Chapter 032: Six Men and One Dog's Trip (7)
If God gives Jin Zhongming another chance to choose a cup of unknown liquid, he will definitely take the initiative to stand up and choose first, even if there is no basis for this from a scientific point of view, but Jin Zhongming will still do it, because he really doesn't want to touch this thing of jade tendon fish juice!
That night, when this thing was still in his mouth, Jin Zhongming felt a fishy smell explode from his mouth, and then quickly spread to the entire stomach and nose, and then squirted out without swallowing. At the same time, because a nausea reaction in his throat surged to his mouth, Jin Zhongming immediately ran to MC Meng's side after spraying, and made a difficult brother with this one!
"Cheers!" Jiang Hudong and Yin Zhiyuan toasted with soy sauce and hugged each other, as for Jin Zhongming, he had already been thrown aside by them with Li Xiugen and MC Meng!
"These three unlucky children!" finally finished celebrating, Jin C stared at the three people lying on the ground with a little pity and sighed. "Jin Zhongming is pitiful, not only drank the jade tendon fish juice but also gave away most of the sweet potatoes, but in the end he had to freeze outside overnight!"
"Why am I giving away half a sweet potato?" Jin Zhongming got up and rinsed his mouth before laughing at himself. "I've given away all the sweet potatoes. ”
"Me too! All the sweet potatoes have been given away, and so has the black pork!" MC Dream reacted the most, when he got up, his mouth was stained with hay, and now he was no longer a wild monkey, but a wild cat.
"That Luo Yingshi PD. Jin Zhongming rinsed his mouth a few times again and beckoned to Luo Yingshi. "Have all the MCs tasted this stuff so far?"
"Hey!" replied Luo Yingshi with a smile down. "All nine people have tasted it. ”
"Then I have balance in my heart. Kim Jong-ming patted his chest comfortingly, but immediately he noticed a large white mass whirling at his feet. "Have you ever tasted this dog in my house?"
Luo Yingshi: ""
Fifteen minutes later, the three men sleeping outdoors finally broke through Yin Zhiyuan's obstruction. Gave Baker a mouthful of jade tendon fish juice. It's just that to their big disappointment, this guy doesn't seem to have much of a feeling for the fishy smell. It seems to be a bit of a uh like.
"It's cold. "Finally it was time to go to bed, but the three men outside were huddled in the tent and couldn't sleep.
"Why don't we go into the house and talk to them?" asked Li Xiugen, smacking his lips.
"What are you talking about?" Kim Jongming was puzzled.
"Just don't sleep, spend the night with them, so that we and them don't have to get cold. Li Xiugen replied with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Isn't this good?" Kim Jong-ming instinctively objected. "We lost after all. ”
"Does it matter?" retorted the MC dreamingly. "I can see it clearly, aren't betrayals and dishonesty normal in this show?"
"That's different!" Jin Zhongming stretched out his hand and dragged Li Xiugen, who wanted to act, back. "That's the interaction between the MCs, and this is the result of the unique part of the show. ”
"What's the difference?" Li Xiugen was a little puzzled.
"Of course there is a difference, the previous things are actions between us, and it is no problem to do whatever you want. But this kind of core blessing and unhappiness link actually needs to be endorsed to the audience. When we went to choose the jade tendon fish juice, getting up was already equivalent to promising the audience that if we lost, we would sleep outside, so this must not be broken. Jin Zhongming also curled up in a ball, but his position was very firm.
"You have a point. Li Xiugen immediately squatted down. "And how do you sleep tonight? This tent is all ventilated. ”
"You go and steal Kim C's sleeping bag. Jin Zhongming thought left and right, and came up with a feasible solution. "Then Brother Meng will go and steal the padded jackets of the three of them, and I'll go and bring Baker here, and we'll fill the tent, maybe we'll be a little warmer." ”
"That's all there is to it!" MC Dream immediately got up. "I didn't expect to come to this show on the first day, and I had to sleep with the dog again."
"You are content!" Li Xiugen also got up and acted. "What's wrong with the dog? Look at that thick layer of hair on Baker's body, it's worth a quilt at first glance!"
However, early the next morning, Baker proved the ignorance of Kim Jong-ming and Lee so-geun with his actions.
"What is it doing?" In the tent, Jin Zhongming stared at Baker in front of him in a daze, who was jumping around like a drug, a little puzzled. "It's been jumping around us since just now. And it won't even listen to me!"
"It's waking us up. Li Xiugen replied speechlessly. "It's been half a year, and it's been developed as a conditioned reflex by the program team. As soon as I heard the wake-up bell, I would rush into the tent and scratch all our quilts and sleeping bags!"
"And then?" asked MC Dream with a glazed eye. "Zhong Ming, can you get rid of it? I want to sleep a little longer. ”
"I can't drive it away, Zhong Ming tried it just now. Li Xiugen also covered his head helplessly. "Otherwise, how do you think the nickname of the rock darling and the appearance fee of 200,000 yuan per time earned it?"
