Chapter 233: I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling
The audience was also hilarious, and the audience couldn't stop laughing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi also shook their heads with a wry smile.
In fact, this is He Xiangdong's characteristic, never in the program, his brain reaction speed is too fast, only a few words pop out of your mouth, he knows what you want to say, and the response has already been in his heart several times, so every time he says it, he has a sense of witty words.
The first time he performed on stage when he was a child, he relied on smashing and hanging, this kid has been clever since he was a child, and what he is best at is smashing and hanging on stage, and no one can really compare to him in this regard.
"What kind of eyes are you?" Su Mo shouted dissatisfied.
He Xiangdong pretended to be very scared: "Don't prick me with a needle." ”
"Mama Rong?" Xue Guo said again, and also made up for Su Mo.
Su Mo's face turned red.
The director of the show was excited, and immediately asked people to write a line on the prompt board, interview He Xiangdong more, and then hold it up to Su Mo to see.
Su Mo was about to cry when he saw it, if it was purely from the show, He Xiangdong was so teasing, he would definitely be able to increase the ratings, but he always joked with himself, who could stand it.
Xue Guo also helped to play the round, and said to He Xiangdong: "Don't talk nonsense, how good-looking people are, I think he is even better looking than Huanzhu Gege." ”
After all, Su Mo is a professional host, and he immediately put his mentality right, no matter what, the work always has to continue: "Look at how discerning Xue Guo is." ”
He Xiangdong didn't make trouble this time: "Yes, yes, he has a good vision." ”
Su Mo had already calmed down and asked Hou Sanye: "Teacher Hou, your cross talk this time is different from what we have seen in the past, why are you still using force on this stage?"
Hou Sanye smiled and explained: "There is a traditional old joke in our cross talk, called "On Tease", that is, there is a disagreement between tease and teasing, and it is not good to cooperate in cross talk. The joke we performed today was also changed from the ridicule. ”
Su Mo nodded and said, "It's good, I feel very good, the audience and friends, do you think it's good." ”
"Good ......" The audience applauded.
After interacting for a while, Su Mo asked again: "Who wrote such a good show?"
Hou Sanye turned around and slowly pushed He Xiangdong out with his hand, and said, "It's He Xiangdong, a very good young cross talk actor in our group." ”
Su Mo's eyebrows were about to stand up, why is this person again, she smiled, still in the spirit of professionalism, and said: "Then let's ask He Xiangdong to tell us how he wrote this cross talk." ”
He Xiangdong spoke honestly this time: "Actually, it's not my credit alone, I wrote out the big book, and then our two seniors, as well as Xue Guo, what we changed together is the collective wisdom." ”
Su Mo also breathed a sigh of relief, as soon as He Xiangdong spoke, she had to remind her to be afraid, because she couldn't resist it at all. The host is like this, the guests are too strong to suppress the host, then such a host is unqualified. Similarly, if the host is too strong, keeps leading the guests and completely suppresses the guests, it is also unqualified. The relationship between the two should ideally be balanced.
Su Mo said to He Xiangdong: "Just now in the last section of the cross talk, you performed a ventriloquist, right?"
He Xiangdong said: "It's ventriloquism, and it's birdsong that I learned, as well as the sound of cannons." ”
Su Mo's eyes lit up slightly: "It's very similar, have you learned ventriloquism specially?"
He Xiangdong said: "I learned some when I was a child, and then I practiced the basic skills hard, and slowly pondered it myself, and I didn't know much, so let's make do with it." ”
Su Mo asked again, "Why don't you give us all a little more?"
He Xiangdong said: "Okay." ”
He was just about to learn, and suddenly the sound of "zizi ......zizi" came out of the microphone, and He Xiangdong smiled helplessly.
Su Mo saw that the microphone was broken, and hurriedly handed over his microphone. He Xiangdong received it, and then gave his microphone to Su Mo, he just put the new microphone to his mouth, but the microphone made a sound of "zizi ......zizi" again.
Su Mo's brows furrowed, and he subconsciously took the microphone in his hand and spoke: "Why is this microphone broken?
The three people on the stage all laughed when they looked at Su Mo, and there were also quick brains in the audience, and those who reacted also laughed.
Su Mo reacted at this time, looked at the microphone in his hand and said, "Hey, isn't this microphone in my hand good?"
He Xiangdong also smiled: "This microphone in my hand is also good." ”
Su Mo looked stupid, and he was teased by this person again.
He Xiangdong also explained to her: "Ventriloquist ventriloquism, this is ventriloquism." ”
"Okay. Su Mo could only say helplessly, and did not forget to glare at He Xiangdong fiercely, He Xiangdong just pretended not to see it.
Su Mo could only continue to interview He Xiangdong: "What else will you learn, give us a little more." ”
He Xiangdong first tried a few sounds, and then imitated the voice of the director of this show, he never put down the microphone, just put it on his mouth, blocking his mouth, even if he moved his mouth, no one could find out: "Xiao Su, your son came to look for you." ”
Su Mo was stunned for a moment, and looked back at the director, but the director himself was stunned.
The child's voice cried: "Wow...... Wow...... Mom...... I want my mom ......."
The audience exploded, and the applause completely set off a craze, which is really amazing.
In fact, ventriloquism was originally to imitate the sound of life, and there is an ancient text called ventriloquism in junior high school textbooks, which is written that ventriloquists imitate a family of three to sleep, and later the scene of fire fighting, this is life.
It was only with the slow evolution that ventriloquism slowly began to imitate the sounds of various animals, the sounds of nature, and the sounds of various musical instruments.
Su Mo was almost surprised and couldn't close his mouth: "You're too powerful, aren't you?" ”
He Xiangdong smiled: "Your son is looking for you." ”
As soon as she heard this, Su Mo's face turned red: "I haven't been in love." ”
He Xiangdong also joked: "Why hasn't anyone come to eliminate harm for the people." ”
Su Mo was also furious, glared at his eyes and said arrogantly: "Then do you want to be a people's hero?"
He Xiangdong hurriedly said seriously: "Female donor, let the poor monk go west." ”
"Haha......" This time it was Xue Guo who laughed there.
Although Su Mo was so angry, she still laughed, she was about to go crazy, she obviously wanted to strangle this bastard, but why did she still want to laugh so much.
Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi looked at He Xiangdong and nodded with satisfaction, this child is very good. (To be continued.) )