Chapter 555 Leave people under the stick
Zhu Gangguan's favorite thing to talk about is naturally his glorious deeds in the heavenly court, in charge of the 80,000 naval army of Tianhe, and the majestic Marshal of Tianpeng.
Sun Wukong blinked secretly, and said in his heart that this official was much higher than what Lao Sun did at the beginning, but the other party didn't say why he was demoted to the mortal world, and it is estimated that this history is not very glorious. Let's listen to him first, just pick out the vegetarian dishes in these dishes and eat them, and then go to the pig's head cave to kill all the goblins.
Hiding how to be degraded and his marriage, Zhu Gangguan said that he is now worshipping under the unrighteous Taoist sect and cultivating again, and he needs to wait for some time to relist the immortal class, and when the time comes, he will bring the Gaojiazhuang family to heaven to enjoy happiness.
This pig's head is quite good at bragging, does he think he is the Jade Emperor?
"You'll have to tell me where you live now. If we stay in the Gao family, it is not a way, it is better for you to take me back to your cave mansion, so that my father and mother will not be gossiped. Sun Wukong lured it.
As soon as Zhu Gangguan heard it, this lady was moved by herself: "No problem, no problem, although I live in a simple place now, I must not let the lady suffer." ”
"Then you carry me away, your cave must be far away from the mountains and rivers, and I can't walk. "It seems that immortals who can transfigurate are vivid when they become women, and sure enough, there is nothing to do with women when men are in turmoil. Erlang God is like this, and so is Sun Wukong.
The pig's head did not suspect it, and immediately carried the Gao Cuilan that Sun Wukong had turned on, and a big jump had already flown into the mountains.
"Ouch, why is it so bumpy, no, you go slower. Sun Wukong said delicately, but his heart blossomed.
Zhu Gangguan also hurts his daughter-in-law, so he naturally slows down, step by step, and walks steadily: "Don't panic, lady, just walk slowly." ”
Moving all the way, Zhu Gangguan was happy in his heart, but after a long time, he found that the daughter-in-law on his back was getting heavier and heavier: "Lady, are you heavy?"
"I eat your delicacies every day, how can I not be heavy?" Sun Wukong also blurted out the lie.
Pig Gang Jian thought about it, but isn't it too heavy and exaggerated?
After turning over another mountain, the pig was already out of breath, and he felt as if he had a big mountain on his back: "Daughter-in-law, no, no, no, the old pig has to rest." ”
Sun Wukong looked at the night sky and found that the demon qi was close at hand, knowing that the monster cave was nearby, so he no longer hid: "Monster, you open your eyes and look at your grandfather." As he spoke, he took out the golden rod.
The daughter-in-law's beautiful and pleasant voice suddenly turned into a man, and the pig quickly turned his head in fright, where was there a smooth face like a goose egg, only a hairy face of Lei Gongzui.
"Ahh Furious in his heart, he knew that he had been deceived by this hairy monkey: "What happened to your daughter-in-law?"
"Haha, no one Gao Laozhuang recognizes you, the son-in-law of the inverted door, you monster is so thick-skinned. Today, I will see my grandson give you some powerful taste, and let you forcibly occupy the people's daughter. As he spoke, he fought with Pig Gangguana.
The golden hoop stick and the nine-tooth nail rake were mixed together, and the table tennis was played for hundreds of rounds without winning or losing.
"Happy, haha, happy!" After Sun Wukong broke the seal, it was the first time he did it seriously, although he had encountered some monsters before, but those monsters were too hard to fight.
But Zhu Gangguan can't say it well, this monk is not simple. He recognized the monk's robe worn by Sun Wukong.
Feeling that he couldn't beat it, Zhu Gangguan thought that every stick of the other party shook his own mouth numb.
The surrounding trees and rocks were shattered, and even a few night clouds were scattered. Sun Wukong is getting smoother and smoother, and the feeling of 500 years ago is slowly recovering.
"Hugh wants to hurt my father-in-law!" Just when Zhu Gang was overwhelmed, the second sister of the egg came out of the Yunzhan Cave, and she was holding a double sword to protect her husband.
"Sure enough, there are two monsters, look at the stick!" Sun Wukong reflexively gave a sky-breaking stick.
The second sister is shallow, where can she stop this stick. Suddenly, his heart was broken, and all the attacks turned invisible, just sent under the stick by inertia, and he was about to turn into a miserable soul.
