Aaron Chow opened a small teahouse in Yuncheng, Shandong, which is not long, and it has just been six years since it was opened in 90 years. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There is no one else working inside, but the old couple is struggling to support it, saying that the teahouse is not specifically for tea drinking, and it also cooks and cooks in it. At first, business was not good, and it was almost closed for a while, but later someone gave them the idea, saying that they could invite some artists to perform in the teahouse and pull guests.

Aaron Chow accepted this suggestion and began to cooperate with some artists, such as Shandong Kuaishu, Henan pendant, Beijing Qinshu or something, the artists came and went in waves, and his teahouse was improving.

At least now you don't have to worry about when it's going to close, and you can save some money. Now Aaron Chow's biggest wish is for his daughter to finish college, speaking of his daughter, Aaron Chow is happy, his daughter has just been admitted to Normal University, and after a few years of study, it will be a proper iron rice bowl, and then find a teacher to teach as a husband, and there will be no need to worry about it in this life.

Thinking of this, Aaron Chow was full of energy, although he was not good, but the child was good. He hummed a little song in his mouth, this song was still he learned from the people who used to sing iron drum in his teahouse, although he couldn't sing it well, but this did not prevent Boss Zhou from dreaming of a happy life in the future.

"There are two shows today, one in the afternoon, one in the evening until eight or nine o'clock in the evening, two yuan per game, thirty people came in the afternoon, and there may be a little more in the evening, so today I will give more than 100 people who talk about cross talk, and I can still earn thirty or forty. ”

But don't think that this algorithm is Aaron Chow's loss, guests don't just listen to the show when they go to the teahouse, tea, snacks, cigarettes, and meals or something, these incomes are all Aaron Chow's alone, and the artists who come have no money to share.

It's just that when I listen to the play, it's two yuan a game, and I can listen to it for an afternoon, and the money in it is twenty-eight, the artist takes eight, and he takes two, Aaron Chow feels that he is already very kind.

Look at the blazing sun on the road outside, they all say that heroes don't earn money in June, but there are still so many people who are busy, their own small teahouse is quite good, and there are a few ceiling fans, and now it is too hot in the afternoon Many people can't stay at home, but the teahouse business is good.

Aaron Chow wiped the hot sweat on his head and looked at the stage, in fact, there was no stage, and they didn't sing, just a small open space, singing a little song, talking about a book, it was enough.

Today's performance is about cross talk, since the last time the fast book left, it didn't take long for two people to talk about cross talk, the leader is still a very young man, they all said that there is no hair on the mouth and things are not firm, Aaron Chow was still a little unhappy at the time, cross talk is not funny and not fun, he himself doesn't like to listen to it.

He was particularly worried that recruiting these two people would affect his teahouse business at that time, but he couldn't save face, so he went up and said that it would be a game to see the effect, and it turned out to be this one, which almost made him laugh so much that he couldn't get up on the ground.

The same is true for the guests of the teahouse, only this time he decided that he must cooperate with these two people, Aaron Chow still admires his vision, and the business of the teahouse has really been driven.

Now there are fewer people coming in the afternoon, and more people in the evening, and everyone can't stay at home. But there are a lot of people, all kinds of things will come, many people don't sit in his seat, they get a small bench and sit in the corner, and they don't eat your things, just spend two yuan to listen to things, there are more people, but Aaron Chow's income is not much higher.

This made him depressed, when he met one of those thick-skinned guests, he had to ask him to ask for a glass of white water to drink, grab a handful of melon seeds to eat, you can't count money with others, so Aaron Chow was even more depressed, he had the heart to recalculate the money with the two people who said cross talk.

"Good ......"

The guests applauded again, saying that the two of them came out again after changing their clothes, and they were still wearing coats in the summer, and they were not afraid of covering the prickly heat.

The young man in his early twenties is the one who talked to him about cooperation at the beginning, this young man is not good-looking, shaved a board, and slightly fat, with thick eyebrows, big eyes and thick lips, he looks very honest, but this person exudes a clever bad energy from his bones, and this contrast is perfectly integrated in this young man, making you want to laugh when you see this person.

