After greeting the guests, Bai Fan crooked his mouth and walked to the door of the expert clinic with an evil smile on his face, raised his hands and clapped them a few times. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

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Faced with a noisy scene, he slapped his slap a few times, coughed again, and then said with a smile:

"Hello neighbors, distinguished guests, patients and their families, relatives and friends!

My name is Bai Fan, I am the only doctor of Bai Fan's incurable disease specialist clinic, with your support, my clinic was opened, here, I sincerely thank the friends who have supported and helped me, and thank you for your support!

Taking advantage of the opening of this clinic, in order to give back to the society and thank friends for their support, we decided to announce three things in public:

First things first: this clinic specializes in treating incurable diseases, diseases that cannot be treated by major hospitals, such as cancer, leukemia, AIDS, vegetative diseases, and strange diseases that cannot be detected...... Wait a minute;

The second thing: this clinic treats two diseases at the same time:

1. Paranormal diseases;

2. Madness, mental illness, sheep epilepsy.

The third thing: the clinic does not charge any money:

1. The poor people do not collect money;

2. If it is not cured, no money will be charged.

In addition, this clinic is also engaged in beauty, breast enhancement two unique activities, want to beauty breast enhancement female friends, please come, my slogan is:

If you want to be as beautiful, give as much as you want!

Thank you for sharing the word and spreading the word!"

As a result, there was a round of applause among the guests, and some people asked loudly in confusion: "Bai Shenxian, why do you only treat diseases that cannot be treated in hospitals?" cancer, leukemia, AIDS, ...... Can it be cured?"

"Thank you for your question, let me answer cautiously, cancer is packed in the early and middle stages, and the advanced stage will live at least five more years.

Of course, I am not a rumored immortal, and there will be diseases that cannot be cured, and if they cannot be cured, I will not take a penny!"

Speaking of this, Bai Fan saw that some patients had painful faces on their faces, and immediately stopped talking in the vernacular and announced loudly:

Now, the on-site treatment has begun, and all patients, please line up in order, in front of the chairs in the corridor, all marked with numbers.

So, there was a big chaos at the scene, and the patient's family immediately began to arrange their seats, hundreds of patients and their families, of course, the scene would be a little chaotic, but Bai Fan was not in a hurry, but waited quietly with a smile.

After all the patients sat down, he announced loudly: "From today onwards, the first three days of the opening of Bai Fan's expert clinic will be free of charge for the first three patients per day, but after curing your illness, remember to help me publicize it!"

Speaking of this, he raised his voice and said:

"Can you do it?"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"Definitely!"

"Good!"

"Medium!"

……

All kinds of strange dialects suddenly shouted out of the mouths of patients and family members, making Bai Fan almost drunk......

It seems that the population mobility in China is really large, only 300 people, and there are so many provincial dialects.

Bai Fan smiled and thought nonsense in his heart.

Seeing that everyone agreed so happily, Bai Fan didn't say much, raised his hand to everyone, raised his hand with a smile, and then pressed down violently, announced:

"Open the clinic!"

As soon as the word "opening" came out, everyone was jubilant, and Bai Fan immediately sat down at the only doctor's desk in the specialist outpatient clinic.

"Patient in seat 1, come up. ”

At this time, a young couple of about thirty helped a middle-aged woman over, Bai Fan looked at the young couple and praised:

"Your husband and wife are really right, both of you are anxious, otherwise, you won't be able to occupy the first place, and now you two can save money from the old nose. ”

"This is all the blessing of the White Immortals, otherwise, my mother doesn't know how much suffering and how many sins she will have to suffer!"

"Well, okay, don't say much politely, the clinic is open. ”

So, Bai Fan stretched out his right hand and asked the middle-aged female patient to also stretch out his hand, pinch her pulse, and quietly diagnose it.

In fact, he had already clicked on the Tianyan system, and examined the internal organs of the middle-aged female patient's body.

After about five minutes, he put down the female patient's pulse and asked, "You have been sick for half a year, and you feel a faint pain in your left shoulder or back, but you can tolerate it, right?"

I like to break out in cold sweats, night terrors, and sleep badly when I sleep at night, as if I have a premonition that something bad is going to happen, right?"

"Yes, Doctor Bai, what kind of illness do you think I have? I can't get sick, I'm only fifty-seven years old this year. ”

"Men are afraid of three, six and nine, and women are afraid of one, five or seven. It stands to reason that you are going to leave this year, you have advanced lung cancer that has metastasized to your left shoulder blade, and you also have signs of cancer spreading in your right kidney.

If it weren't for the opening of my clinic, you wouldn't be able to do it in three months at most!"

"What? I'm terminally cancerous?"

The middle-aged woman was so frightened that her face turned pale and she almost fainted.

The young couple hurriedly hugged their mother and said embarrassedly, "Doctor Bai, we have been hiding from our mother......"

"I know, I don't have to explain. ”

Bai Fan nodded, he understood that most cancer patients did not know their condition.

