Chapter 780 - The rules are better than taking off clothes
Gao Feng couldn't stand the misunderstanding of this group of beauties, he wanted to go back to the police station and let Lu Zhengshan send him to the detention center, and all the beauties exploded and surrounded Gao Feng tightly to prevent him from leaving.
"Ah Feng, are you in the water in your head, you obviously committed a crime, and you still have to go into the detention center by yourself, then you are not throwing yourself into the net, once you enter the detention center, then you will wait to go to prison, and it is possible to sit through the bottom of the prison." ”
Gao Feng told the beauties that even if he wanted to sit through the prison, he had to sit down, and if he made any mistakes, he would have to pay for the mistake, and he was not afraid to sit through the prison.
Gao Feng thought about it again, and told the beauties, what is this talking about, why should I sit in prison, I am not an underground party member, I have not done anything, why should I wait to go to prison, I go to the detention center for a purpose.
The beauties asked Gao Feng what is your purpose here, it won't be to avoid their group of annoying beauties, your method is too strange, in order to avoid us annoying you, you actually chose to go to the detention center.
Gao Feng was unable to entangle with this group of beauties, he broke free from the encirclement of this group of beauties, and strode towards the Tulou Town Police Station, and the beauties caught up with Comrade Gao Feng and praised him.
"Ah Feng, don't be angry, we all believe in you, this is just us testing you, this is also a successful test, you are indeed a gentleman and frank person, we also believe that you will never do anything to resell steel bars, we support you to go to the detention center, we will also beat gongs and drums to send you to the detention center, you wait for us for a while, we will change the equipment immediately." ”
This group of beauties began to change their equipment at that time, and they didn't need to find another place, just a few people began to change their equipment in a circle.
It didn't take much time for this group of beauties to change their equipment, Gao Feng saw the dress of these beauties, he was so surprised, the group of beauties in front of him instantly became a group of northern Shaanxi girls, they were wearing the clothes of northern Shaanxi people, with red belts tied around their waists, a festive scene.
This group of beauties is not only dressed up by rural girls in northern Shaanxi, but some of them are dressed as men from northern Shaanxi, with drums tied to their waists.
"I'm going, beauties, you are going to be on the "Avenue of Stars", you are so grand, you are sending people to the detention center, you are sending your relatives to the barracks!"
Gao Feng really admired that this group of beauties could really toss, and he also admired that they really knew how to contain things in their heads, and that one novel idea came out one by one, which surprised Gao Feng.
"Hehe, Ah Feng, that's right, we're just going to send our relatives to the detention center, what's so strange about this, you entered the detention center for justice, and you weren't arrested in the detention center for committing a crime, we measure that Lu Zhengshan dares to move you half a hair. ”
Gao Feng is also very grateful to this group of beauties for their trust in him, and also thanks them for thinking about themselves like this, he still persuaded this group of beauties to give up this practice, this gong and drum to send people to the detention center, this is also an unprecedented way, and it will also cause unnecessary trouble, if you want to have a good time, then you will perform here for five minutes now.
This group of beauties listened to Gao Feng's opinion, and they twisted their beautiful waists while beating gongs and drums to send Gao Feng to the door of the Tulou Town Police Station.
This is singing and dancing and beating gongs and drums, but a lively scene, naturally attracted a lot of people to watch, the people still think that this is going to get married, and some people still want to eat candy from these dancing beauties.
Unexpectedly, the girl really prepared candy, milk candy from the little white rabbit, biscuits from lion's mane mushrooms, and some jelly food, which made the onlookers happy.
They also scattered candy and biscuits to the police officers of the Tulou Town Police Station, and confused these policemen, what the hell is this for, they were originally going to go to the detention center, how did it become a wedding scene.
The most unlucky is Director Lu Zhengshan, this group of beauties trampled on him unscrupulously, of course, this trampling is not that kind of trampling, they are trampling him with high heels, trampling this thing like a slaughtered pig wailing.
"Gao Yingying, save your brother Shan, you save your life!"
Lu Zhengshan also shouted that Gao Feng was a high hero, he was trapped by the heavy steel shackles and anklets, that is a dead pig, and now he regrets that he made this special torture instrument, this is a veritable lifting a stone to shoot his own feet, and he came up with an idea for a long time but used it for himself, he really regretted it.
Gao Feng stopped all the beauties, he also thought that trampling Lu Zhengshan for half an hour was already a breath, but this group of beauties felt that the time for this anger was too short, at least twenty-four hours.
Gao Feng said that they are, let alone twenty-four hours, if you step on him a few more times, this Lu Da Director will have to return to the west, and he will have to die.
Lu Zhengshan begged Gao Feng to find a way to untie his steel shackles and anklets, he really can't stand it now, if he doesn't untie the steel shackles and anklets, he will die with a whimper, he is still young, he has not enjoyed the glory and wealth, and he has not really talked about a romantic love.
Lu Zhengshan still wants to enjoy the glory and wealth, and wants to talk about a love affair, but he is angry with all the beauties, he makes the police station like a small palace, it is simply a paradise on earth, he has enjoyed the glory and wealth for a few months, more than people enjoy in their lives, and he plays more tricks in a month than people have played in their lives.