The one who was in his thirties was a man in his thirties, who looked quite energetic and looked honest, in contrast to the bad guy.

That's right, this young man is He Xiangdong, if this child is disabled by the standards of idol dramas, but according to the standards of comedy, everyone has to praise "Hey, it's really fake." ”

The one who praised him was He Xiangdong's partner, named Wu Jin, a man in his thirties who was in the prime of life, he and He Xiangdong had been partnering for a few months, and the cooperation was not bad.

He Xiangdong looked at the group of guests sitting below, a smile appeared on his slightly chubby face, even his eyes were crooked, and the audience under his smile also laughed, so happy, this person.

He Xiangdong's voice was no longer immature, a little more hearty, and he said: "It's hard for so many friends to come to support our brothers' field, everyone has broken the cost." ”

He Xiangdong hugged his fists and bowed to the audience, and Wu Jin also bowed.

After getting up, He Xiangdong stretched out his hand and pointed to Wu Jin next to him: "You may have new friends, let me first introduce the big brother next to me." ”

Wu Jin also smiled: "Introduce me." "His level of praise is average, not outstanding, but it is not so bad that the burden will be smashed, and it is okay overall.

He Xiangdong said: "My big brother's name is Wu Jin, and he is a good cross talk actor. ”

Wu Jin hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Oh, you're polite, you're praising me too much." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "This is not praising you, to tell the truth." If you want to say that this cross talk is good, you can't say that your whole person is complete, but you also have to have a good family. ”

Wu Jin also responded: "Eh, that's right. ”

He Xiangdong looked at him enviously and said, "It's really good to say that you are in this family." ”

Wu Jin smiled: "It's okay." ”

"Especially your wife, my sister-in-law, oops. He Xiangdong chirped his lips, and kept wiping his mouth with his sleeves, looking greedy, and laughed evilly: "Oops, hey, hey, ah......"

"Wait a minute, what's wrong with you? Wu Jin hurriedly stopped him, but he couldn't stop him.

Just ask a person who is very honest and suddenly reveals from his bones what it is like to be bad and obscene, that is, He Xiangdong is like this, and the guests below are laughing so badly. The four styles of cross talk performances are handsome and weird, He Xiangdong already had a bad tendency when he was a child, and when he grew up, he was even worse on the road and never returned.

Finally stopped He Xiangdong, He Xiangdong finally got down seriously and stopped convulsing, he smiled and said, "Hey, sister-in-law is beautiful." ”

Wu Jin said angrily: "I want you to say it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Don't get me wrong, my sister-in-law and I are very ordinary friends, why didn't I go to your house to find my sister-in-law last Tuesday." ”

Wu Jin asked, "What were you doing last Tuesday?"

He Xiangdong said: "Hey, you're not here." ”

"If you dare to love, you will go while I am gone?" Wu Jin was dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong waved his hand, looked at him reproachfully, and said with righteous words: "Look at your thoughts, you don't know who your sister-in-law is, my sister-in-law was dressed very seriously that day." ”

Wu Jin asked angrily, "What are you wearing?"

He Xiangdong gestured on his body: "My sister-in-law is wearing a red scarf. ”

"Huh?"

"Then I put on a shoelace on my lower body. ”

"Ahh "Wu Jin is going to be stupid.

He was stupid, but the big men who came to listen to it couldn't stop laughing.

"Nonsense, don't wear it. He Xiangdong narrowed his eyes and pretended to be looking: "I remember that there were a lot of black things next to the shoelaces on my sister-in-law's lower body at that time, I don't know what they were, that ......"

"You wait. Wu Jin grabbed him and asked nervously, "What is this?" ”

He Xiangdong nodded again and again, and said with relief: "Hey, line...... The thread, the thread of the lace, the black one, or what do you think?"

"Call ......" The audience all coaxed.

It is impossible to perform in a small teahouse and a small theater, and it is impossible to have a small scale, and no one really listens to you when you talk about something too elegant. is also thanks to He Xiangdong's extremely attractive face and figure, and the meat jokes he said are not only not disgusted by the audience, but also very pleasing. He's about the same age as his partner, they're both adults, and it's not abrupt to make such jokes.