Chapter 0330 - Private Teacher
Little Lori didn't appreciate it at all, but stared at Xia Yu with wide eyes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Teacher, father, let me tell you, our teacher's mother is fine, if you dare to bully her, we will definitely beat you!"
Little Lori's words immediately resonated with a large group of children, and they all shouted: "I can't spare you!" Some of them have even waved their little fists! It seems that they have already identified Xia Yu as "Teacher Dad".
"There are so many of you, I don't dare to mess with you, I will definitely be very good to your 'teacher's mother'!" Xia Yu hurriedly promised, it happened that he didn't know how this woman would introduce him later, so he hurriedly found an identity for himself, he was already planning to find the dean, and he would not come to the kindergarten again.
The woman said behind Xia Yu: "Xia Yu, you go to the back of the classroom and sit down first!"
Xia Yu walked towards the back, only to find that only the place next to the trash can was empty. This location is the place where the child peed just now, there are still traces of undried on the ground, I don't know which country's spiritual realm is painted, and it is quite creative, and there is a small pool of yellow poop next to it......
Endure it......
The bench was so small that Xia Yu's ass couldn't fit at all, and after looking at the small table, Xia Yu simply sat down as a bench.
Classes are now on.
The woman taught them how to read, and she read it at the top, and the children below followed suit.
Xia Yu tried not to think about the bubble of urine and a small lump of poop behind him, and shifted his attention to the window. The glass is a good thing, and through it, Xia Yu can clearly see the campus outside.
Suddenly, Xia Yu felt that someone was stabbing him in the knee, and when he lowered his head, a little boy in front of him glared at Xia Yu very stinkily, holding a small note in his hand. When Xia Yu took the note, the stinky little boy turned his head angrily.
Xia Yu took it and looked at it, and the note was written crookedly: "Teacher's mother is mine, I must snatch her back from you when I grow up!"
This kid is too precocious, isn't it?Xia Yu looked at this kid carefully, it was the same kid who had just kissed the little girl and hit his head on the table.
Xia Yu shook his head with a smile, looked up and looked ahead, but saw a pair of big dark eyes peeking at him, and the little Lori at the front blatantly turned her head to stare at Xia Yu, and smiled at Xia Yu.
What is this, what is this!Xia Yu simply closed his eyes and cultivated.
As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Xia Yu opened his eyes. Xia Yu was in class just now, and it was not good to go out directly, so now take the opportunity to get out quickly.
Xia Yu's speed was extremely fast, and he walked out of the teaching building in a blink of an eye, and vaguely seemed to hear someone shouting: "Teacher's father, teacher's father!" The voice was very immature, thinking that it should be a child, Xia Yu didn't care, and went directly to the dean's office.
Out of the kindergarten's teaching building, Xia Yu asked a teacher-like person on the road, and the person pointed out the location of the dean's office for Xia Yu.
Xia Yu was extremely lucky, the dean's room was open, Xia Yu knocked a few times on the hidden door, and then pushed the door and walked in.
"Are you the dean?" Xia Yu saw a smiling fat man sitting at the table drinking tea, and hurriedly spoke.
The fat man didn't seem to care about Xia Yu's intrusion, and was still smiling, "Young man, I'm Dean Guo Tianxiao, what's the matter with you?"
Guo Tianxiao is of medium stature, about forty years old, dressed in a gray robe, well-groomed, and his smiling face has a bit of the taste of Maitreya Buddha.
"My name is Xia Yu, and this is my student ID. With that, Xia Yu took out the small notebook and handed it over.
Guo Tianxiao took the small notebook, opened it and glanced at it, and handed it back to Xia Yu, "Well, this is the formalities that Tianxiang's girl came to do, and I personally helped you handle it!
"It's good that you remember!" Xia Yu said with a faint smile, "Tianxiang's girl actually took me to kindergarten, saying that she wanted to be educated from scratch, you said that this is not nonsense! I want to skip the process of reading and writing, and directly start the education of various basic knowledge." ā
"That's no problem! You will take a quiz to see what level of education you should receive now, and I will make arrangements for you!" Guo Tianxiao's expression did not change much.
"Thank you, Dean Guo!" Xia Yu didn't care about the test process, as long as he didn't let himself go to class with those kindergarten children.
Guo Tianxiao called, and soon someone sent a package of rolls.
"We are teaching all kinds of herb knowledge from the first grade, the knowledge of refining magic weapons, pills, as well as formations, the origin of cultivation and other courses, which one do you choose?"
"Then choose the first grade...... Xia Yu said helplessly, he was forced to cultivate by himself, and he didn't know about the mess at all.
There are a total of five subjects in the first year paper. The history of cultivation, the identification of medicinal herbs, the identification of minerals, the basis of formations, and the last one turned out to be the meridian map of the human body!
Minerals are okay, Xia Yu still knows a few kinds, and the remaining four Xia Yu all scored zero in the exam.
"In other words, you don't understand anything other than knowing words?" Guo Tianxiao didn't expect Xia Yu to be so white, and his face was shocked, of course, he was frightened by Xia Yu's Xiaobai.
Xia Yu smiled bitterly and said, "Yes!"
It seems that the children of the cultivation realm are even worse than the children of the earth, they have to learn so many things in the first grade, fortunately there is only one language here, if there are a few more cultivation countries, wouldn't it be necessary to learn foreign languages!
"Your situation is special, it's really embarrassing for you to let you take classes with those children!" Guo Tianxiao regained his previous expression, "In this way, I will arrange a separate teacher for you, and she will teach you specially!"
"Really, this is great!" Xia Yu didn't expect this fat dean to be so reasonable, and hurriedly agreed.
"Don't be happy yet!" Guo Tianxiao's eyes flashed with a bright light, "The tuition fee is not low!"
"Dean, you say the price!" Xia Yu is also a little money now.
The people of Tsing Yi left him 3,200 low-grade immortal stones, 5 medium-grade immortal stones, plus the immortal stones he had obtained from the Mopinglin Cave Mansion before, and now his assets are quite rich.
Two days ago, Xia Yu also counted it, there are probably more than 5,000 lower-grade immortal stones in the lower grade immortal stones, and there are only 8 middle-grade immortal stones, most of which are used when looking for the ghostly beard. The top-grade fairy stone Xia Yu was reluctant to use it, or 4 pieces.
I don't dare to say that I have a lot of money, but I should be considered a small savings!
The fat elder god raised a finger on the ground, and then closed his eyes.
"A thousand immortal stones?" Xia Yu asked tentatively.
"Yes, a thousand immortal stones a year, what do you think?" The fat dean stared at Xia Yu's expression without blinking, as if he was afraid of missing something.
Xia Yu made a painful expression, "A thousand is a thousand!"
"You prepare the money first, and I'll call someone for you!"
About twenty minutes later, a beautiful figure appeared in the dean's office.