There is a kind of despair in this world. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Called, fake, non-existent.

There is hope in this world.

called, maybe there will be a play.

The official version of the three major illusions in life: the phone vibrates, someone knocks on the door, and she still loves me.

[System: Didn't you say before that the three major illusions in life are that I can fight back, and I can still drink ......]

[Sunan: Get out, how happy I am. 】

[System: Host, you win.] 】

What a fart!

This has something to do with the characters in this café.

Sunan just wanted to cry silently, why is life full of accidents, just got out of the tiger's den of the "Grim Reaper Schoolboy", and fell into a super mew café full of pits.

At the same time, the introduction of the system also rang in his head.

[Kirishima Aka, the heroine of the manga and anime "Tokyo Ghoul". 】

[The waiter of the coffee shop "Antique", and also a member of the ghouls in District 20, an S-class ghoul, always helps Kaneki when he is in danger. He was voted second in character popularity. 】

[When he was young, he was expelled by the Seed Investigator.] There is a younger brother, Aedu, but later they parted ways because of discord with their ideas about humans. On the surface, he was very disdainful of Jin Mu, but he still rescued him many times. In the process of getting along, he often bullied Jin Mu, and gradually changed his opinion of it. It wasn't until Kaneki turned white-haired and left that he discovered his feelings for Kaneki, but he couldn't do anything about it, so he could only silently bless him behind the scenes. 】

Sunan exhaled deeply.

Calm.

Calm.

Everything is fake...... What a fart!

Who's this?

Kirishima Dongka!

Where does Kirishima Dongka work!?

At the café!

Sunan cried silently, he looked around, and had an urge to die, since Kirishima Dongxiang worked in a café, if this was true, then this coffee shop ...... Isn't it a gathering place for ghouls!

Can you imagine what it's like to have a bunch of mews around you?

Can you feel the scene where Katsuko, who might be the next second, is the greeting you in the face?

Surprised, surprised!

Surprised?

Isn't the sting exciting?

This world ...... It's full of surprises.

There are surprises everywhere.

Everywhere is full of floating clouds.

I'm desperate to do anything.

Choice, of course...... Forgive her...... What a hair!

After a long time, Sunan took a deep breath again, he looked at Kirishima Dongxiang, showed a gentle smile, and tried to soften his voice: "Four cups of coffee, thank you." ”

Well.

Four cups of coffee.

That's right, you go backstage and let your meow friends do it.

We're going to ask for four cups of coffee.

After drinking, we took the initiative to get out.

Raise your hand and spare a few of us who have trespassed.

No, just leave me and my buddy Gintoki Sakata alone.

As for Bai Luoqing and Bai Nuohang...... You better eat Bai Nuohang, you can have a full stomach.

They are all young people, so why should young people bother young people?

You're right?

Sunan was silent for a short time, Sakata Gintoki naturally saw it in his eyes, he looked back at his best friend, and then looked back at Kirishima Dongxiang, suddenly smiled, and whispered in his ear: "Dude, be careful...... Mikoto Misaka cuts you. ”

Mikoto Misaka...... Cut me?

Why did my daughter-in-law cut me?

I'm the next time.

Silver when you're in ......

Wait a minute!

When Sunan turned his head and looked at his buddy Sakata Gin, he couldn't help but cover his face.

Buddy...... Did you misunderstand something?

Do I look like the kind of person who likes one!?

Do I look like the kind of person who is in the middle of nowhere!?

Have I always been this image in your eyes!?

What about a family that says goodbye and love!?

Sunan complained hard in his heart, he was about to say something, when he raised his head and found Kirishima Dongxiang still standing there, holding a small notebook in his hand, without any smile on the corner of his mouth, and even ...... There was still a hint of coldness in his eyes.

Sunan: "......"

Big sister.

What are you still standing here for?

Didn't I just order four cups of coffee?

You'd better go tell them to get their coffee!

Dude, I'm not worried about Mikoto Misaka cutting me right now, I'm worried about all the meows in your store cutting me together!

That's right.

Now that you've all shown up.

What about Ken Kaneki?

What about the white-haired kid?

Isn't he with you?

Isn't it said that it is a good official match?