"Doctor Bai, you are really a miracle doctor, you didn't even ask about your condition, you can see it more accurately than the hospital, my mother's illness is exactly the same as what you said, it's really a god!" The middle-aged woman's son praised loudly with his eyes lit up.

And all the guests, including Yang Lulu, Boss Wang, his friends Lu Dahai, Yu Wangyang, and Minister Wang of the Provincial Military Region, were very concerned about this diagnosis, because Bai Fan had been a student before, and he had never heard that he could cure diseases.

If you can't even cure yourself with a cold, what kind of cancer will you cure? That's just playing the piano and fanciful!

Yu Wangyang and Lu Dahai secretly scolded in their hearts: "Ya's ghost old man, now it's a dead shell lang who fell into the dung heap ----- make a fortune!"

When the middle-aged woman heard that it was an advanced stage of lung cancer, she was almost stunned, and when she heard Bai Fan say that it seemed that he had a good diagnosis, she immediately cried and begged with tears in her eyes:

"White Immortal, please help me heal, I'm only fifty-seven years old, I really don't want to die, and I can't die!"

The middle-aged woman cried and begged and wept at the same time, her face became worse and worse, and she turned from the original miserable white to blue and white.

"It's okay, auntie, don't cry, I'll treat you, but you have to be seen three times in total, this time it's free, and the next time it's inevitable. ”

"We don't have to pay for it, we don't have to pay for it, how can we not pay for such a big illness? This is a terrible disease!"

The middle-aged woman's son said loudly.

"No, today I said that it is exempt, that is, it is exempt, the next consultation will come back in a week, and the third consultation will come back in twenty days, do you understand?"

"Understood. ”

"Xiaowei, has the needle box been sterilized?" Bai Fan turned his head and asked one of the two nurses.

Xiao Wei ran over neatly, and said coquettishly: "Here, just eliminate the poison!" After handing it to Bai Fan, he left with a red face and shyness, busy with other things.

Seeing that the needle box had been poisoned, Bai Fan stood up and said to the young couple: "Help your mother to the massage table, sleep on the bed, and then help her take off her upper clothes." ”

"Good!"

After all the preparations of the young couple were completed, Bai Fan took the needle box and walked in calmly, and the needle was burned.

Half an hour later, the young couple walked out with his mother with a ruddy face, Bai Fan took a towel, wiped the sweat on his face, and said:

"You two, come back in a week, if you are not at ease, you can go to the hospital in a week to take a film first, and come back after you get the results. ”

"Okay, White Immortal, thank you in advance, we'll see you in a week. Seeing that his mother seemed to be better after receiving acupuncture treatment, the son said loudly.

Bai Fan nodded, silently sent them away, then turned his head to look at the patient who was sitting still, and shouted:

"Patient No. 2, please come and see the doctor. ”

Patient No. 2 is a middle-aged man who has no family to accompany him, and he came alone.

This man's face was blue, and there was a little blue in the center of his eyebrows, which could be seen with the naked eye, and as soon as he sat down at the position of the trumpet, he was about to tell his condition.

Bai Fan waved his hand at him and said:

"Seeing a doctor here is different from the hospital, the hospital asks the patient and prescribes medicine, and doesn't even take the pulse, but here I call the pulse first, and then I will tell you the condition, you just listen to me and whether I am right or not. ”

Then, he took the middle-aged man's pulse, numbered the pulse for three minutes, put it down, and then whispered in the middle-aged man's ear:

"Sir, your profession is to touch the golden hand, right?"

"You... You... You ......"

The middle-aged man blinked, his face was surprised, and he asked in surprise, "You can see this?"

Hey, hey, hey......

Bai Fan smiled mysteriously and continued:

"About a month ago, you and your companions discovered an ancient tomb and tried to get in, but we didn't dig anything, and the people did what they are now, right, or right?

What I don't understand is that it makes sense that at least three people should be like you, otherwise you would have been dead a long time ago?"

When the middle-aged man heard this, his face was very embarrassed, and he glanced around a few times secretly, and whispered in his mouth:

"This, that, well......"

Bai Fan didn't urge him, just looked at him with a smile on his face and a pair of dark eyes.

In the end, the middle-aged man couldn't stand Bai Fan's eyes that seemed to be able to see through people's hearts, and finally told the truth:

"White Immortal, you are a true god!"

After saying this, he took a long breath, as if he had made up some kind of determination, and said eloquently:

"We have a total of four brothers, all of them are like this, we check and treat everywhere, and they all say that they are not sick, and I am here to fight today. ”

Seeing this, Yang Lulu, Minister Wang, Expert Jiang, Boss Wang, Yu Wangyang, Lu Dahai, Gao Ming and his wife, Boss Zhang and his wife, as well as the neighbors, all the patients and their families all understood:

God, this White Doctor is really a living immortal!

After a moment of surprise, the middle-aged man took the lead in applauding, and everyone responded.

For a while, there was thunderous applause in the pre-clinic clinic, and the best salute was put for the opening of the clinic of the white immortals......