Chapter 44: The Principal of the Joker (2-in-1)
I opened the email, only to find that it was from a Maixiang Publishing House.
"Hello, your work has been reviewed and does not meet the criteria for signing a contract with our company. β
There was only a simple sentence, but the name of the editor was added, Ren Feng was stunned for a while, wouldn't it, didn't it pass?
It shouldn't be, this novel has been made into a movie in his world, and there is a very good song of the same name, it shouldn't be a youth novel of this quality, it won't pass.
Ren Feng was a little confused, and he also found that the publishing house in this world was a little different from that world, for example, this style of rejection, as well as the speed of review, was also unexpected, and it took less than a day to send it, and he finished reading it?
It's just a beginning, but it doesn't need to be so fast, right?
Ren Feng shook his head, but he was trustworthy in the quality of this novel, so he simply read the replies of other publishers tomorrow.
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I woke up the next day, went to buy breakfast early, then went to the playground for an hour, came back and took a shower, and sat in the office.
"Headmaster, early, you got up so early?"
"Early. β
Ren Feng raised his head, but Su Xuan came from outside.
"Hey, Headmaster, you bought it for me?"
"Yes, Mr. Zhou and Zhao Qiang's also bought it together. β
At this time, Zhao Qiang also pushed the door in, and when he saw this scene, he also smiled innocently: "Principal, in the future, let me go with these things." β
"Okay. Ren Feng said briskly, "From tomorrow onwards, the task of buying breakfast will be handed over to you, Su Xuan, what do you want to eat in the future, tell Zhao Qiang, give Zhao Qiang another month's money, and give him breakfast." β
"Headmaster, you're really ...... You're welcome. β
Su Xuan said helplessly, while Zhao Qiang was smiling innocently.
"Hmm, it's delicious, I said principal, when will the school have funds?" Su Xuan said vaguely while biting the bun, "I'm already busy, but there's nothing to do, and now that the school is so small, there is no need to structure it at all." β
"Rest assured, something will be done soon. β
"You say that every time. β
Ren Feng was helpless, and at the same time, Lu Xun also pushed the door in, greeted him with a smile, and still held the pipe in his hand.
"Good morning, sir. β
After eating, it was time to start work, Ren Feng also took a look at his mailbox, except for the publishing house that reviewed it faster last night, the rest of the dozen or so had no news.
It should be passed, Ren Feng is a little unsure, if the review speed is fast enough, the remaining dozen or so publishing houses should soon have results, but the results of the first publishing house are a bit of a blow to Ren Feng.
Since this road will not work for a short time, Ren Feng will wait for the rest of the methods, that is, the first step of funding, and if the initial funds are in place, the rest of the things will be much easier.
He thought about it, turned on the computer and prepared to check it, to see if there were other ways to get money faster.
After being on Weibo, yesterday's incident at Urilan University was still relatively hot, but Ren Feng and Lu Xun were no longer in the whirlpool of focus.
Under Ren Feng's Weibo, there are still some people commenting, and some people in the poetry world on Weibo are also discussing Ren Feng's poem.
After a brief look, Ren Feng clicked on Lu Xun's Weibo again, his profile has been changed to a teacher at Nanxing College, and since yesterday, he has also been constantly updating Weibo, but his Weibo is a sharp criticism of China's current politics and social problems.
Ren Feng brushed it again, and after looking for a long time, he didn't find a better way.
Frowning, Ren Feng put his thoughts on his previous classmates again, but then shook his head.
To be honest, none of his classmates who studied at BJ's university before were in Yuezhou, and those alumni in Cambridge were naturally in the UK and couldn't be counted on.
It seems that you still have to rely on yourself.
Ren Feng flipped through Weibo while thinking about it, and inadvertently turned to a piece of news.
"[The strongest slogan in history: 24-hour continuous network power outage] The hottest recruitment season of the year is coming, let's take a look at the slogans used by major schools to recruit students, among them, there is such a new school, and the slogan is that the network is constantly powered off 24 hours a day, which immediately aroused the onlookers of netizens......"
