"Then I'll ...... Divorce. ”

Bo Fengshuimen calmly held a fan and kept fanning himself, if you look closely, the thin cold sweat on his forehead proves that he is not as calm as his face shows.

Divorce?

Poofhahahaha.

The audience was dumbfounded again.

Teacher Bo Feng Shui Gate......

Amen.

You Anthy.

I guess it's time to kneel on the washboard when I get home at night, right?

So, the audience collectively made a sigh together: "Huh~~~~~." ”

The four-wheel drive fighter couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Bo Fengshuimen, I silently light a lamp in my heart for all the audience present for you to kneel on the washboard at night." ”

After saying this, the four-wheel drive fighter held back a smile, and did not wait for Bo Feng Shuimen's answer, turned his head and asked with a smile: "Kakashi-sensei Hagi, when you wake up in the morning, you find that your body and your partner's bodies have been swapped, what will you do?"

Kakashi Hachiki paused for a moment.

Really.

You can't escape it.

After all, we have to face this problem.

However, just as he was about to answer, Uzumaki Kushina on the side hurriedly raised his hand: "Report to the host, I have something to say! ”

Two yellow orioles singing green willows.

You don't have a girlfriend yet.

A line of egrets in the sky.

You don't have a girlfriend yet.

Single dog， single dog， single all the ay.

As he spoke, Uzumaki Kushina actually hummed these two songs.

The audience was stunned.

This...... What song is it?

Single Dog Song?

Uzumaki Kushina-sensei, you're enough! Don't you see that Kakashi-sensei Hachiki has been smiling bitterly there?

The four-wheel drive fighter smiled: "What if, what if, it's just an analogy." ”

Bo Feng Shuimen also continued: "Okay, even if Kakashi Hachiki has a partner. ”

Kakashi Hachiki looked at the wave for three seconds before shaking his head, "If it's me...... Measure your twin peaks first, see what kind of cups they are, and then decide what kind of person to go out to seduce, of course, the first target, to seduce Mr. Bo Feng Shuimen. ”

Well?

Poofhahaha.

Seduce Bo Feng Shui Door Teacher?

There is a base.

Absolutely.

Kakashi-sensei Hagi, please have a limit to death!

Beware that your sister is going to be blackened!

Hahahaha.

The four-wheel drive fighter scratched his head and asked with a smile: "Why is it to seduce the teacher of Bo Feng Shui Gate instead of the teacher who is going to seduce Bo Feng Shui Gate, Mr. Jilaiye?"

This time, Kakashi Hachiki paused for a full five seconds.

"He's too old. ”

"Tsunade-hime-sama is too strong. ”

……

The four-wheel drive fighter wanted to laugh and held back the laughter.

Too old?

Tsunade-hime-sama is too tough?

For this reason, Kakashi-sensei Hagi, are you really not afraid of offending your teacher, as well as your teacher's teacher, and your teacher's lover?

Bo Fengshuimen patted the four-wheel drive fighter on the shoulder and said gently: "I think the host is working hard today." ”

Laborious?

The four-wheel drive fighter wanted to roll his eyes.

Dude, I was so hard at that time, okay! I'm about to go crazy with you! Teachers, you guys are playing so well, I feel like I can't keep up with your brain circuits!

The four-wheel drive fighter sighed slightly, lifted his spirit, and watched the audience's enthusiasm be adjusted to the peak, which pulled back the thoughts of the scene: "The reason why there is such a problem on the scene and stimulate it with everyone is to bring everyone to a higher discussion environment." ”

In fact, speech is one of the most common forms of communication in our lives. But whether you can speak, the most important critical time in work and life, whether you can speak well and help your life is one of the main reasons why we do "Wonderful Sayings"!"

"It's like a car, when you're climbing a hill, it's not just how high you can climb, it's not how big your displacement is, it's an act of having a technical term, called torque! Or the torque of this word in our communication is the sentence that can be reversed, and it is particularly important that you can turn this sentence around at a critical moment!"

Kakashi Hachiki nodded approvingly: "Yes, so today we players don't know if we can play some twists." ”

The four-wheel drive fighter knocked on his wooden fish: "Okay, after all, we are a serious debate show, now let's take a look at ......"

Uzumaki Kushina couldn't help but complain: "I don't see that you are a debate show at all." ”

Once again, the audience was amused.

Kushina-sensei.

You are a god complaining and giving you full marks!

Because we didn't see it as a debate show!

Even Uzumaki Kushina herself was amused by this complaint.

The Uchiha Obito under the stage lowered his head and groaned a little. How much he expects this show to be better than a language debate show.

If nothing else, let's just say that the short opening in front of him is enough to surprise him, no, it's an amazing feeling.

In terms of artistic expression alone, this opening in southern Jiangsu can be said to have created a new way of existing entertainment programs, and it is not an exaggeration to say that as long as it is not a debate program, this program is definitely enough to rank in the top ten of the existing entertainment programs!

But......

Thinking of this, Uchiha Obito sighed again.

He raised his head and set his eyes on the stage.

Although he doesn't have much hope, he still hopes that Sunan's show can do something different.

……

The four-wheel drive fighter knocked on the wooden fish: "Okay, let's take a look at the debate topic of the first issue." ”

On the big screen.

Screen display.

Ambiguous music sounded.

The audience ......

Dumbfounded again!!

Uchiha Obito's eyes widened and he slammed his jaw on the railing in front of him, and he was almost scared to death.

Mikoto Misaka's eyes widened with an expression of disbelief.

Hinata Hinata stared blankly at the screen, her face flushed.

Asuna looked at the screen in a daze, and subconsciously began: "I...... I knew it...... They both have a leg!"

Zhao Meili: "This ...... Is this all right?"

Kirito: "......"

Kohei Soma: "......"

Little master Liu Pleiasion: "......"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Even the waves on the stage, Kushina and Kakashi Hachiki opened their mouths slightly, and their expressions of surprise didn't look like they were pretending at all.

between on the big screen.

Naruto Uzumaki, wearing only a pink bathrobe.

He wears long blonde wigs on his head, casually draped over his shoulders.

The light makeup made him more feminine, and he couldn't see any male features at all.

The most important thing is that there are two more bulges on his chest, which are no less than ...... The size of the D cup made countless female viewers at the scene embarrassed!

Naruto in the video, sitting in an open hotel room, has a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

God, who took this demon!

God, who came to collect this women's clothing demon!

As soon as the big screen turned, Sasuke Uchiha sat on the edge of the bed, with an embarrassed look, and his inner monologue also appeared in the picture: What should I do? What should I do? It's embarrassing.

Naruto sat on the side, ruffled his hair, and looked proud: I finally brought him to the hotel with coaxing, and I must pounce on him today......

After the inner monologue, Naruto also made a 'meow' gesture.

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it!

It's so fucking bewitching!

Too...... Pretty!

The audience at the scene was collectively dumbfounded, and most of the audience who knew Naruto and Sasuke had their eyes straight!