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"Waiter, why doesn't your shower gel foam on your body?"

"Hello Miss, we have specially purchased a non-foaming shower gel for easy cleaning. ”

"Then why does your shower gel smell weird? It smells fishy, but it doesn't smell like anything. ”

"Oh, it's such a young lady. Our shower gel is made with sturgeon fat, which has the effect of whitening skin care and replenishing collagen. So it smells faintly fishy. ”

"Oh, I see. The woman nodded, and continued to rub the "shower gel" on her body.

Jiang Feng, who possessed the waitress, breathed a sigh of relief slightly, no matter what, he finally fooled over. It's just a pity that his billions of lives were wasted on that strange woman in vain.

Jiang Feng sighed and walked out of the hot spring pool.

After leaving the door of this lady's hot spring pool, Jiang Feng saw that there was no one left and right, so he detached his body from the waitress's body.

He had just left not far away, when suddenly his whole face turned pale, and he immediately spat out a mouthful of blood.

Jiang Feng reached out and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and smiled faintly. He had expected this to happen, so there was nothing surprising about him.

He knows how to see the sky, but he never dares to use the eyes to peek at what color of the little hood the beauties are wearing under their thin clothes. He knows the secret method of soul snatching, but he never dares to use this stunt to force a beautiful cutie to obediently undress and lie on the bed, and let it be done by himself.

Why? It's just because magic is forbidden. Unless you have despised heaven and earth and do not take the reincarnation of heaven and earth in your eyes, then you can do whatever you want with magic at will. Otherwise, if you use magic to do something that goes against the principles of heaven, you will encounter karmic retribution as a punishment.

Maybe this was a restriction for warlocks, but in fact, in Jiang Feng's opinion, it was more of a distinction. He likes that karma will happen to him after he has done bad things, because it means that he is still a good warlock recognized by the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao, not some dark warlock.

In Jiang Feng, who had never cared about the distinction between good and evil in magic since he was a child, this was the only way he could identify himself as a good warlock.

Jiang Feng walked out of the hot spring area and came to the hotel front desk to sit and rest. He had just sat down when he suddenly saw a tall, muscular man wearing a tight vest walking into the hotel with a dozen men.

Beside the man, a man with two mustaches and glasses ran to the front desk of the hotel, took out a photo and asked the person at the front desk.

"Have you ever seen this woman?"

"I'm sorry, but I just took over, so I don't know. A female cashier at the front desk replied politely.

The stout man walked over in two steps, and suddenly shouted loudly: "I haven't seen it, I don't know how to check, this girl's name is Li Bingwei, find out which room Lao Tzu is in." If you don't find out within three minutes, Lao Tzu will immediately smash your broken hotel!"

"Ouch...... Isn't this the third brother? It was the fairy wind blowing that made you come here. Third brother, no matter how much I give my brother a face today, how about preparing two for you with my newly arrived Russian sister?"

A middle-aged man in a suit with a lobby manager's number plate on his chest walked out with a flattering smile. In fact, his attitude was so polite that it meant to flatter, but as soon as he walked up to Wang Mang, Wang Mang slapped him with a backhand and flew him out.

"Fuck you! You didn't hear what Lao Tzu said clearly, did you? Lao Tzu is here to fuck your sister? Lao Tzu wants to find this woman named Li Bingwei, you don't want to fucking ask your people to check Lao Tzu, are you tired of life!"

The lobby manager of the hotel spit out a few teeth, and the left side of his face was swollen, but he still tried to force himself to smile: "Third brother...... Don't be angry, check!

"It's easy to fold just after that, I'm about to die, and I'm still showing off my power here. Jiang Feng held a newspaper that had just been taken off the newspaper shelf in the hall, said casually, and then deliberately walked past Wang Mang.

When Wang Mang heard this, he was immediately furious.

"Dog, who are you cursing about to die?

Jiang Feng stopped and turned to look at Wang Mang. He said lightly: "You use your left thumb and press the base of your right middle finger, you try what it feels like." ”

Wang Mang was slightly stunned, and did as Jiang Feng said.

With this press, Wang Mang immediately frowned, he couldn't help coughing, and his face turned white. Wang Mang looked at Jiang Feng and hurriedly asked, "Is this ...... What's going on?"

Jiang Feng walked up to Wang Mang, raised his chin at him and said, "Stretch out the palm of your left hand and show me." ”

Wang Mang hurriedly stretched out his hand. Jiang Feng looked at it and said, "Those who have clear palm prints must hold great power in their hands. Those with complex and profound palm prints must be vicious and vicious. It seems that you should be a gangster, and you are not bad. ”

"Lao Tzu took so many people out, and the idiots could see what I was doing. Pick up the important ones!" Wang Mang said impatiently.

Jiang Feng snorted coldly and said lazily: "You lost your mother at the age of seven and your father at the age of twelve. There should be two older brothers up, but the eldest one should have died in an accident. Although you are physically strong, you are born with divine powers. But you're strong on the outside and dry on the inside, and you're actually an impotence/impotence patient. How, am I right?"

