened the posture, the mobile phone video invitation rang, and when he saw that it was Tao Jing's side, Lin Kai hurriedly ran to the balcony to pick it up.

"Hey, hey, hey," Wang Xiaoshan immediately called, "Look at Kaizi's mysterious appearance, it must be the heroine who delivered the shoes to appear, and the brothers hurriedly tried it with the elimination method." ”

Zhang Tao: "Rub, if you don't go to be an agent, it's just buried, I'll contact Dong Wenli." ”

Zong Jie: "Then I'll contact Sun Xiaomei, this girl didn't always look for Kai Zimo some time ago." ”

"Hehe, as wise as me Wang Xiaoshan......" Wang Xiaoshan spread his hands, "Then who do I contact?"

Lin Kai closed the balcony door while connecting the video invitation, "You just got up over there, right?"

"Well, didn't you take a bath today? Do you know that chatting while taking a bath can increase the chance of peach blossom luck?"

"Cut, aren't you my Peach Blossom Yunmo," Lin Kai said so inexplicably, and hurriedly added, "Among my friends, your name is Peach Blossom." ”

"It seems that you have been going to the house to uncover the tiles without fighting for three days, don't be poor, let me ask you, when will you stop?"

"I guess it's going to take a while, at least all the pirated fiction sites will have to be shut down. ”

"Then you pack the manuscript and send it to me first. ”

“......”

"Don't worry, I'll delete it after reading it, but I used to be your editor-in-charge, didn't I?

"Oh. ”

"Okay, send it quickly, otherwise don't blame me for harassing you in the middle of the night, it's good to do it, bye. ”

Lin Kai looked at the blacked video with a wry smile on his face, this is good, he was reminded twice a night to be self-conscious.