"Constantly losing power on the Internet, this school is very good at finding a way, it's completely a sword. β
"Yes, most of these schools are now 'the first XXX major in the country', 'the leading level in the country, and the strong education teachers', which is not new at all. β
"The school will play, give it a thumbs up. β
Ren Feng shook his head, this kind of propaganda slogan is easy to show off? He thought about it, and simply posted a Weibo directly.
This Weibo was sent out, and immediately some fans refreshed it.
"It's rare, Principal Ren would take the initiative to post on Weibo, but what the hell is this he posted?"
"Tell a story? What's wrong with Principal Ren?"
"It's a little confusing, this story is silly, it's not brilliant--! How can you play like this? This advertisement, should it be so hard?"
"God turn, offer my knees. β
"Poof! Hahaha! I laughed, and now I realize that those so-called school slogans are really weak compared to Principal Ren, how can Principal Ren's head grow? Why is it different from us?"
"No, I have to tell my friends about this, I'm really laughing at it. β
"To be honest, I'm thrilled to see it! If it weren't for the fact that South Star Academy was a new school, I would have passed. β
Some netizens directly retweeted @friends, and they were simply excited.
Others were extremely puzzled: "Is this the principal of Nanxing Academy again? Is his Weibo so funny?"
"Oh, you know when you see it, it's not funny that you look for me. β
The man shook his head and looked at it directly.
"There was a couple who asked their girlfriends to try before doing anything, and the girlfriends were very dissatisfied with it......
Once, the two went to sea, and when they returned, a hurricane destroyed the dinghy, but fortunately, his girlfriend grabbed a plank to save their lives.
The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, 'Are you afraid?' The boyfriend took out a fruit knife from his arms and said, "I'm afraid, but if a shark comes, I'll use this against it." The girlfriend just shook her head and smiled bitterly.
Soon, a freighter spotted them, and just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared, and his girlfriend shouted, 'Let's swim hard, we'll be fine!'
The girlfriend was stunned, looking at her boyfriend's back, feeling very desperate.
The shark was approaching, but he was not interested in his girlfriend and swam straight to him, who was bitten by the shark fiercely, and he shouted at his girlfriend like crazy: 'I love you!'
My girlfriend was rescued, and everyone on deck was in silence, and the captain sat down next to her and said, 'Ma'am, he is the bravest man I have ever met. We pray for him!'''' The girlfriend said coldly.
Seeing this, netizens really frowned, what's so good, isn't it just a story, and it's a very bad story, really, but when he continued to watch, his eyes widened, and then he said:!
I saw that the story continued to write:
"'How do you say that?' I had been watching you with a telescope just now, and I could clearly see that he had pushed you away and cut his own wrist with a knife. The shark is sensitive to the smell of blood, and if he doesn't do it to buy time, I'm afraid you'll never show up on this ship!' said the captain.
My girlfriend was stunned, and then I remembered that my boyfriend was a student at South Star College, so he had such a high moral consciousness and knowledge of marine science.
Although Nanxing College is a newly built school, it is determined to create a teaching environment and equipment that surpasses first-class universities and key universities to cultivate talents from all walks of life. Located in Yuezhou City, the university is a comprehensive university with very high potential and one of the most stringent admission standards in China. At present, Nanxing College has the following majors: Chinese major and film and television major.
Do you want to get a boyfriend with high consciousness? Then hurry up and apply for Nanxing Academy. β
After reading it, this netizen is really stupid, crying and laughing, is there such an advertisement?
However, he is also convinced, to be honest, he was not on Ren Feng's side in yesterday's incident before, but Ren Feng's Weibo made him change his mind.
"This principal is indeed talented, and he forwarded it. β
What Ren Feng didn't know was that it was just a Weibo that was casually forwarded, but it directly rushed to the hot spot.
The number of retweets and comments on Weibo is increasing rapidly.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, this advertisement is so hard, but there is no sense of disobedience at all. β
"I thought it was a sad story, but I didn't expect it to be an advertisement! It turned out to be an advertisement!"
"I didn't expect you to be such a principal, or a joker!"
"I didn't expect it, I thought that Principal Ren was like the principal of other schools, dignified, how could it be like this?"