"Rock 'n' roll darling?" Jin Zhongming looked at Baker who was jumping around like crazy following the bell outside the tent at this moment, and he really felt a bit like a young man listening to rock and roll, but the appearance fee of 200,000 yuan per time was wisely ignored by him.
"Then let's announce the task of getting up now!" Luo Yingshi stood aside and ate a bowl of hot instant noodles, and it was Li PD who spoke, which also made the six men and a dog all focus on the instant noodles in Luo Yingshi's hand and no one was listening to PD's nonsense, but his next sentence immediately lifted everyone's spirits. "Today's task is about the quality of everyone's breakfast!"
"Is it graded?" asked the boss, Jiang Hudong, unyieldingly.
"That's right. Li PD nodded in response. "The first place can eat the hot breakfast at the breakfast shop there and there is no limit, the second place can also know the food served in the store, but the limit is one standard one, the third and fourth places can only get one steamed bun and one bowl of instant noodles respectively, and the fifth place "
"That's generous!" MC interjected inophintently. "I was content with fourth place. ”
"Well, I'll give you a bottle of hot coffee for a pick-me-up until you get home. Li PD ignored MC Dream and continued to talk to himself. "Sixth place is nothing, but boiling water is free"
"What task?" Jin Zhongming was a little impatient.
"Paint!" said Li PD, clapping his hands, and six sketch shelves were lifted up. "Draw a beautiful view in front of you and all our staff rate it. ”
"I'm the best at this!" Jiang Hudong Tian shamelessly raised his hand to explain, and then sat on the small horse zha, but as the standard small horse zand used for sketching was sitted by him, everyone else also understood that this one was bragging!
Jin Zhongming is not good at drawing, and he can even be said to know nothing, but considering the level of these five people around him, he has no worries at all. It is precisely because of this that when he really picked up a colored pencil, as the mountain wind blew on his face, he woke up a little, the wake-up task given by Luo Yingshi was definitely not messy, it should be a kind of self-reflection, it seems that he should find him to increase the weight later.
Pressing this thought for the time being, Jin Zhongming seriously painted the mountain peaks and the rising sun in front of him, but his crooked painting unexpectedly surpassed the other five people and won the first place.
"It's not fair!" Yin Zhiyuan stood up in protest with the absolutely only decent painting in his hand. "How do you think my depiction of yesterday's bonfire is much better than the chaotic mountain and the sun of Jin Zhongming, right?
"Hey, if it's to take care of newcomers, then mine can too, and I'll be content with the second place. MC Meng held up his painting like a dog crawling and shouted loudly, he was the sixth, the hungry one.
"Do you know what an actor is?" Li Xiugen, the person who was ranked fifth, did not hesitate to abandon his position and stood on Jin Zhongming's side like a dog, he would expect Jin Zhongming to reward him with two buns later!, "Who are you? ”
"The first one for Kim Jong Ming is that his paintings are the most in line with the theme, and we let you paint here just to make the beautiful scenery in front of your picture. Luo Yingshi began to explain after eating a bowl of instant noodles. Of course, Jiang Hudong also painted, but he couldn't tell what it was at all, so he was ranked fourth. ”
"Take this opportunity for me to say a few words seriously!" Without waiting for Yin Zhiyuan to attack again, Jin Zhongming took the initiative to stand up and show his heart. "I knew that my painting was terrible, and I also saw Luo Yingshi's thoughts, and deliberately voted for his favor to win the first place. ”
"You sycophant!" Yin Zhiyuan immediately sneered. "You are really a match for Li Xiugen standing together!"
"Wait until I'm serious. Jin Zhongming ignored his interruption and continued to speak. "I don't know if you've noticed, but we've actually recorded enough three episodes from yesterday morning's video recording to now for one day and one night."
"Who did you listen to?" Jiang Hudong also came to interrupt, this group of people is like this, and they will never let go of the opportunity to suppress other MCs. "I don't even know about the main MC. ”
"When I first got up just now, I heard the words of Luo Yingshi PD and Li PD. Jin Zhongming replied speechlessly. "Eavesdropping, didn't steal your main MC position!"
"It seems that Jin Zhongming has really understood the meaning of our program team. Luo Yingshi PD waved his hand. "That's right, let him take the opportunity to tell everyone, the province has a special meeting. ”
"Ah, no problem. Jin Zhongming squinted his eyes and nodded. "Actually, I think everyone understands that there is something wrong with our show, so that the variety show with the largest investment in KBS has only 13% of the ratings, and it is still up and down. In fact, it's not just the problem of the MC's continuous departure, it's clear that our programming has gone awry. ”
Hearing this, Jiang Hudong's small eyes immediately narrowed.
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