Chapter 414: A Group of Savage Aunts
After this batch of more than 50 people have been donated, a large number of people have come one after another, and these people are different from these 50-odd people, these people carry a lot of items on their shoulders.
There are old clothes and shoes, seventy percent of new sheets, quilts and other textiles, as well as old household items, rice cookers, electric kettles and other household appliances.
Most of these people are middle-aged people in their forties, and most of them are women, running sweaty, like a large number of refugees fleeing.
The voices of the women were so loud that they could be heard shouting dozens of meters away from the box.
"Hey, where is that dying grandfather, he's dying, he's dying, why is he still running to the song hall to sing. ”
"Sister, there's nothing unusual about this, we still let the striptease dancer perform when he dies, this old man is about to die, it's not too much to let him roar twice. ”
"Yes, what you said makes sense, our old man died and was buried in the soil, and their children and grandchildren also burned the girl who was escorted to the old man in the underworld. ”
"What you said is very reasonable, society is moving forward, there are all kinds of strange things, what do we care about so much, we only hear that we want to donate money for the operation fee, we take the old things at home and donate them, and whoever still donates money is a fool. Some time ago, a girl exposed what will be exposed, and the money donated by the big guy doesn't know which person's pocket it is, only donating this old thing is the most cost-effective, even if you do good deeds and your conscience is not lost. ”
This is a group of aunts, the power of aunts is endless, their truth is also the last word, and it is also the most economical and cost-effective truth, to put it bluntly, aunts will plan.
The group of aunts quickly blocked the box, which was full of old items they were carrying on their shoulders, and they were still very anxious, as if they were in a hurry to be reincarnated.
"Hey, who is the bookkeeper, this is eighty percent of my family's new quilts, and this is ninety percent of my family's new sheets, you have to remember it clearly, don't mix it with the old sheets donated by others. ”
The aunts were noisy and quarrelling, they also rolled up their arms and sleeves, and some even rolled up their trouser legs, as if they were peasant women planting rice.
Gao Feng stood in front of them with a smile on his face: "Hehe, aunts, I'm an accountkeeper, you have a hundred and thirty hearts, this handsome guy doesn't know anything, but he can remember the accounts clearly." ”
The aunts stared at the peak in front of them, just like a mother-in-law looking for a new son-in-law.
"Boy, it's your grandfather who has cancer, it's your kid's grandfather who is dying.
Boy, aunts can tell you, if your grandfather really has cancer, then you can take care of the aftermath as soon as possible, don't waste that unjust money.
Boy, think about it here, what is the most cheating thing now, that is the most cheating hospital, the doctor will scare the patient to death with a word.
Boy, my aunt will tell you a personal experience, a few days ago, my aunt went to a hospital in Xiaoyue City to see her ears, and my aunt's ears were itchy for several days, and my aunt couldn't hold it anymore so I went to the hospital to find a doctor.
Boy, do you know what the otolaryngology doctor said after looking at Aunt Ben's ear?"
One of the aunts also pointed at Gao Feng's head with his fingers, asking him to think about it here, the aunt spoke very fast, so that Comrade Gao Feng had no chance to reply, and that mouth was like a heavy machine gun, constantly strafing and sweeping the plane in the sky.
"Boy, the doctor who saw the otolaryngology department said to Aunt Ben that there was a foreign body in Aunt Ben's ear, and asked Aunt Ben to hurry up and pay the fee, and it would be sixty yuan to take out the foreign body, which scared Aunt Ben so much that Aunt Ben ran to pay the bill without thinking about it.
Boy, what do you think, Aunt Ben has a foreign body in her ear, so it's okay, Aunt Ben thought it was a caterpillar or something else, or something worse.
Wait for Aunt Ben to pay the fee, and let the doctor take out the foreign body for Aunt Ben to take a look, you kid guess, what kind of foreign body this doctor took out.
Boy, you can't guess what a foreign body is, Aunt Ben looks at you for the sake of being quite handsome, and you are quite worthy of Aunt Ben's eldest daughter, so Aunt Ben will tell you, the foreign body that the doctor took out of Aunt Ben's ear is a piece of earwax.
Boy, that bastard doctor, said that Aunt Ben had a foreign body in her ear, which turned out to be a big lump of ear droppings from Aunt Ben, which can be regarded as his grandmother's foreign body, and it cost Aunt Ben sixty yuan.
Boy, Aunt Ben even had to bargain with the vegetable vendor for a long time to buy a dollar of green onions, but today she was slaughtered by this doctor, if Aunt Ben had known that this foreign object was a piece of ear droppings, then Aunt Ben would definitely not let this bastard doctor take it, but went back and took it out with a matchstick.
But ah, Aunt Ben didn't spare the bastard doctor, Aunt Ben scolded him half to death on the spot, took away his set of medical tools, and at the same time took off the white coat on his body, and finally knocked out the bastard's nose and mouth with a basin of foreign objects.