"No matter, I'm a fan first, this principal is so funny. β
This Weibo is constantly being forwarded, and the number of Ren Feng's fans is also rising, and it quickly became popular.
Some school management microblog personnel were also stunned after seeing this microblog.
"Oh my God, this admissions copywriting is really amazing, hurry up and follow the trend!"
Soon, some school copywriting also appeared on Weibo, and a hot topic was created.
"In a top-notch restaurant, every guest who comes here to eat is full of praise, and when someone asks the chef why the food is so delicious, the chef replies: 'Because I graduated from Zhongqian University'.
Zhongqian University, a high-quality second-class university, has the best ......"
Under the topic, similar to the follow-up of major colleges and universities admissions copywriting soon appeared, but after netizens scanned it, they soon found that it was not good-looking.
"It's not pretty, it's not interesting. β
"Yes, it's far worse than Principal Ren's, these are really boring. β
"@δΈδΈδ»»ζ ‘ιΏ, let him write a few more. β
"@δ»»ι£, Principal Ren, please write a few more, so that we can have a good time. β
"Yes, Principal Ren, you write the best. β
Ren Feng was still searching for ways at this time, and he saw that @ his own reminders kept appearing, and when he saw those messages, Ren Feng smiled, and simply wrote a few more directly.
After getting married, she still had her late ex-boyfriend's number in her mobile phone, and her husband knew but pretended not to know.
One day she had a car accident, and she subconsciously dialed the familiar number in the overturned car, but her husband's voice came. She was rescued.
Before the hospital bed, my husband said: 'I secretly changed the number, I know that I can never replace him, but I can protect you for him.' β
She was stunned, and then she remembered that her husband graduated from Nanxing College, so he had such a high quality. β
The first one came out, and some netizens immediately applauded.
"I'm laughing to death, in fact, the story of the principal is also quite good. β
"There is no sense of disobedience at all, and the sense of disobedience in other schools is very great, and the principal is very good!"
The next moment, the second paragraph came out again.
"I want to warn those boys who are going to marry girls from South Star College, treat your girlfriends well, don't be in the midst of blessings, other people's girlfriends will ask you, 'Who do you save when I fall into the water with your mother at the same time', and our girls from South Star College will never ask this kind of question, and in this case, she will go with you to save your mother." Because the girls in the South Courtyard can swim. β
Burst!
At this moment, countless netizens burst into laughter!
"Hey, no, I'll go, Principal Ren is really a natural joker. β
"It turns out that there is such a principal, no, the road is turning fans. β
"Yes, I turned from black to passerby, and then to fan, and it is really amazing to be the principal. β
At this moment, it also caused a carnival of countless netizens, and some netizens also began to imitate it, although it was not as powerful as Ren Feng, but it was not bad.
The netizens of the entire Weibo were driven, and they also laughed when they saw this scene.
"This kind of advertising, it's really the first time I've seen it, and I'm convinced. β
Some people in the advertising industry also discovered this hot spot, and after reading it, they couldn't help but light up their eyes.
"Amazing, Principal Ren's head is really suitable for advertising!"
"It's really strong, and the copywriting at the admissions meeting before is also very well written. β
"Why don't you contact him and see if he wants to pursue a career in advertising?"
"If this person enters the advertising industry, it will definitely be a dragon entering the sea, I'm afraid we won't be able to survive. β
Levy Clothing Co., Ltd., CEO's office.
"Talent!
The boss's eyes lit up all of a sudden, "Go, call Director Huang over!"
The boss's name is Dong Liwei, and this clothing company was founded by him, and it has been established for some years, but the problem is that it has not been able to develop.
In terms of brand quality, it is passable, and their products are okay, but the problem is not known why, it is tepid, and after a meeting and discussion, it was determined that it was the reason for publicity.
Therefore, in the first half of the year, they have already started to look for new advertising companies, and they have cooperated with a few, but they are not ideal, and product sales still cannot go up.
Half a year later, Levy Clothing Co., Ltd. canceled the cooperation with those advertising companies and looked for a new cooperation company, but he was also heartbroken for the sake of advertising.
While he was thinking wildly, footsteps sounded outside the door.