[System: Two yellow orioles singing green willows, you don't have a girlfriend yet; a line of egrets in the sky, you haven't ...... yet]

[Sunan: Get out.] 】

Kirishima Dongxiang squinted at Sakata Gintoki, then at Sunan, and snorted coldly in his nostrils, as if it was because of Sakata Gintoki's words just now, he was slightly unhappy: "What kind of coffee do you want?"

Tsundere, absolute tsundere.

Kirishima Dongxiang has always been this character.

Understandable, understandable.

Sunan calmly explained to himself in his heart.

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

Bainuo Airlines: "......"

Bai Luoqing, who was sitting opposite Sunan, laughed softly, and she said unhurriedly: "Four cups of Noya coffee." ”

Kirishima Dongxiang nodded, wrote a few words on the notebook in his hand, and then spoke into the headphones on his body: "Four cups of Noah coffee." ”

With that said, she left.

Sunan: "......"

Noah Coffee?

What brand of coffee is this?

I haven't heard of it.

Why can't you just order a cat poop coffee quietly?

There is a chance for you to also taste what cat poop coffee is!

Forget it, it's not a problem.

After Kirishima Dongxiang left, Sakata Gintoki whistled with a wicked smile and gave Sunan and Bai Nuohang a "you know" look.

Bai Luoqing looked at it and shook her head: "You men...... I don't understand the girl's heart at all. ”

Forehead.

Sunan frowned.

Don't understand a girl's heart?

Hehe.

You said that everything else is okay, you actually said buddy, I don't understand the heart of a girl?

Do you think my old driver's title is called for nothing, buddy?

Dude, if I don't understand the heart of a girl, who understands? Do you understand? Or the stupid boy next to you?

Sunan opened his mouth to retort: "Let me tell you a story to prove that I actually understand the girl's heart very well." ”

Bai Nuohang paused for a moment.

Bai Luoqing was also stunned.

Sakata Gintoki snorted, he always had the feeling that his best friend was trying to trick others.

Bai Luoqing tilted her head and smiled: "Oh? Then I'll listen and see if we agree in the end." ”

Good.

Guaranteed to surprise you!

I promise you that after listening to my thoughts, you will never want to listen to other people's thoughts again!

Sunan smiled slightly and said: "There is a couple, the man is very cowardly, and he asked his girlfriend to try before doing anything, and his girlfriend was very dissatisfied with this. ”

"Once, when the two of them went to sea, a hurricane destroyed the boat, but fortunately my girlfriend grabbed a plank to save their lives, and my girlfriend asked her boyfriend, 'Are you afraid?' and the boyfriend took out a fruit knife from his bosom and said, 'I'm afraid, but if a shark comes, I'll use this against it.'" ’”

The girlfriend just shook her head and smiled bitterly. ”

"Soon a freighter spotted them, and just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared, and my girlfriend shouted, 'Let's swim hard, we'll be fine!'

"Scumbag!" Bai Luoqing only heard the beginning, and his face was not angry.

Bainuo Airlines: "......"

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

Sunan glanced at them leisurely, and continued to speak leisurely: "My girlfriend was stunned, she looked at her boyfriend's back, tears couldn't help but flow, at this moment, she was completely desperate." ”

The shark was approaching step by step, but the shark didn't seem to be interested in his girlfriend, and swam straight to his boyfriend, who was viciously bitten by the shark, and he shouted at his girlfriend hoarsely, and the sound echoed in the sea, and the blood seeped everywhere. ”

"His girlfriend was rescued. ”

Bai Luoqing: "This kind of man deserves it!"

Bai Nuohang: "...... Wife, don't worry, you listen to Sunan finish the story. ”

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a moment and did not speak.

There was a smile on the corner of Sunan's mouth.

Deserve?

This kind of man deserves it?

Hehehehehe, you're still too young.

Playing routines, you can compare to my three-dimensional culture?

Sunan squinted at the ceiling, sighed, and looked "affectionate": "Bai Luoqing, you guessed wrong." ”

"There was silence on deck, and the captain sat down next to the girl and said, 'Miss, your boyfriend is the bravest man I have ever met'. ”

"'No, he's a coward. The girl said coldly. ”

"The captain was a little angry: 'How can you say that, we have been looking at you with binoculars just now, we clearly see that he has cut his wrist with a knife after pushing you away, sharks are sensitive to the smell of blood, if he doesn't do this to buy time, I'm afraid you will never be on this ......ship.'"

Bai Luoqing: "......"

White Voyage: ......