Boy, Aunt Ben can tell this bastard doctor, if you dare to fucking pull out a foreign object from Aunt Ben's ear, then Aunt Ben will knock you out of a basin of foreign objects. ”
This aunt is not only big and thick, but her style of speaking and acting is also very strong.
The aunt comrade snapped for more than ten minutes before she stopped, and Gao Feng hurriedly answered.
"Auntie, don't get me wrong, it's not that this handsome guy's grandfather has cancer, but this handsome guy's grandfather has cancer, the person you want to donate is him, this handsome guy is just obliged to keep an account for him. ”
The aunts shifted their eyes to Miao Buzheng's face, they looked at Miao Buzheng like a monkey, and Miao Buzheng looked very hairy, and his whole body was uncomfortable as if he had a thorn.
"It's you kid, you kid looks crooked and bad, it's very different from Aunt Ben's daughter, no wonder your grandfather will get cancer, just your humble appearance, it can't be cancer. ”
This group of aunts can really chatter, seeing that Miao Bu is growing cold and concludes that his grandfather will get cancer, I don't know what the logic is, is there a relationship between cancer and appearance.
Miao Bu was made to cry and laugh by this group of aunts, who not only commented on him, but also moved their hands to pinch and scratch Miao Buzheng, making Miao Bu like an inflatable doll.
Miao Bu was tossed by this group of aunts for a long time, and when the aunts stopped, Miao Bu was crying and asking the young shift manager.
"Girl, who are these people, where did they come from, just like a group of refugees fleeing the famine, they can't be from Afghanistan. ”
Before the young manager could answer, the group of aunts lost their temper and slapped Miao Buzheng with their big mouths one by one.
"Boy, your grandfather can not get cancer, you have a stinky mouth, your grandfather can't have cancer, it won't take long for your kid to get cancer."
Boy, don't look down on people, take a serious look at the aunts, this aunt is an upright Chinese aunt.
Boy, don't you know how powerful Chinese aunts are, think that back then, this aunt went out of the ocean and crossed the sea, and went abroad to buy milk powder, which was a lot of money.
Boy, look at the thick necklaces around the necks of the aunts, they are all fucking gold, and the aunts don't blink their eyes when they buy gold.
Boy, open your dog's eyes and take a closer look, Aunt Ben's dress can be a refugee from Afghanistan, you look at Aunt Ben's famous brand, this is a set of Adidas sportswear, and these shoes are worth more than your kid's clothes. ”
These aunts are not only generous, but also the strength of the slap mouth is also very sufficient, the fan Miao Bu is coming but he spares no effort, but Miao Bu is being fanned dizzy, those aunts are slapping him while asking his direction.
"Boy, do you know where the north is?"
Miao Bu was being slapped and dizzy: "Auntie, it seems that it is the north!"
"You are big in the north, your grandmother is not divided between the north and the south, this is due south, the aunts can tell you, if you don't point out the real north, the aunts will not stop slapping you in the mouth. ”
The aunts asked Miao Buzheng to point out the correct direction to the north, how could Miao Buzheng point it out, wasn't it the manager who led the shift to come over and persuade this group of aunts, Comrade Miao Buzheng didn't say that he was separated from the north, he didn't even know his surname Miao.
"Brother, I'm so embarrassed, my sister didn't know that this would happen, these aunts are relatives and friends that my sister let my sisters and colleagues contact. ”
The group of girls who sang with them, as well as the employees in the song hall, all apologized to Miao Buzheng.
"Brother, I'm sorry, we didn't expect our relatives and friends to treat you like this, so don't take it to heart. ”
Miao Bu was sobered up by Gao Feng's beer splash, and when he came to his senses, he waved his hand to the young shift manager, the accompanying girls, and the employees in the song hall.
"Okay, don't talk about it, let these aunts carry all the things, and carry them back wherever they came from. Your brother can't get these things back that they brought, and if you want to get them back, you have to find a big trailer, which costs a lot of freight. ”
Miao Buzheng's words caused another flying disaster, and the group of aunts rushed over to fan Miao Buzheng with a big mouth, and the young shift manager and the accompanying girls, as well as the employees of the song hall, couldn't stop it.
"I'll check your mother, you bastard, we have a kind heart, donate clothes to your dying grandfather, and you still say such frustrating words, see if the aunts don't fan you to death!"
"Grandma, a ball, you slap the leader of the group, you just slap it hard, you all think that the aunt is amazing, you are all a group of barbaric aunts.
When you donate these clothes, have you ever thought about the feelings of others, there is a poor primary school in my village, that is, the clothes donated by you aunts, donating to it year after year, and now it has reached more than 80 tons of waste clothes, and the school can't fit all the vacant school buildings, but it costs hundreds of thousands of yuan to transport them out, are you doing good deeds, you are harming people like this, you are a group of harmful spirits. ”
The aunts did it again, but this time Miao Bu was furious, and he roared hoarsely at the group of aunts.