19. Chapter 19 Fu Yuxin invites the immortal to come up
As soon as I said I couldn't, Fu Yuxin couldn't even cry anymore, he didn't let go of my hand, and called his eldest brother vigorously:
"Big brother, you can do it, even if you don't pity me, for the sake of my cousin immortal family, take back this money, even Guanyin Bodhisattva and his old man don't dare to accept incense, let alone press the hall for me, or I will give you two hundred lines?"
Fu Yuxin cried and howled, as if it was not us who came to him to do something, but he came to beg us. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoJiang Lan, who was sitting next to me, looked at me with a change in his eyes, as if to say that the young man really didn't see it, and there were two moments.
Actually, I don't understand the situation too much, but I still have Hei Ye attached to me! No one knows more about the fairy family than a real immortal family, but when I asked Hei Ye, I was immediately scolded for being bloody.
"Have you kid forgotten that you are an ordinary man, an ordinary man, because he is decisive, he has no relationship with gods and Buddhas, his family is just a few wild immortals, and he doesn't even have a certificate for the immortal position, how can he dare to get in touch with you, an ordinary man?
Hei Ye's words made me suddenly realize that with such an old monster on my body, I habitually ignored my own life.
Everyone is a poor ghost, and I don't have any embarrassment for Fu Yuxin, maybe I will be like him in the future, so I just ask him for 500 yuan.
After Fu Yuxin took out the money, he was like a dead mother, but he still had a relieved expression, thinking that his fairy had told him something.
Jiang Lan whispered a few words to Fu Yuxin, and then Fu Yuxin happily packed up a bunch of things like yellow paper, packed it in an old-fashioned military green book, and left with us. I pointed to a Naike's sports backpack in his house and asked him why he didn't carry it, it must have looked much better than this broken bag.
Fu Yuxin secretly told me that the line of work is the same as Mr. Yin Yang, and he is an old-looking person. Especially nowadays employers judge people by their appearance, if you wear a suit and carry a bag, he will say that you are here to cheat money, and he will not believe you. But if you're wearing my gear, hehe. He didn't say what happened next, but I probably guessed it.
In these years, it's not easy to mix up with the horse fairy.
Fu Yuxin, this kid didn't go with us in vain, before leaving, he took us to an unlicensed black-hearted barbecue stall in the city and village, asked for more than 50 lamb skewers and said that they would eat in the car, and they would leave after the barbecue, leaving us to pay the bills later.
In the car, this kid is eating wildly, and the aroma of oily lamb skewers is fragrant, and we can all see his back molars.
I grunted and swallowed, and Fu Yuxin noticed me and handed me a string:
"Dude, come on?"
I don't care about Jiang Lan and the boss, they all looked at the two of us with a disdainful eye, who let the buddy not eat in the morning, this meat skewer is really fragrant, I will pretend to be a civilized person.
When I got out of the car and counted the lots, Fu Yuxin ate at most twenty skewers out of fifty skewers, and the remaining nearly thirty skewers went into my stomach.
An Duo covered her mouth and snickered, Jiang Lan glanced at me, and squeezed out two words from between her teeth: rice bucket.
Since Fu Yuxin is here as a horseman, he naturally wants to let him see Wenwen, after all, Wenwen is crazy and still doesn't stop.
So a group of us opened another room in a small hotel outside the school, and An Duo kept Wenwen with her, so I had to take Jiang Lan to pay the money together. At the counter, we were staring at each other, and neither of us would pay first.
In the end, Jiang Lan was refreshed, and directly reached out and pulled out a hundred from my pocket and threw it on the counter:
"Just took five hundred, you don't bleed who bleeds. ”
But even so, we still made money.
When she came to the room, Wenwen was placed on the bed, still asleep, it seems that Hei Ye's methods were still effective last time.
Fu Yuxin sat on the edge of the bed, wiped the oil from the corners of his mouth, stared at Wenwen with two eyes, his face was a little strange, and said to us:
"This girl has a lot of problems, it stands to reason that her spirit should have been exhausted a long time ago, but she can sleep so well now, which master is using it, right?"
As soon as he said this, everyone looked at me starting with Andor. And I can only play haha, take the credit for this on myself, and I can't tell them that the black master did it.
Fu Yuxin squinted at me, as if he wanted to see my reality and reality, and said after a while:
"I can't see that brother, you are still a fellow Daoist, in the lower road number Juyang, I don't know what Your Excellency is called?"
