【Chapter 065】Pit Daddy's Nohara Lin Video!
Sunan and the new team quickly recorded the video of the third issue, and revised the production of the second issue and uploaded it as scheduled. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
When everything was over, Lin bowed to everyone: "Thank you very much for your hard work." ”
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8 p.m.
There are many netizens who refresh on the video site.
In a dormitory on the campus of S University, Kirito watched a few of his roommates constantly refreshing a video website with some curiosity, and suddenly had some doubts.
"What are you doing?"
"Kirito, don't argue, I'll talk to you later. ”
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"Why hasn't it come out yet?"
"Kao, didn't you say 8 o'clock? It's 8 o'clock now, why hasn't it been refreshed yet?"
"This show isn't just going to be a pit man, right?"
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Asuna's dormitory.
"I'll go, it's 8 o'clock, why hasn't the "Nohara Lin" program been updated yet?"
"Wait, refresh a few more times. ”
"God bless, I must update it today. ”
"That's it, I finally found a show that looks good, don't cut it in half in the second issue!"
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Mikoto Misaka dormitory.
The shy little girl whispered to the person next to the computer and said, "Beauty...... Mikoto-san, "Nohara Rin" festival ...... The show is refreshed, you ...... Do you want to see it together?"
Mikoto Misaka was stunned, put down the book in her hand and stepped forward.
"Hinata...... You're always so shy and shy, I'm really worried about you. ”
"I didn't ...... It's nothing like that, beauty...... Mai Trin-san. ”
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At this time, many netizens were shocked at the moment when the show was refreshed.
Playback begins.
The video of the second episode is completely different from the opening of the first episode.
Simple, brutal.
Five large characters were written on the black screen.
Men's lies.
Kirito, who didn't know when he was watching in front of his roommate's computer screen, looked at these five words, and felt panicked for no reason, always feeling that this video was ...... It will be the majority of male friends, don't pit it.
This...... It's a man's intuition.
Not only Kirito, but also many male friends who are watching the show at the same time feel ...... Chrysanthemum tightened.
Really...... As they expected.
The white subtitles on the black background only stayed for five seconds, and the next second, Lynn appeared in the shot, and with each word, the camera switched, whether it was the costume or the scene.
"My phone is out of battery, my phone is out of signal, and the phone in front of me is not reminding ......"
"I called you, but no one answered your phone......"
Kirito twitched the corners of his mouth and said a silent sentence in his heart.
Finished.
"I'll get up after ten minutes of sleep, and I'll be home by 12 o'clock......"
"I'll come after this game, and I'll be over in a quick time......"
The picture changed again, and Lynn had headphones in her ears, staring at the screen in front of her, and picked up the phone: "Hey...... Yes...... I, I, I'm out of the house. ”
"Birthday present?" Lynn made an embarrassed expression, "I'...... I...... While...... Of course to you...... You're ready. ”
"Anniversary?ah?I, I, I, I haven't forgotten?!"
"Honey, you cook...... It's delicious......" parentheses, and there is a translation below: You can't tell the truth, or you'll be killed.
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"What kind of card to buy, what to buy a card, I didn't buy a card!"
"I've decided to quit smoking, I've decided to quit drinking, I've decided never to play King Pesticide again!"
"Accompanying you is definitely more important than playing! Of course you are more important than playing!"
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"You look good with or without makeup. ”
"You look good with long and short hair. ”
"You look good with or without clothes...... You look good in whatever you wear!"
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At this time, Kirito stared at the computer screen, covering his face, always feeling that this person named Nohara Rin, every time he said a word, it seemed to be a stab in his heart, and every time he said a word, he would have to have one less lie in the future.
He silently looked at the progress bar, a total of 4 minutes of video duration, at the current pace of speech...... Let's take a look......
There are at least thirty more lies!
The mud bodhisattva still has three points of blood, and now you say like this......
So...... I'm fighting with you!
On behalf of the majority of male compatriots, I want to die with you!
Are you going to kill them all?
On the computer screen, Nohara Rin kept changing her clothes and continued to chatter. ’
"Oh, you're saying the girl with pink lipstick and white high heels and linen wavy that day is your best friend?
"Oh, the woman, the woman is me...... Schoolmate. ”
"She and I are really just regular friends. ”
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"You're too sensitive, it's you thinking too much. ”
"It has nothing to do with her when we break up. ”
"If you don't believe me, then I can't help it. ”
"Well, what you like to think is your thing. ”
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"I only love you, I will always love you only, I will always love you in this life, always, only you, alone. ”
"I just want you to be happy, I can give up the whole world for you!"
“…… In addition to interstellar Warcraft, King Pesticides, LOL, Fantasy Journey to the West......"
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At this time, Mikoto Misaka looked at the video of "Nohara Rin" and laughed out loud.
Hinata beside her also smiled shyly: "Beauty...... Mai Trin, this Lin ...... Is it all true?"
Mai Trin patted her on the shoulder, "Judge for yourself, but I always think so...... Quite a few male friends...... It's going to be bad luck. ”
Soon, the show finally came to an end, and the beauties in the video generously summarized.
"Generally speaking, whether a man is lying or not, a woman can see it at the first time, if she didn't expose you at the time, she may just be giving you face! I'm Nohara Lin, a woman who combines beauty and talent ~ sex ~~ of ~~~ friends ~~~~ !"
At the end of the video, Nohara makes an important statement.
This video is not aimed at all male friends, if there is a mistake......
I have a hairy relationship with my mother!
Finally, when Mikoto Misaka saw the subtitles, she was suddenly stunned for a moment, and her eyes were full of disbelief.
Hinata beside her also opened her mouth slightly.
Because, at the end of this issue, several names are signed at the end.
General Producer: Sunan.
Screenwriter and planner: Sunan.
Video shooting: Gintoki Sakata.
Costume Items: Naruto Uzumaki.
Post-production: Sasuke Uchiha.
Mikoto Misaka and Hinata glanced at each other, and they both saw a touch of shock in each other's eyes, if only the name Sunan appeared, it would be nothing, but in addition to this, the names of Sakata Gintoki, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha appeared at the same time.
The problem is really big!
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At this point, Kirito stared at the name on the final closing credits, thoughtful.
What kind of show is this, it can't really be made by those few people, right!?