Xiao He Yiyan walked to He Xiangdong's side, He Xiangdong touched Xiao He's head, and asked with a smile: "Son, tell everyone what your name is." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiao He's face was full of smiles, and he shouted loudly, "My name is Xue Xiaobao." ”

The audience laughed.

The actors on stage couldn't stand still.

Even He Xiangdong himself was stunned, he hadn't taught this kid to say this, the burden he originally planned to take was to say that Xiao He's surname He was his own son, and then squeeze Xue Guo, who knew that Xiao He actually came to this sentence.

Who taught him?

Xiao He saw the earth-shattering reaction of the audience in front of him, but he was not afraid at all, but became even more excited, with a smug smile on his face, and waved his hand again and again to greet the audience.

Xue Guo also fell into the well at this time, and he shouted in grief: "Son." ”

Then he was about to rush to Xiao He's side, He Xiangdong hurriedly stopped Xue Guo, and there was a lively scene on the stage.

The audience couldn't be happier.

Zhao Fenghua said indignantly: "It's so vulgar." ”

Yan Xiaohua also followed up: "Pollute the spirit of the public." ”

Ding Yiqun didn't speak, but there was a bit of contempt in his eyes.

If Xiang Wenshe only relies on this kind of vulgar jokes to please the audience, then he really has nothing to worry about, the reason is very simple, this kind of vulgar jokes are okay in small theaters, but they can't be on TV, and TV stations have broadcast standards.

can't be on TV, Xiang Wenshe can only live in a corner forever, and there is no conflict of interest with him, so he can't fight with Xiang Wenshe anymore, and he makes himself one more enemy for no reason.

In an instant, Ding Yiqun already had a plan in his heart.

There are not a few peers who have this kind of thought, and they almost instantly think that Xiang Wenshe is completely relying on this kind of joke to please the audience, and today's lively scene is all from this.

At that time, many peers secretly despised each other in their hearts, and despised Xiang Wenshe a lot, relying on this kind of thing alone will definitely not last long, and the audience will get tired of it in a short time.

On the stage, He Xiangdong appeased the excited Xue Guo, turned his head and asked his son sadly: "Are you here to smash the field?"

As soon as the sentence came out, the audience laughed again.

Xue Guo also couldn't stop laughing, but Xiao He was still staring at the cute big eyes, he didn't understand what smashing the field was, so he said, "I don't know either." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You are really reasonable." ”

After the scene quieted down a little, He Xiangdong introduced to the audience: "This child is my son, and he is also our cross talk actor in Xiangwen Society, and his master is Teacher Xue Guo. ”

Xue Guo nodded and said, "That's right, it's me." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "And this little fat man is Teacher Xue Guo's apprentice, called He Xiaobao. ”

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong: "You wait a while, why is it called He Xiaobao again." ”

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically: "Then what is it called?" ”

Xue Guo said: "My son's name is Xue Yanchen. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, Xue Yanchen, this kid is my apprentice, so the sons of the two of us worship each other as teachers, which has professional terms in our cross talk." ”

Xue Guo said: "Hey, you can tell me." ”

He Xiangdong said loudly: "This is called the exchange of hostages. ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo was dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong said: "Then you won't be able to escape, otherwise I will smoke your son." ”

"Okay, it's back to Lai. Xue Guo was helpless.

The audience laughed.

After He Xiangdong finished introducing the two children, he didn't continue to introduce them, because everyone was waiting to listen to cross talk, and he couldn't waste too much time at the beginning.

He Xiangdong said: "Let's have a special cross talk joke that is on the verge of being lost, and everyone else will listen to it and feel the taste of traditional cross talk." If everyone is not in a hurry to leave, just stay a little longer, and at the end, I will tell you a little story, the story of a persistent old man. ”

The audience who didn't know what was going on was naturally confused, people like Mr. Hou Sanye Shi and Chu Cheng who knew some inside information certainly knew what He Xiangdong was talking about, and several of them sighed, their faces heavy.

As for Fan Wenquan, he was even more depressed, Fang Wenqi was just a cross talk peer for them, and he couldn't even say that he was a good friend.

But for himself, Fang Wenqi is his own brother, the brother who grew up together, he knows his brother's experience over the years, and he also feels very sorry for his brother's suffering over the years.

He Xiangdong frowned, but he didn't say anything, just said: "In the traditional cross talk garden, the cross talk conference is going to be performed, and at the beginning, the actors have to go on the stage to sing an opening song together, and now no one comes here, but we have inherited this habit from the Xiangwen Society." ”

"So what do you usually sing, it's basically some small tunes, and the opening is generally to sing ten lotus flowers, like four joys, slaps and the like. What we are going to sing today is the Great West Chamber, the song brand is the same, and the lyrics are different. ”

"The big west chamber used to be, and the old artists would sing it at the beginning, but it was lost later, and it took us a lot of effort to sort it out, and now we will sing it to everyone. ”

The audience applauded "Good ......", which is really worthy of being a traditional cross talk special on the verge of being lost, and it is a lost play at the beginning.

Peers are still a little puzzled, there are many of them who have changed jobs, and they have not systematically studied cross talk at all, and they don't know the opening singing, and they don't understand it even more in the big west chamber.

Offstage, the musicians were ready.

He Xiangdong opened his mouth and sang according to the ten idle board eyes: "A round of bright moon shines on the west chamber, twenty-eight beautiful women and warblers and red girls, and three invite Zhang Sheng to come to the meeting, and no one jumps over the flower wall......"

He Xiangdong's Liu work is so powerful, when this sentence came out, many viewers were intoxicated, and they also listened to it very freshly, many people listened to such a large-scale cross talk conference for the first time, after all, He Xiangdong has only been popular for a few months.

There are also several people who are stupid in the same way, and they just said that Xiang Wenshe just relied on this kind of vulgar jokes to please the audience, but they gave him a lost treasure of quyi.

The opening scene is so fierce, how will you perform later?

Zhao Fenghua and the others' faces were very unhappy, when they were in the system before, they could still scold He Xiangdong for not saying traditional cross talk, but now that they are among the people, no one can point fingers at He Xiangdong anymore.

Ding Yiqun's brows furrowed, and his expression was solemn.

On the stage, He Xiangdong finished singing ten times, and then changed the song card, singing four joys: "Sister embroiders incense bags in the room, embroidering all kinds of people in the West Chamber, this side is embroidered by Miss Cui, and that side is embroidered by Zhang Xiucai." ”

The band drum beats: "Beans and beans choke." ”

There were several old-timers sitting in the crowd, one of them was the old man Zhang Baoku, the old man also valued He Xiangdong very much, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and there was a taste of surprise in his words: "It's really old-fashioned." ”

A few people next to him looked at him, their expressions were also a little complicated and confused, cross talk has been promoting new changes for many years, and has been practicing for many years, but the current situation of cross talk is still getting worse, but now Xiang Wenshe is talking about traditional cross talk, and they are still so popular.

So...... Who's wrong?