Chapter 211: Anti-Chicken Soup!
"Well, that's it. ”
The big-breasted beauty looked innocent.
Song Dong and Cai Yongjie couldn't laugh well, and the camera was given to Chen Yan on the side, who was also happy.
With a series of hahaha subtitles and the demonic laughter of the three, the audience was also happy.
Ma Yuan looked at the girl and said, "Otherwise, let's stop talking about the debate, let's talk about your mobile phone number." ”
Cai Yongjie couldn't laugh on the side: "Girl, what kind of job are you looking for?"
Song Dong leaned back in the chair behind him and said, "You are an educated woman, right?"
"Yes. ”
"In your previous information, you also said that you have been abroad, you must know that in today's free society, you can't simply say who is noble and who is not noble, everyone has their own free choice. ”
The girl defended: "What I have said from beginning to end is that the person who works is noble, and the labor is glorious. ”
"Then why isn't it noble if you don't work?" Song Dong looked at her.
The girl seemed to be a little confused, "Uh, because~~ Grandpa Taizu said that labor is the most glorious." ”
"Is what Grandpa Taizu said the truth?"
The girl was a little overwhelmed: "I~~ am more supportive of Grandpa Mao." ”
"So because you support him, what he says is the truth?"
At this point, the girl couldn't hold it at all, and the audience was also happy.
"Oh, this girl is really brainless. ”
"It's so beautiful and has big breasts, but it's a pity that this piece of logic is so weak?"
"Poof! Now appearance is justice, what else do you have to do with appearance, if there are two girls to choose for you, one is like this, beautiful breasts and long thighs, but the IQ is not enough;
"Nonsense, I'm going to pick this one. ”
"Isn't that the end of it?"
"Against that barrage, I don't choose this. ”
The barrage was lively, and after such a play at the beginning, it can be regarded as arousing their interest.
Sometimes making a show is the same as writing, it depends on whether the beginning can attract viewers or readers, and the beginning is as important as a woman's face.
Qian Wei's face was always a little gloomy, but he didn't speak, from the beginning to the present, this show is extremely good, above the level, although Chen Yan's hosting in the early stage is only an interspersed role, but the real core and host should be the three guests.
The show continued, and then one contestant after another came in, among which there were also frequent golden sentences.
The reason why the second girl came to the show was to prove that she could speak, and she had plastic surgery before.
Cai Yongjie asked, "Do you mind if you have plastic surgery yourself?"
Girl: "I don't feel like I'm fake, and I don't feel like I have any traces of plastic surgery." ”
Song Dongshen mended the knife: "No traces of plastic surgery means that the doctor you are looking for is very good?"
The audience burst into laughter.
"Ouch, I'll go, why didn't I find Song Dong so poisonous before?"
"This show is fun!"
"This Song Dong really has such a powerful mouth. ”
And the next one on the field, this one is the Queen of Truth who faces the darkness of human nature, she comes to oppose Chicken Soup for the Soul, her name is Ma Wei, and the debate topic is "Positive energy without logic is negative energy".
Ma Yuan immediately complained: "What does it mean when you say this and don't say it? This itself is chicken soup for the soul." ”
Cai Yongjie and the two just laughed.
Ma Yuan continued: "I don't watch it, can I not see her?"
Song Dong said: "I heard that it is the female version of me? I have to meet me, I haven't taken a picture for a long time." ”
The audience was delighted.
"These three people are really funny, so self-defeating?"
Then, a well-dressed lady in a suit, ponytail, smartly dressed, and wearing red glasses walked in.
"The three teachers are good, Teacher Chen Yan is good, the beauties are good, and the handsome guys are good. ”
Ma Yuan said: "There is still a director over there. ”
"Hello Director. Ma Wei stretched out her hand to say hello.
All three were happy.
However, the style of painting suddenly changed, and Ma Wei looked at the three of them: "A short skirt boy group." ”
The three of them laughed, and Cai Yongjie said with a smile: "Thank you for complimenting." ”
Ma Wei continued: "This, I have heard three teachers outside say that I am the female version of Teacher Song Dong, and I have a small protest against this, at least I don't look alike, right?"
Song Dong smiled: "Haha, speaking of which, I am a little similar to Teacher Deng Nan, and you look a little like her." ”
Deng Nan is a table tennis senior in the sports world, and the picture also gives a timely comparison of the looks of Song Dong and Deng Nan, with subtitles and music, which is also quite joyful.
"Really, then Teacher Deng Nan has been in pain several times late at night, right?"
Burst!
The audience laughed, I'll go, this player's mouth is really powerful, even more powerful than Song Dong!
"Ouch, you're going to laugh at me. ”
"Fun. ”
The audience was amused, and then the debate began.
Ma Wei: "I'm a person, I often become a person who transmits negative energy late at night, and strives to become a rat poop in the chicken soup for the soul." Our common chicken soup for the soul is generally divided into two kinds, one is called career-type chicken soup for the soul, and the other is called ** erotic chicken soup.
For example, the recent sentence 'Today you ignore me, tomorrow I want you to climb high', it sounds awesome with sparks, full of counterattack atmosphere, in fact, it is illogical, unreasonable, whoever drinks is unlucky. Why?
It's very simple, this thing is not operable, it first points out the situation, no one pays attention to it, no one can afford to climb, it is very miserable. But it doesn't argue, he doesn't say what method or effort to use to reach a state where others can't climb high.
It's a standard trait of Chicken Soup for the Soul: set your aspirations, but don't give you a plan to do it.
Second, this kind of chicken soup for the soul also seems to be a very bad person, he is immoral, why? Because others ignore you, but one day when you go to a high position, what will you do to others? I will definitely make you unattainable! You know what? You hate villains, but once you succeed, you will become a villain you hate!
Therefore, this kind of chicken soup for the soul, frankly speaking, is where the negative energy of life lies. ”
Some netizens widened their eyes when they heard this, as if it made some sense.
"I don't know much about it, but it feels so powerful. ”
The audience came to the spirit, and at this time Ma Wei continued: "The second type of chicken soup is called love chicken soup, what is more popular?'If you don't give up on me, I will depend on you for life and death'." Sounds very moving, doesn't it? But have you noticed what the logic is revealed in this? Yes, only if you are like this to me, I will be like that to you, and this is full of the equivalent exchange principle of bargaining in the vegetable market! What about sacrificing for love? Saying that it is good to dedicate to love? What about saying that it is good to have no regrets about love?"
After listening to it, netizens felt a little confused.
How do you feel, it makes sense?