His way of greeting is already very amateurish, you must know that the old generation's "Pan Dao" is not endless for an hour or two, and his way of asking is more like a Taoist priest on TV.
But I was more amateurish, because I really didn't understand this, so I said:
"What, I don't have a number, why don't you see Wenwen first. ”
Seeing that he couldn't ask anything from me, Fu Yuxin gave up, and he took out a lot of small bits and pieces from his bag, a small incense burner, a small wine bowl...... The only big piece is a one-sided eight-stringed donkey skin drum, and there are many colorful things painted on the drum.
This drum is called the Kaiyuan drum in Chuma, which takes the meaning of the beginning of the heavenly way and is an important prop for inviting immortals.
Fu Yuxin sang the divine tune while beating the drum, his five tones were incomplete, and the divine tune was even more ugly, no one could understand it, we all covered our ears, only Hei Ye listened to it with relish, and praised it twice from time to time.
“…… Please, God!"
After singing, I saw Fu Yuxin twitching like stepping on the electric door, and then his temperament changed, giving people a cold and depressing feeling.
Ordinary immortals give people things to see, and it is easy not to invite immortals to come up, because it will hurt their vitality. But Wenwen's problem seemed to be a bit secret, and Fu Yuxin alone couldn't see it, so he didn't hesitate to ask the immortal to come up.
Fu Yuxin, who was behind the upper body of the immortal family, directly changed his appearance, first lifted his hat, and then took off his shoes and socks, so the whole room was filled with a smell of stinky feet, at least a week of aging.
"Come on!" Fu Yuxin's fairy sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed and instructed us.
Anduo was a little dazed and asked me quietly:
"What is this Hala's breath?"
I can only smile bitterly:
"It's wine, buy him wine, I'm afraid it's the Huang family. ”
The five immortals in the Northeast, Hu Huang, white and willow black, each clan of immortals has different temperaments, such as the Hu family is dignified, the Bai family is kind, and the Liu family is vicious, and this Huang family is famous for being stubborn and arrogant, like to play, and have a good appetite, so they must meet the requirements if they are invited, otherwise I don't know what they will do.
The boss hurriedly went out to get him two bottles of liquor, Huang Xian took the wine, poured all the two bottles of liquor into it, and pointed at Jiang Lan and said:
"My family rules, depending on the matter, I will give two hundred pressure pockets. ”
Although it is the so-called rules, why is Huang Xian's face so red when he said it, and then think of Fu Yuxin's boy's bear color, we all understand.
Jiang Lan gave the money, and the great immortal looked at Wenwen with a straight eye, and after looking at it for a while, he said:
"Twenty years of iniquity,
Now the karma is in front of you.
Mortals dare to peep into the gods and ghosts,
The soul is scattered and will not be returned!
This little flower has been stained with injustice, so I have to break my grudge, come with me!"
So Fu Yuxin, who was barefoot and possessed by Huang Xian, hit his head, and a few of us followed him.
Speaking of spirit, he took us around and around, and really came to the front of the teaching building where 213 was located.
"Shhh...... What a great injustice!"
After saying that, Huang Xian continued to walk forward, but we all stopped, knowing that it was broad daylight, and it still took some courage to walk with a barefoot guy who looked like a madman.
The surrounding classmates also pointed and pointed, and there were callers, and after a while, people from the school came.
It was no one else who came, it was the young woman Zhang:
"Who are you, what are you doing here!"
The young woman Zhang lost the weakness of that night, and now she is domineering.
Fu Yuxin Huang Xian was possessed, and naturally he was not stunned, and scolded:
"Bold! I am the third aunt of the Huang family of the Huang family in the Niutou Cave of Jiutou Mountain, I have come here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, help the people of the world, and quickly make a way for the third aunt of your family, otherwise you will be punished for the crime of touching the heavens!"
After Fu Yuxin said this, a few of us turned around, we didn't know him, absolutely not.
At this time, Hei Ye smiled at me in his heart:
"The yellow fairy invited by this kid is a raw melon egg who has just come from the countryside, and it seems that he is going to suffer a loss today. ”
I didn't quite understand what Hei Ye meant, but I saw that the young woman Zhang was not afraid of Huang Xian, stepped forward, threw something under Fu Yuxin's feet, and scolded:
"Feudal superstition, don't look at where this is!"
Then I heard Fu Yuxin screaming and wailing, and his bones fell.