Because today's main thing is to fool the fat uncle, the important links required for the usual practice are all exempted. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

What is the time to communicate with the immortals? to choose the time of good practice? to cooperate with the operation of the aura between heaven and earth? and to sacrifice the surrounding wandering spirits and wild ghosts...... None of this is needed now!

The only thing I need to consider is how to make this ritual appear pompous and professional, and at first glance it is the master's handiwork, which is the necessary elements of charlatans...... Nothing else, it doesn't matter now.

After eight o'clock in the evening, after dinner, my mouth was full of oil, and then I picked up the peachwood sword prepared by the fat uncle and opened an altar in the courtyard of the fat uncle's house.

Normally, the altar should have the basic things of worshipping the gods, candlesticks, incense burners, tributes and props, and the direction of the altar and its height are also strictly required, and you can't make any mistakes.

For example, if you set up an altar, you invite the gods of Liuding and Liujia, and the altar is placed three feet and three high, and then you set up a two-foot altar, and you invite the Jade Emperor......

As soon as the Jade Emperor's altar was higher than that of the Jade Emperor, he was not willing to come to the mortal world; when the Liuding and Liujia gods saw that their altar was higher than that of the Jade Emperor, it was also arrogance, and they did not dare to come, and the final result was that none of them could be invited.

However, now that the Heavenly Realm is closed, these altars that use the true immortal mana of the Upper Realm are basically invalid, which cultivators in the human world will slowly discover......

I had a difficult game today, and I had a hodgepodge.

From the Buddha of the West Heaven, Guanyin of the South Pole, Xuanling of the North Pole, the Holy Emperor of Chong'en in the South, the Yellow Pole of the Central Yellow Horn Immortal, all the way to the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and all the famous immortals in the sky, all set up tablets and invited them again, although I knew that none of them could be invited.

As for the magic weapons, there are even more to prepare, such as lotus lanterns, seven-star lanterns, glass lanterns, eight-treasure lanterns, soul-attracting lamps, and everlasting lanterns, as well as all possible props that can be used for practice.

The materials used in this altar can be said to be the pinnacle of my debut, and the materials used in all the altars I have set up before are combined, and they are not worth more than half of this time.

With so many techniques, not only the fat uncle was stunned, but even Jiang Lan was dazzled, because he had never seen such a big battle.

When I was tidying up the altar, I heard the fat uncle asking Jiang Lan:

"Niece and daughter, this Master Chang, how did you come up with so many things, I also invited some masters some time ago, but they didn't have such a big battle......"

Jiang Lan smiled a little awkwardly, but still said:

"Maybe it's because the problem is more serious, so the battle is relatively large, but after such a big battle, the effect should not be ...... bad."

But listening to Jiang Lan's tone, why is it so much like fooling people, because everyone knows that this set is useless now.

After the altar was set up, I put on the gossip robe, held the peachwood sword, and began to pinch the mantra. Of course, the mantra is also fake, after all, the real mantra is invalid.

After reciting the incantation for twenty minutes, Jiang Lan was younger and better, but the fat uncle was old and fat, and he was shaken by my feet.

I saw that it was almost over, and with a bang, I stopped chanting the mantra, and the peachwood sword pointed at the fat uncle and said:

"Demons and monsters, show up!"

This sound was like thunder, and after I read it, the fat uncle's face turned blue, his lips trembled, and his whole body trembled, as if he had been buried in an ice cave.

"Master Chang, what's going on, what's going on, why am I so cold......" The fat uncle called out in a haha.

I ignored him at first, pulled a few more sword flowers, and showed my professionalism to the fullest, and then explained to him:

"Uncle Wang, you didn't sleep well before, mainly because there were demons and unjust creditors attached to you, so you had nightly terrors.

Now I have used my boundless supernatural power to force the unjust creditor to appear! Yin and yang are separated, and you will naturally feel extremely cold when they appear, but this is all temporary, and I will expel them soon!"

Then I picked up the vajra bell from the altar again and began to recite the new mantra.

This time, I recited the mantra for half an hour, freezing a fat uncle like a lump of frozen pork, but his eyes became more and more determined when he looked at me, because of my 'mana', he believed it.

After reciting the incantation for half an hour, I pointed it at him with my peachwood sword and said:

"The evil spirits are scattered!"

Then I saw that the fat uncle's face slowly returned to normal, this is not over, he finally became full of red light, and said with a spirit on his face:

"Master Chang, what's going on, how do I feel very hot and hot now, full of energy, this ......"

I laughed and said:

"Uncle Wang, don't be afraid, because the unjust creditors who have been entangled in you have been dispelled by me, so you have recovered your energy. I opened the altar just now, not only to dispel those evil spirits, but also to ask the Big Dipper to help you sweep away the evil spirits with the righteous qi between heaven and earth, so it's normal for you to feel a little hot!

Wait for tomorrow when the rooster crows, and the righteousness between heaven and earth dissipates, and you will be fine. ”

As soon as I said this, the fat uncle was so happy that even Jiang Lan was stunned when he said that it was okay and that it was okay.

After doing the Fa, Jiang Lan quietly came over and asked me:

"Hey, Chang Liu, how did you do it, I think Uncle Wang really reacted......"

I smiled, not answering him explicitly, but I knew in my heart what was going on.

Where is there any yin and evil spirit, and where is there any righteousness of heaven and earth, I just injected the yin and yang of Tai Chi Gong into the fat uncle's body respectively, so he will have two feelings: cold and hot.

That's right, it's pure pretense.

After tossing a lot, it was almost ten o'clock, and when it was time to go to bed, the fat uncle yawned.

But there is one more step before going to bed today, and that is to drink rune water.

I drew several talismans on the altar, burned them, put them in a bowl, and distilled the bowl in a special way to let the rune water clear.

I made the appearance of doing gong again, and the water boiled, and bubbles bubbled underneath, as if it had been boiled out of thin air.

"Drink, drink!"

The fat uncle has been fooled by me and lame, that is, I asked him to drink pesticides, I guess he has no problem, he drank the talisman water immediately, and then yawned and went back to the room to sleep, snoring like thunder.

With my hand, I said that the fat uncle who had fallen asleep was stunned, and even Jiang Lan was stunned, and asked me one after another:

"Yes, Chang Liu, I didn't expect you to draw runes, how did you do it?"

I smiled and whispered in her ear:

"......" (To be continued.) )