The beauties trampled on it frantically, but they were stopped by Gao Feng, he told the beauties that Lu Zhengshan still had to be kept, after all, he was still the director of a police station, and he still needed him to be sent to the detention center, so you should be merciful under the high heels.
Gao Feng asked the big guy to brainstorm and think of a way to get rid of Lu Zhengshan, and the big guy came up with a lot of ideas.
The beauties think that if the quilt cover is so tight as Lu Zhengshan, then it can only use things like lubricating oil, and they often can't take it off when they wear gold and silver jewelry, and then they are all taken off after lubricating with lubricating oil.
Gao Feng asked the police officers at the police station to find oils such as lubricating oil, and the police officers found a lot of oils, including diesel organic oil, butter, and waste engine oil.
Whatever it is, as long as you try everything you bring, can a live horse be a dead horse doctor, the big guys started together, and poured all the oil they found on Lu Zhengshan's head, and also squeezed those ointments on his head, and Lu Zhengshan's head was full of oil and ointment.
The old man at the police station was still holding a big broom, and when everyone finished pouring the oil, he used this big broom to brush Lu Zhengshan's head like paint, and he brushed it more than 20 times.
The janitor brushed all the oil, and Gao Feng commanded several police officers from the police station to pull the steel shackles on Lu Zhengshan's neck together.
When these police officers pulled the steel shackles upward, he also asked everyone to sing a song, just like shouting a trumpet, cheering them on, and also letting them unify their pace.
Gao Feng started for everyone and sang the song "Everyone Paddles the Big Boat" sung by Fu Disheng.
"It's hard to cross the ocean with a penny. The people rowed and started the galleon. A small tree, weak and can't help the wind and rain. Hundreds of miles of forest, side by side to endure the cold, endure the cold. One plus ten, ten plus hundred, hundreds plus thousands, you add me, I add you, everyone is connected.
In the same boat, the sea gives way, the trumpet shouts, and the waves come aside. Hundreds of boats compete for the current, and thousands of sails enter. The waves are behind, and the shore is ahead.
A chopstick was gently broken, ten pairs of chopsticks were firmly held into a ball, and a slap could not be beaten, and the applause of 10,000 people shook the sky.
One plus ten, ten plus hundred, hundreds plus thousands, you add me, I add you, everyone is connected. ”
Young people just like to sing, and this old song "Everyone Paddles a Big Boat" was also sung by this group of young people very majestic, and the sound shook the sky.
Several police officers from the police station, inspired by this magnificent singing, naturally used their strength to eat, and while they were in tune with the rhythm of the song, they stepped on Lu Zhengshan's body and struggled to pull the steel shackles.
It's a pity that the steel shackles are too tight, and several police officers pulled out Lu Zhengshan to be three meters long, but they couldn't pull the steel shackles off.
Several police officers were as tired as their grandsons, they couldn't hold on for fifteen minutes, they were so tired that they collapsed to the ground, and they asked Gao Feng to think of other ways.
The beauties also think that the song they chose is wrong, should they change the song, such as singing the song "Today is a Good Day", such as the song "Let's Clap Hands Together".
Gao Feng told all the beauties, it's useless for you to change any song, the steel shackles specially made by Director Lu Da, he made them according to the thickness of his neck, so naturally it is not so easy to pull off.
Gao Feng told everyone, we still have to think of other ways, such as thermal expansion and cold contraction, if Director Lu can cold shrink, maybe it will be easy to take him out of this steel shackle.
After listening to Gao Feng's words, policewoman Wang Xiaoyue told Gao Feng that there is a big freezer in the police station, let's throw Lu Zhengshan into the freezer, isn't it just cold shrinkage, we will ice him for about an hour, and he will naturally shrink.
Everyone thinks that Wang Xiaoyue's method is very good, so they should throw Lu Zhengshan into the freezer and make him shrink.
Several police officers dragged Lu Zhengshan to the canteen of the police station like a dead pig, and threw Lu Zhengshan into the freezer, but he didn't expect that this freezer could not hold Lu Zhengshan, Lu Zhengshan was too big, and this freezer could not hold him at all.
Everyone thought of a lot of ways, but they couldn't put Lu Zhengshan completely into the freezer, and finally followed Gao Feng's suggestion, since it was to shrink Lu Zhengshan's neck, we didn't need to put all Lu Zhengshan into the freezer, as long as Lu Zhengshan's head was put in the freezer, and other parts could be exposed outside the freezer.
It seems that this can only be the case, everyone put Lu Zhengshan's head in the freezer, exposing his legs outside the freezer, and the lid of the freezer can only cover half.
Everyone thinks that it is definitely not enough to go down to ice for an hour, it will take at least four or five hours, and the effect of running while running on the ice will definitely not be significant, and the time will need to be longer.
Since it takes four or five hours of freezing time, what do you do in these four or five hours, everyone thinks they should have some fun to kill time.
A few police officers proposed that everyone play cards, let's play eggs, now eggs are very popular, they will go to eat and drink will come two eggs, we will beat eggs while waiting for Director Lu to be frozen.
Everyone also thinks that a few police officers proposed a good idea, anyway, they are idle, Gao Feng also asked a few police officers what rules do you usually have for playing eggs, these police officers told Comrade Gao Feng that they usually have no other rules for playing eggs, just take off your clothes.