Naruto looked upset. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Come on, come on, it's going to kill you.

You can explain them to me one by one!

"Then you can tell me what is the maid control pseudo-mother control poor milk control tsundere control, what does this have to do with the topic we talked about?"

Sunan glanced at Naruto in a state of arrogance from the rearview mirror, smiled leisurely, and a sentence suddenly came to mind.

Stupid humans.

"The so-called maid control, first of all, we must understand the maid, the maid is a kind of profession, the main job is to take care of the housework for the employer. The names vary from era to era, but the basic nature of work is the same. ”

"Maid control belongs to the category of subculture, which refers to a sexual orientation in which men (and now also women) are more sexually interested in maids (women in maid clothes), or people who have such sexual tendencies. ”

"As for the pseudo-mother's control...... It's simpler. ”

"Pseudo-Niang, usually refers to a male character dressed as a woman, often with a strong cute attribute after disguise, and some may be better than ordinary female characters. For example, a very beautiful girl you see may be a **pseudo-girl. ”

Naruto twitched the corners of his mouth.

You've really explained it!

Do you need to explain!?

In the rearview mirror, Naruto saw Sunan's eyes full of disdain, and even had a feeling of 'weird light'.

Naruto hurriedly stepped back, covering his chest with both hands: "You...... Do you want to do ...... What?"

Sunan sneered: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you." ”

"As for tsundere control, let's give you a look at what tsundere is. ”

When the words fell, Sasuke thought for a moment and asked, "Tsundere...... Does it mean that in order to hide their shyness, the characters make a strong attitude, arrogant, and inconsistent words and deeds?"

"Usually, this kind of person usually speaks with a prickly and tough attitude, but under certain conditions he is shy and sticky to his side. ”

After Sasuke finished speaking, Naruto was stunned, he turned his head to look at Sasuke beside him, and asked curiously, "You...... How do you know?"

Sunan in front of him looked calm: "Because Sasuke is synonymous with tsundere." ”

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

Naruto: "......"

The two of them silently supported their foreheads.

Sunan, are you sure you say that, Sasuke won't go berserk?

Sure enough, in the next second, Sasuke instantly roared: "Who do you say is tsundere! Who do you say is tsundere! Say it again, believe it or not, I killed you!"

Naruto hurriedly stopped Sasuke: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, you don't know Sunan's character." ”

"Besides, he's driving now, if you kill him and overturn, we'll all die. ”

Sasuke sneered: "Very good, then when you get home, you will do it." ”

Sakata Gintoki in front covered his face silently.

He always felt that the conversation and plot of his group seemed to be developing in a strange direction.

Sunan drove calmly, looked at the road in front of him, and said seriously: "There's nothing to be embarrassed to admit, and it's not up to you to decide what to control." And I don't discriminate against those. ”

"Of course, even if Naruto and Sasuke become Keitu in the future, and then you two fall in love, I won't discriminate. ”

"As your dear friend, I will bless you. ”

Gintoki Sakata continued to cover his face.

Count silently in your heart.

Three......

Two......

One......

"Sunan, I'll kill you!"

"Who do you say is the best friend!"

"Say it to me again!"

"What do you mean that I'm with Sasuke, not only will you not discriminate but also silently bless you, you will make it clear to me! Believe it or not, I'll kill you now!"

Naruto kept roaring, and Sasuke pulled him to the side, sneering: "It's still on the road now, let him drive first, and when he gets home in a while, it's not too late to clean him up." ”

Sunan shrugged his shoulders while driving the car, looking aggrieved.

Did you say the wrong thing?

Dude, can't I tell the truth?

You know, the Naruto anime that the two of you were originally in has countless aliases!

"Come back! Sasuke~"!

"That kid's IQ is really high"!

"What to kill you, my brother"?

"Naruto's Quest for a Husband".

"Naruto's Wife Chasing Ten Thousand Miles".

"Come back, my help".

"The protagonist and his friend failed to be together, and the female supporting actress was on top......

Blah blah

Dude, can't I tell the truth twice?

Sakata Yinshi smiled, squinted his eyes and said: "Okay, Sunan, don't tease them, if you tease them for a while, they are really going to be arrogant." ”

Sunan shrugged his shoulders and nodded: "Okay, let's get to the point." ”

Well?

Business?

Straight to the point?

You also know you've got the right thing, bastard!

Sasuke sneered, clasped his hands in front of him, and didn't say anything, just sat in the back seat.

Naruto was in a similar posture to him.

Sakata Gintoki turned his head, looked at the posture of the two of them, couldn't help but squint, and sighed in his heart: It's better to be funny than infinite.

Sunan felt that the joke was almost too much, so he pulled the topic back: "And that Shirai Kuroko is a typical sister control." ”

"Speaking of sister control, then we have to mention the sister control. ”

"Sister Control has a psychological or physical pursuit of strong women (regardless of age). Yu Jiekong has an unacceptable feeling for women who are the same age as themselves or younger than themselves, and think that women of this age lack a kind of maturity and stability. They want to grow further, and they believe that older women can guide their growth......"

"And sister control and sister control are definitely not the same concept. ”

"Royal Sister Control emphasizes the preference for the strong attributes of the character, while Sister Control reflects more of the dependence on the tolerance of the role. The two can coexist, but they are by no means the same concept. ”

Naruto was dumbfounded after listening to Sunan's explanation: "......"

Sasuke was also a little dumbfounded: "......"

Sakata Gintoki stared out the window dryly, not knowing what he was thinking.

All three of them had an idea.

Uncle Su.

We're on your knees!

Why do you know so well?

So you're the old driver.

In other words, aren't you afraid that the speed of the car is too fast and it will overturn?

Sunan didn't bother to guess what they were thinking, hooked the corners of his mouth and said: "As a sister control of Shirai Kuroko, I saw on TV or Weibo that at the S University New Year's Welcome, I and Mikoto Misaka performed excellently, so I began to feel jealous......"

"She followed us just to keep me away from his 'sister'. ”

After hearing this, Naruto looked at Sunan in disbelief, his eyes were extremely strange: "That's it?"

Sunan responded lightly: "That's it." ”

Naruto confirmed again, "That's why she's following us?"

Sunan responded again: "This is it." ”

Naruto wondered again, "Is that really it?"

Sunan: "...... Get lost. ”

Sasuke groaned for a moment and asked, "I still don't understand...... Why does that Shirai Kuroko ...... I want you to stay away from Mai Trin?"

Sunan sighed: "So I said, she is a sister control." ”

Sasuke: "......"

Sakata Gintoki in the front row silently covered his face.

So...... If you haven't seen your brother's control, you don't know what kind of existence your sister's control is!

……

……

The group returned to the Starlight Community.

As soon as the car drove into the downstairs of the community, a familiar figure came into view.

Sunan flurged for a moment, hurriedly stepped on the brake, and pulled the handbrake.

He jumped out of the car, looked at the figure in front of him, and asked, "You...... How did you get here?"