As soon as the pig saw that his wife was about to die, his whole body trembled, and his arms stirred the nine-toothed nail rake like a tsunami, so he used the nail rake as a spear and stabbed the monkey in the waist: "You dare to ?!!"
Although Sun Wukong is a copper-headed iron arm, he does not dare to underestimate the angry blow of Zhu Gangguana, and flexibly rotates his body in mid-air, a harrier turns over, and the stick changes the target, and it is about to fall on Zhu Gangguan.
Zhu Gang was dumbfounded, it was unbelievable that the opponent could still change moves in such a extreme state. He didn't know that Sun Wukong had been pressed for 500 years, and as soon as he had time, he pondered the 'obsessive-compulsive stick method' he used when he was controlled by Kent, although he couldn't make big moves when he was pressed, but this stick method paid attention to the control of texture, and he had to be familiar with the operation of musculoskeletal skills, even if he was sealed, it would not hinder his cultivation.
In the past five hundred years, Sun Wukong has mastered eight or nine times out of ten, so every stick is controlled just right and with ease.
"The Great Sage~~ Keep people under the stick. Seeing that the pig's head was about to be killed, Kent immediately came to the rescue.
The iron rod is only 0.03 centimeters away from the pig's head, and if it falls a little more, the pig's head will bloom.
Sun Wukong looked at the two people who came from the sky, weren't they the weird father and daughter that he had met in the Two Realms Mountain before?
As soon as Zhu Gangguan and the second sister of the egg saw that it was the master who came, they immediately saluted: "Master, my old pig was almost killed by this monkey, and I almost won't see your old man, Master." ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "It turns out that you are the unrighteous Taoist, don't you cover up this pig's head, do you know what this pig's head has done? "Let's take a complaint.
The second sister suddenly cried, first, she was almost beaten to death just now, and her heart palpitated, and second, now she can finally tell all her grievances: "Pig Gang is outside with flowers and twisted grass, please master to decide." ”
"Zhu Gangguan, Guanyin asked you to wait here for someone to learn the scriptures, but you ignored your ten-year husband and wife relationship with the second sister egg, deceived Gao Cuilan in Gaojiazhuang, and committed the crime of bigamy. Now I will punish you for making food for others in the future, and you will not be able to eat for yourself, otherwise I will tie you to the 'ion furnace' for nine hundred and eighty-one days, and turn you into a roast pig that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside." ”
"Didn't this scripture learner never come?" muttered Pig Gang.
"This Elder Sun is the great apprentice of the scripture learner. Kent said, and now the pig just came to his senses.
And Sun Wukong was wondering, and his heart said What kind of punishment is this? But when he heard that this pig's head was also a member of Guanyin's guidance, his heart was happy, this pig's head was so delicious to cook, and he would be blessed on the road to the west in the future.
Zhu Gangguan looked entangled, he could only cook for other people to eat, and he couldn't eat it himself? Then he was not going to starve to death? He was used to eating the food he cooked, and other meals tasted the same as chewing wax, which was to help him lose weight: "Master, this is not fair." ”
"How is it unfair? You deceived Gao Cuilan, now that Gao Laozhuang's matter is well known, how can you let Gao Cuilan still marry?"
"Then go ahead and let her be my daughter-in-law, Master. "Zhu Gangguan is still thinking about the beautiful things of hugging left and right.
"Shut up, you go to the west, I don't know when you will return. Gao Cuilan, a mortal, is already twenty-three at this time, how can I wait for you to come back. "Twenty-three years old is already an older woman, and it will take more than ten years to learn the scriptures, Zhu Bajie came back Gao Cuilan is almost forty, and it is very likely that they are all dead, and her early forties are already considered to be high in this era.
Therefore, Kent will leave a recipe for Gaojiazhuang, so that they can have a guarantee in the future.
Pig Gang was silent, although unwilling but did not dare to oppose Kent.
Kent said to Sun Wukong again: "Elder Sun, you take this pig's head to Elder Tang, let it be shaved and become a monk, and worship in Buddhism." ”
Sun Wukong saw that Kent's arrangement was quite proper, and he did not favor the apprentice, so he nodded, but he was also very affectionate: "This pig's head has a good daughter-in-law, and my grandson is not unkind, I will give you a night to say goodbye, tomorrow the sun is born, you come to Gao Laozhuang to meet the master." He was moved by the courage of the second sister to save her husband before.
Zhu Gangguan nodded immediately, but the second sister of the egg changed her face to complain.