"You...... You let your mother's fart!" Wang Mang raised his hand and was ready to slap Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng said lightly: "Let's fight, touch me, you don't want to be a real man again in your life." ”

Wang Mang was stunned for a moment, and the slap of his right hand stopped less than five centimeters away from Jiang Feng's left face, and Jiang Feng's hair that was blown by the palm wind floated for a moment.

Wang Mang coughed dryly twice, and hurriedly said to Jiang Feng: "That...... Ahem, you can really cure it...... Cure me?"

"What? You think you're just impotent?"

"And what else?"

Wang Mang asked, and the onlookers around the hall immediately burst into laughter. Isn't this equivalent to admitting it himself, is he such a strong man, actually a person with impotence/impotence?

"Laugh at your mother, laugh, listen to me, who the dares to laugh a little now, go and pull out all his teeth for me immediately!"

"Yes! ”

As soon as Wang Mang said this, the laughter in the hall really stopped abruptly. Wang Mang swept around and nodded with satisfaction. Then he looked at Jiang Feng again, with a little smile on his face as much as possible, and asked Jiang Feng as politely as possible: "Brother, please tell me more, what other problems do I have?"

"You must be practicing some kind of hard qigong in normal times, so that the yang energy is too strong. You must know that the solitary yin does not give birth, and the solitary yang does not grow. Your yang energy is too strong, I'm afraid there will be a year to live at most. ”

"One...... A year?" Wang Mang looked shocked, with fear and suspicion on his face.

Jiang Feng beckoned to Wang Mang and motioned for Wang Mang to bend down a little. Although Jiang Feng's height is not short, it is still not a small distance compared to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang immediately leaned down, Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and pressed on Wang Mang's waist, and the whole person immediately dodged away.

Wang Mang immediately spurted a mouthful of blood, and the whole person almost failed to stand firm and fell to the ground.

Jiang Feng walked up to the lobby manager and said to him, "You call out the two most beautiful Russian girls you have here and let them dress sexy." ”

"Yes yes yes right away, right away, right away ......"

The lobby manager couldn't see that Jiang Feng was a master, so he immediately used the walkie-talkie to call his subordinates to bring the Russian sister out.

Russian women have always been famous for their white skin, long legs, large breasts, three-dimensional facial features, and open personality. A stocky man walked out of the elevator with five or six Russian girls in bikinis.

When Wang Mang saw it, his eyes were straight.

And what surprised Wang Mang even more was that he actually reacted below.

Wang Mang kept beckoning to Jiang Feng and said, "Big brother, there is a reaction, there is a reaction." If you don't believe it, touch it, touch it. ”

Jiang Feng's face was pale, Lao Tzu, the first man in the universe, would he come to touch you?

Two goods!

Jiang Feng nodded indifferently, in fact, this was what he expected. What he said to Wang Mang is basically true. The only thing is that Wang Mang only has one year to live, and this item is fake.

Jiang Feng said: "You don't have to be happy too early, it's only temporary." I just helped you vent your blood congestion, but because the yang energy in your body is too heavy, it will still be clogged soon. By the time the blood is so clogged that you can't drain it, you'll die. ”

"That'...... Then what should I do?" Wang Mang had completely believed Jiang Feng's words at this moment,

"From today onwards, drink a glass of boy urine every morning, noon and evening, and five grams of women's feces. Remember, it must be the feces that the woman's aunt excreted just after she passed. Because only at that time is the yin qi of a woman the heaviest, and it is the most beneficial to you.

If you insist on taking these two things every day, and then walk upside down for two hours every day, the dark wounds in your body can basically be cured, and your little life will be saved. Oh, right. There are two more mantras for you to remember. ”

Jiang Feng walked up to Wang Mang's ear and whispered two sentences, and advised: "Remember, after taking the 'medicine', recite this mantra aloud thirty times a day." ”

"Yes, yes...... Thank you for your advice. Master, I'm going to do something now, and I'll invite you to dinner later, and thank you well. Wang Mang said to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng waved his hand and said, "I know your affairs, but I advise you to endure it for three days first." You have done too much iniquity, and your retribution is too heavy. Meeting me today is our fate, if you don't cultivate yourself from today, I'm afraid the gods won't be able to save you. ”

"This ......" Wang Mang hesitated for a moment, but soon he decided to listen to Jiang Feng's words. After all, no grudge is as important as one's own life and human well-being.

Wang Mang immediately waved his hand to the little brother behind him, and said, "Okay! I'll come back to that girl in three days, brothers, let's go! Master, I'll get 50,000 yuan for the master in a while." ”

"Yes, third brother. Hu Tiegua was also frightened by Jiang Feng, and looked at Jiang Feng with a high mountain on his face.

When Jiang Feng saw that Wang Mang was leaving, he immediately stopped him: "Stop!"

Wang Mang hurriedly turned around, "Master, do you have anything else to tell me?"

Jiang Feng pointed at the lobby manager, "I just told you to cultivate your self-cultivation and forgot about it, and you don't know how to apologize and compensate for beating someone?"

Wang Mang was slightly stunned, and immediately suddenly said: "Yes." Yes yes yes ......"

ps: Nuxiu Baiyin said that he wanted me to add more, I naturally have to be obedient, and today's fourth watch will be offered...... Finally, I asked for a monthly pass......