This...... Nima, the plot reversed too quickly!

Sakata Gintoki was slightly silent.

Sunan smiled leisurely and continued to speak: "My girlfriend heard the truth like a bolt from the blue, she was grief-stricken and heartbroken, and she just wanted to jump into the sea and die with her boyfriend immediately. At the critical moment, the captain grabbed her, and the captain told her that if I were you, I would definitely live well, make money to fill this sea, and avenge your boyfriend!"

"My girlfriend asked with tears in her eyes, 'How can I make so much money?'"

"The captain said, 'Go learn to cook, if you work hard, you can earn more than 20,000 yuan a month!'"

"My girlfriend asked again, 'Where do you go to do it?'"

"The captain said: 'Go to S City to find Xingping Restaurant and find the little masters Liu Pleiades and Xingping Chuangzhen, phone 1502XXX37XX. ’”

Bai Luoqing: "......"

Your uncle's!

"......"

Your second uncle's!

Sakata Gintoki covers his face, I know!

A good love story makes you say that it has become a routine for cooking!

Your uncle's!

This final reversal must be this unexpected routine!

It's full of routines.

Pit goods!

It's a pitfall!

Avenge your sister's revenge!

Learn to cook with both of them!?

You can earn 20,000 Huaxia coins a month if you work hard!?

I really believe in your wickedness!

Seeing the expressions of the three of them, Sunan snorted twice with a smug face, and crossed his legs with a cheap smile: "How is it? Now you still say that I don't understand women's hearts?"

"If you don't believe me, I can give you another one. ”

One more?

Bai Luoqing twitched the corner of her mouth, let you have another one, I really saw the hell.

I've never seen such a brazen person!

Shameless!

Bai Nuohang also twitched the corners of his mouth.

Sunan glanced at Sakata Ginshi, who was covering his face, changed the direction of Erlang's legs, and said cheaply: "What does it feel like to give up a person you like? Some people say: It's like a fire that burns down the house where you have lived for a long time, and you look at the despair of those wreckage and ashes. You know it's your home, but there's no way back. ”

"Maybe the former home belonged to two people, but this ruin is only one person. Obsessive-compulsive disorder always has to clean up the wreckage, and since the house is destroyed, this mess can't be left behind. So he let himself cry, slowly cleaned up the ruins, dug out the foundation, planted chrysanthemums, and carved tombstones. ”

"OCD is not leaving a single broken brick to pollute the environment. When the tombstone is carved, the morning sun shines on the delicate texture, and the pure white chrysanthemums bless your journey, you may think of the complaints that you don't know when to let go, and the sadness that dissipates. ”

Bai Luoqing was stunned.

She had never experienced the kind of feelings that Sunan said.

However, she has a feeling of empathy.

Bai Nuohang was slightly silent, he glanced at his wife, and secretly made up his mind that he would never let his wife suffer such grievances.

Only Sakata Gintoki glanced at Sunan deeply.

Hehe.

Hehehe.

Do you think I'll still believe you?

The routine is so slippery, if I believe you again......

What a hell of a thing.

Sure enough, Sunan continued to speak: "You turned around, but you were tripped by the chain, and after sorting it out for so long, your favorite necklace was still half buried in the soil." ”

"You can't help but ask, which one is stronger in Huaxia excavator technology?"

"Looking for ...... in Huaxia Dongshan"

Bai Luoqing: "......"

Bainuo Airlines: "......"

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

The three of them couldn't help but roar in their hearts, learn from your sister's excavator.

Your uncle's!

Your uncle's!

Sunan's voice did not fall, and his face was full of smug expressions.

How about playing tricks with my brother? Are you okay? Are you surprised? Isn't the sting exciting? Isn't it scary? It's okay, brother, I have a lot of three-dimensional routines! Do you still want to hear it? Brother, I can tell you another story about the Condor Heroes Yang in the past Shandong Lanxiang learning excavators!

How is it, is there an idea of 'the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside'?

Fake, non-existent, give up.

Dude, let me tell you clearly, the rural roads are also slippery, and the routines are more complicated.

Just when Sunan was proud, a cold snort suddenly came from behind him, which made everyone stunned.

"Hmph, scumbag. ”

Sunan just turned around.

A cup of coffee spilled in his face......

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

Bainuo Airlines: "......"

Bai Luoqing: "......"