32. Sunglasses Girl and Smurfs
There were nine days left in the holiday, and Han Yu felt that he had passed so quickly without doing anything.
Gary told him that the Han River is relatively close, and he may meet beautiful women when he gets up early to go for morning exercises.
Let's go, you can bump into... Not bad either.
I have also left the army for many years, and I have been recording programs and rehearsing late in China, so I can't get up at all.
Those good habits in the past have basically been 'changed' by busy work.
So when I came to Korea, I didn't bring sportswear at all, but wore a blue shirt, blue jeans, and blue naik shoes, and rushed to Hangang Park in a nondescript manner.
"Ah, the mobile phone map function is so convenient, road idiots can be cured!", Han Yu walked around, looking at the blue horizontal bar area on the screen as he walked.
As long as you walk inside, you will definitely fall into the Han River~
But people who walk with their heads down will definitely bump into people or objects at some point.
If you're unlucky, it could be a telephone pole, a car, or a trip to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles;
If you're lucky, you'll probably bump into a woman, and you really do
It is soft, and although it is with the outside of the forearm, it does not reach the part of the elbow
I really responded to Gary's words, "Ah, let's go for morning erection, I'll meet beautiful women!" (Did I make a typo?)
So what's next?
"What's the situation?", Han Yuke is a beginner brother who knows a little knowledge, but he hasn't practiced it.
When he noticed a new touch, he slowly raised his head, "I'll go! You're so close!"
A woman in a rose-red tracksuit with long brown hair was pouting and staring at him with a frown.
"Eh, miss, are you still wearing big sunglasses in your sportswear?", Han Yu's unmatched spitting magic skills are powerful again at this time...
But after saying this, no one responded to him
Emptying is a habit, whenever and wherever you are;
Sunglasses are a kind of declaration that she is special.
If it weren't for the woman in front of him who was covering her chest with her hands in front of her eyes, Han Yu really thought that the softness just now~~ was an illusion.
The air instantly gets colder, and then suddenly it rises...
"You... What are you doing in Korea (Chinese)?"
I'll go ~~~ this accent, this grammar
It seems that I entered the bud rice field in our hometown and caught a girl who was stealing food. (I forgot to add the word bud rice)
"Chinese?", Han Yue tried to ask in Chinese
"Arnie!"
"Mo? Can you understand? That's the overseas Chinese of the Korean ethnic group?!"
"Ani!"
"Etai Thailand"
"Yikes!"
There was a thunderbolt roar on a sunny day, and there was a sticky smell.
The woman in sunglasses pulled Han Yu into the uninhabited alley on the side.
I just came back, and the jet lag hasn't adjusted yet, so I changed into a white sportswear for the first time, and I put on my sunglasses when I went out.
Walking and walking, I didn't expect that there were people who were more sรจ than her - wearing a torn shirt for morning exercise, jeans, a pair of sneakers on her feet, and the most sรจ thing was that they were all blue.
This made her eyes shake, and her glasses were not good~
As a fashionista and fashion boss, how can she tolerate a tiger B man who is like a smurf, just casually strolling along such a beautiful early morning path?
"Idiots...".
He bent his mouth and despised the oncoming Smurf.
Pushing his sunglasses, he walked forward a little distractedly.
So, that's it.
So he just ran into it.
"You don't know me?"
"Uh... Are you really not Chinese?"
"I said no. โ
"Then how did I know you?"
"Ah, I can remember you with this stinky memory. โ
"But the second volume hasn't been finished yet?"
"Oh yes, then I won't spoil it yet. โ
"That"
"You're going...... Morning exercise?"
"Inner~"
"Dressed like this, hehe, it's a shame for me to give this brand!"
"What do you mean, what do I have to do with your (typo) brand?"
"Ah, take a good look!"
After saying that, he straightened his chest again.
"That's it... (typo)?"
"Don't you know, look down at your shoes!"
Han Yu stupidly looked down at his blue Naik.
Boom~!!
"Hmph~ This is the price you should pay for taking advantage of me!"
"What are you touching my head for?"
"Mo, I'm beating you!"
"Uh... Well, it hurts... Oops" (a character in the Brain Supplement Star movie)
"Did you see clearly?"
"There's... B, right?"
"Yikes!"
"Early in the morning, girl, girl, fart, won't you say anything else?"
"Fack!"
"Uh..."
"I am the spokesperson of this brand, you really don't know this brand? Are you Chinese?"
"Oh! โ
Han Yu finally saw that next to the towering mountain, there was a logo pattern printed on it.
"Can't you even afford sportswear?"
"Uh... I haven't had a morning exercise for a long time, so I didn't bring sportswear with me when I came to Korea. โ
"What are you doing in Korea?"
"Travel!"
"Alone?"
"yes. โ
"Oh... Do you want to..."
"Hey, you wear sunglasses and come out early in the morning for morning exercises, are you more tiger than me?"
"Cut~ I want you to take care of it!"
"I don't care, but we don't know each other, do we? Why did we talk for so long?"
"I'm bored, okay!"
"Oh, I'm bored too. โ
"Why are you alone? Didn't you come with your girlfriend?"
"Ahh I haven't found her yet. โ
"What do you mean?"
"I don't have a girlfriend yet..."
"Broke up?"
"I haven't had a girlfriend, so why break up?"
"It's been almost half a year, and you're still a bachelor?"
"What's more than half a year?"
"Uh... I won't spoil it yet."
"Then I'll go, thank you for chatting with me, miss!"
"You're Miss, your whole family is Miss!"
"Uh... That Na Na"
The woman in the rose-red tracksuit finally took off her sunglasses.
"Do you recognize who I am?"
Han Yu looked at it carefully for a while, "Oh! It's you... It looks familiar."
"Haven't you recognized who I am?"
"Uh..."
"Goodbye!", with that, the strange woman turned and walked away
But Meng Shenyun told her that the number of words was not enough, and asked her to sleep with him for a while, and the water for a while (old typos)
So she stumbled again, flicked her arm and returned to Han Yu.
"Do you have a Korean number?"
"Yes!"
"Give me your phone!"
"Mo, are you going to rob?"
"Yikes"
"Here you go, don't do it?"
The woman in sunglasses snatched Han Yu's mobile phone, pressed it with both hands, and after typing something, she handed it to him again, "Call me if you have something, after all, you had... Got it?"
"Oh, okay. โ
"Then I'll go first. โ
"Wait, I've got something going on!"
โmoya๏ผโ
"Actually, I came here to listen to Korean pop music and try to write a tune. โ
"Molagu, hehe, you are not a good teacher in China, and you still come here alone to play what kind of creation and write songs? and TMD is dressed like a Smurf-like tiger B, go back and continue to do your promising career!"
"Well, don't be so excited, I also found my own shortcomings, and I want to learn more things to improve myself when I can still break through. โ
"Break into what Korean entertainment?"
"Inside, my name is Han Yu, four sounds. โ
"Hehe, you really think you're a composer after a poet's name?
"Forget it, don't discourage me if you can't help, okay?"
"Ah, I can't help? You didn't know I used to..."
"Did you swell before?"
"That's enough words, I'll go first. โ